World's Worst Yobs #309

James Woods

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #9

A Pair of Boehnerballs

"Awww, that Mustachifier makes him

 look all grown up!"

When Lileks Last in the 

Dooryard Bloom'd

Gee, it's that 'scrappy Romney kid'!

Little Known Fact #54

A flock of Pink Flamingos can pick the carcass of a 

Tyrannosaurus Rex clean in less than 20 minutes.

John Brennan Sez:  “As far as the allegations of the CIA

 hacking into Senate computers, nothing could be further

 from the truth.  We wouldn’t do that. I mean, that’s just 

beyond the, you know, the scope of reason in terms of 

what we do.”

[Time to change the name to 

Central Insidious Agency.]

This is really pretty cheap, considering that ground beef

 is selling for up to $5.99 a pound these days.

He was one of the proud, 

one of the few who had left

packaging feedback on

Amazon.  Of course, he

was a little Goofy.

Attention, Fellow Schopenhauerians!

We dodged the solar flare.  Things are

looking relatively good right now.

"OK, we admit it:  we tortured some folks and weren't 

just giving free carousel rides."

He's back!

Warm Scuzzies #489

Sandra McLaughlin

Does anyone know when they will begin construction on

the Gaza Wing of the Holocaust Museum in Washington?

Nooki of the North

Nonooki of the South

Subordinate is defined as 'a congressional staffer mugged by

Don Young'.

Bribery Conviction Greases the Wheels

 of Northern Pagan's Prison Train

A Pink Police State is scary.

A Pink Poulos State is even scarier.

Predator

Prey

Uh-oh, Alex Jones's bullshit tank is full and needs

to be emptied!

If it's not Islamism in Qatar,

it's Judaism in Brooklyn.

Oxymorons for Our Time #169

Accountability Board

Rude Rhymes #78

Rank Swine

Joe Klein

Bob McDonnell Sez:  "Maureen and I couldn't have

conspired because she hated me and had a crush on

our sugar daddy."

Which will come first:  President Obama's self-impeachment

or illegal immigrants' self-deportation?

Internet Users Sue Google to Take Down Stomach-

Churning Photos of Max Mosley Playing S&M

Games with Five Prostitutes

Small Cars Become Even Smaller in Crash Tests

Adventures in Lexicology #10

Beckel (bek-uhl), n.  A negligent discharge, accidental emission, 

or reckless release.  [Sleeping on your back and 

wearing loose clothing reduces the risk of having

a beckel.]

Israel Calls for 4-Hour Ceasefire as 15 Die in School, 

Says It Needs Time to Reload

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #586

Janet Porter

F Troop (1966)

F Troop (2014)

Bill O'Reilly Sez:  "The reason Barack Obama is President 

for two terms is because of the machines."

[Where is John Connor when we need him?]

"Quite frankly, President Obama should be impeached

 for secretly wishing that he'll be impeached."

Governor Rick Perry to Bill Taxpayers Nation-

wide $12 Million a Month to Pay for His 

Deployment of 1,000 National Guardsmen

 on the Texas-Mexico Border

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #585

Peter Nathan Steinmetz

"If we want the narrator to tell our story from the perspective

of the Republican Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain Comes to

Washington.  If we want the narrator to tell our story from 

the perspective of the Likud Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain

Goes to Washington.  Do you have a preference?"

Wonder Woman Sez:  “I grew up castrating 

hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to 

Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.  

Washington’s full of big spenders, and 

I'll make ‘em squeal.”

The Unexpurgated Bible #102

And then Jehovah God spake unto Adam, "Judging from

 the size of your tiny peen, you're going to need this."

Snorkeling in the New Sarah Palin Channel on

International Bog Day

Monkey Preening

David Cameron Preening

Michael Brutsch is back from the dead with this

employment want ad on Reddit:  “For hire: Senior Perl

 programmer looking for missionary position in the adult 

content industry.”

Max Mad He Doesn't Appear in Lucrative Movie Sequel