Trump Scores Endorsement of Brotherhood of Satanic 

Musclehead Emojis

Shelly Shelton (R-NV) Criticized for Comparing LaVoy

Finicum to Moses and Jesus But Not Muhammad

Germany has learned a thing or two 

about insane rabble-rousers.

Unlike McDonald's cheeseless mozzarella sticks, 

Ted Cruz is very cheesy.

"If you don't mind, please explain what you mean when 

you say, 'Not so fast!'"

"I would say, 'Give me some skin, Daddy-o!', 

but I have enough already."

Keiko Opus the Whaleguin Sez:

"For some odd reason, Hillary Clinton's

 emails make me peckish."

"Given the choice, I would pick a Republican

Fascist over a Democratic Socialist any day

of the week."

Commenting on the effect the absence of Donald Trump 

had on the GOP debate, one observer said, "The debate

 lacked an obvious center of gravity."  Another observer 

responded, "I have a hunch we're living in the last days 

of gravity, the center or otherwise."

"Never forget, kiddo, a rich man is nothing but a poor man 

with money."

"I can't be bought because I already bought myself."

The Politico Illustrated #44

'Cruz emerges from debate as GOP punching bag'

"Yikes, it's Mr. Krabs!  Run away, run away!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #125

"Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field 

which the Lord God had made."

"Well, kiss my grits, you're the oldest knuckledragger

I've met so far!"

"I like Mike,

Mike likes me,

We're a happy family."

As George Orwell might have said, “At 69, 

Donald Trump has the face he deserves.”

Eeny, Meeny, and Miny, But There Ain't No Moe

Army of Straw Men Infiltrating 2016 Presidential Race

"Out, out damnéd ball!"

"Hope is the thing with feathers 

That perches in the soul,

Nope is the thing without feathers 

That looketh like a Troll."

'Black Americans for a White Future' Super PAC 96% 

Funded by Robert Mercer, Rich White Billionaire

Another Treasure from The Bamboozle Box

"When I go, just wrap me up in my blue tarp and bury

me on Cliven Bundy's lone prairie."

Andrew Alemao National Monument

Toupéemobile

GoFundMe Campaign Buying Chris Christie Lots of Mops

Andrew Alemao assures us that no good

tomatoes were harmed, only rotten ones,

 when he hurled them at Donald Trump.

Maybe we should erect a monument to Andrew Alemao, 

the anti-Trump tomato thrower, like they did for Muntadhir 

al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Dubya.

Salvation by Faith Only

Macon Bacon

"I'm the Dude, Dad, and the Dude abides.  So you can

put that roscoe away."

He: "You want me to go down there with a mop?"

She: "No, I want you to go down there with a mouth siphon."

Donald Trump Shaving Jeb Bush's Head for the WWE

Draws Bigger Crowd Than GOP Debate

LaVoy Finicum Included in New Edition of 

Foxe's Book of Mortars

"I have no intention of spending any of my days in a concrete

 box. I prefer pine."

Trumpus Interruptus Said to Be More Effective Than Rhythm 

Method in Preventing Unwanted Debates

"Adiós!"

"Auf Wiedersehen!"

"Au Revoir!"

"Ciao!"

 "Goodbye!"

"Salaam!"

"Sayonara!"

"Shalom!"

"Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish!"

Robert LaVoy Finicum Sez: “I’m just not going

 to prison."

[And he didn't.]

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #651

Joaquin Mariano DeMoreta-Folch

Fox News Says Donald Trump Is Afraid of 

Megyn Kelly's Moral Relativism

Four Humblebraggers, Members of the Humblest Braggers 

in the World Club

GOP Candidates Freaking Out about Grand Jury That

 Indicted Anti-Planned Parenthood Activists

Tomás de Torquemada Cotton Opposes Bipartisan 

Criminal Justice Reform That Would Loosen 

Mandatory Minimum Sentences

Illustration from Foxe's Book of Mortars

Brazil Losing Battle Against Mosquito

"Master, Godzilla is raging! The billows are tossing high! 

The sky is o'ershadowed with blackness. No shelter or help

 is nigh."

When you first laid eyes on him, you just

knew David Daleiden was a monster under

the skin.

"Rick Santorum's campaign is not  dead yet.  I feel happy!

I feel happy!"

David Daleiden Stung with Felony and Misdemeanor

Indictments for Tampering with a Governmental

Record and Purchasing Human Organs