Archie and Edith

Great Moments in Texas History:

The Battle of Lake Travis

Trumpnik Ship of State Floundering in

Heavy Seas

Cats in a Pear Tree Waiting Patiently

 for Partridges

It was unclear whether the Tennessee trooper was

doing his Alien or his T-1000 impression.

Warm Scuzzies #968

Jessica Krug

Blubberlugger Playing with His Gun

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #832

Kevin Shipp

Mask Up and Vote #12

Brokini Alert!

Have you been fitted with a Spit Hood yet?

Yes, Nick's boss was Ken Paxton.

Surprise, surprise!

Warm  Scuzzies #967

James Spillane

Spoil Sport

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #130

David Beth

Voting Is for Losers

Michael Berry, Turdsmoker

Mask Up and Vote #11

Q:  If William Barr were a slug, would he be slimy?

A:  What do you mean, "if"?

The Commander-in-Chief's Commander

The Railsplitter Speaketh

Based on what Devin Nunes said he saw, Trump 

expatiated:  "The plane it was almost completely 

loaded with thugs wearing these dark

uniforms with gear and this and that."

"Is that the Antifa Plane Devin Nunes is talking about?"

"No, that's the Air Force's Anti-Antifa Plane."

Fascist Chic

If you're wondering where the Anarchist City is that Trump

 has been talking about, it's right next door to Spatula City.

Warm Scuzzies #967

Todd Bell

Trump Goes Viral

When Sarah Met Kim

The Day Kim Jong-un First Laid Eyes on

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Stroke of Genius

Mmm!  Mmm!  Good!

Trump Sez:  "They have cans of soup.  Soup. 

And they throw the cans of soup."

Mask Up and Vote #10

Warm Scuzzies #966

Fred Heidmann

"Remember Scott Walker?"

"Can't say that I do."

"Good."

The 'Plane Loaded with Thugs' Trump has been ranting

 about is still on the runway, apparently too heavy to take off.

Are these the 'People of Dark Shadows'

Trump was referring to?

Mask Up and Vote #9

Thumbsucking in adults is thought to help

reduce anxiety.

New Selfie-Help Book

Zombie Herman Cain Spotted in

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Mask Up and Vote #8

Devils Threeway

Mr. Persimmon Puss

Matt Marshall, Revolutionary War Volunteer,

 Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up Somewhere West

 of Mount Rainier National Park

Warm Scuzzies #965

Todd Wright

Mask Up and Vote #7