Trump Creates Joe Arpaio National Monument

The Unexpurgated Bible #151

And when he saw his people being blown to kingdom come

 by the hurricane, Trump said, "Good luck to everybody!"

Harka! Harka! Gorka Goes Darka!

"Hey, isn't that Bull Connor with Sarah Palin?"

"No, it's Joe Arapaio, Connor's soulmate. They're

hard to tell apart."

The Unending Quest for the 

Self-Operating Napkin

"Fund the wall or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Virgin Mary Spots Jesus in Her Sonogram

Rod Dreher Sez: "Have you ever been 

threadjacked? Well, I have and it's no fun

at all."

French President Spent $31,000 on Makeup in 3 Months

Batmother!

Texas-Size Analogy

When Theodore 'Vox Day' Beale still had hair, 

his coiffure was called 'Skidmark for Jesus'.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #698

Matthew Trewhella

It's not true Gerard Baker, editor of the Wall Street 

Journal, fluffs Trump's pillow every night.  It's every

other night.

Trump Likes Image of Him 'Eclipsing' Obama

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #188

S. E. Cupp and John Hawkins

Pay in the Alliteration Lab wasn't all that good, 

but it was more amusing than picking a peck of

pickled peppers.

The James O'Keefe Mugshot Mug keeps showing up in the 

strangest places.

Holy Water Pistol, Batman!

British Firemen Say They Had to Eat the Piglets They Had 

Rescued from a Burning Barn in Order to Save Them

The Solid Gold Crapper

"Did you hear that Sheriff Arpaio has a 'cold-case posse'?"

"No, I didn't even know he'd had a sex-change operation."

He: "Dan Dicks."

She: "He does?"

Dali's Moustache Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking

Trump Holds Election Night Victory Rally for 18th Time

Ecstasy for Trumpniks

Hillary Clinton Says Donald Trump Stalking Her in the 

Debates Made Her Skin Crawl

Melania Trump Appeals to Dishonest, Fake News Media for 

Privacy for Her Son Barron

Trey Gowdy thinks Mick Mulvaney is some sort of

vascular disorder.

His Eyes Were on the Prize

Two thirds of those in three states that

put Trump in the White House now feel

embarrassed by him. Karma's a bitch,

isn't it?

Trump Proving Eclipse Blindness a Hoax Like

Global Warming

If you can't see Trump staring at the Sun, you probably

viewed the solar eclipse the same way he did.

Louise Linton Sez: "Call me Marie Antoinette, peasants!"

"Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do

But roll around heaven all day."

Don't throw those eclipse sunglasses away.

They may come in handy someday.

Like so many punk bands of the '80s, the Totaled Eclipse is

 said to be criminally underrated.

How to Tell the Difference Between

a Superhero and a Fruitcake

Governor Kasich Enters Pizza Rehab

They say James Mattis is tight-lipped about Trump's

'new' Afghanistan War strategy.  Truth be told, 

General Mattis is always tight-lipped.

How to View a Total Ellipse without 

Endangering Your Eyesight

"Have you considered rack augmentation?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #697

Michael Snyder

Like they said on Happy Days, "Sit on it!"

Just because you're a Flat Earther doesn't mean

you can't get excited about tomorrow's solar eclipse.

In their world, no one says, 'Niblets'.

Nietzsche Sez: "Beware lest a statue slay you."

Creepy-Crawly Giving America the Heeby-Jeebies

Book Changes Genres Overnight:

From Current Events to Ancient

History