Ariel Sharon has died and, at last report, is

still dead.

That data breach actually hit 70 million customers.  Do you

suppose that's why it's called 'Target'?

"At first, all I did was sniff pot and 

cocaine.  Then I began mixing them

with my Kibbles n' Bits.  Thank God

my master intervened before I started

mainlining."

Warm Scuzzies #440

Freedom Industries

"And right here, children, it says, 'There's no such thing as a 

free Jack Kingston because he charges taxpayers thousands

 and thousands of dollars for his lunches'."

Squidward, Post-Fukushima

"And then, Secretary Gates, that's when you drop a

 bunker buster on the Oval Office."

Warm Scuzzies #439

David Wildstein

Is it just a coincidence that over 50% of the members 

of Congress are millionaires and their approval rating

 is 12%?  

[As you ponder this question, keep in mind

that only 9% of Americans are millionaires.]

"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam.  

But I yam not a bully!"