Saturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
us as much as possible. We don't need that much of it. We'd
like less of it. And we darn sure would like for it to be less
expensive." Who uttered these words? Mafia legend Don
Corleone? No, Republican legend Mike Huckabee.
in Louisville, Kentucky Friday, former Republican presidential
candidate Mike Huckabee joked to the audience that an
offstage noise was Barack Obama avoiding gunfire." Too bad
Mr. Huckabee isn't an ordinary American citizen, because,
right about now, the Secret Service would be giving him the
the world's richest man says: "If everyone on the planet floated
everyday, there would be no war, no poverty, no crime, no hunger
— and nobody on the streets."
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Hewlett-Packard in 2005, Carly Fiorina is now serving
as 'Victory Chairman' for the McCain campaign at the
Republican National Committee. Were McCain to lose
in November, it's unclear whether Carly will change
'Victory Chairman' to 'Defeat Chairman' on her resume.
to "attack Obama viciously" between now and Election Day.
Chris assures us he's disease-free and up-to-date on all his
vaccinations, including rabies and distemper.
to see the commander in chief playing golf. I think
playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.
Oops, sorry! I almost lost my yachting cap."
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Hurricane Katrina. I did. Then he exhorted me to issue
a letter of apology to the Catholic Church. I did. Now he's
prodding me to shed 100 lbs. Sweet Jesus! He's stopped
preaching and gone to meddling!"
his mother, Roberta, to be his vice-presidential running mate.
Political analysts see this as a shrewd maneuver that could
solidify the Senator's appeal to mature voters and woo
aggrieved Hillary Clinton supporters.