Easter Bunny Taken Captive by Anonymous Leftists

OK, so we've got the Papas here.  

But where are the Mamas?

"Quite honestly, I don't lose a lot of sleep over whether 

it was a comet or an asteroid that drove me and all the

other dinosaurs to extinction."

Eating is sometimes a messy sport.

He simply couldn't believe the Universe is 80 million 

years older than previously thought.

Anti-Gay Michele Shocked That Michelle Shocked

 Is Not Anti-Gay

Montana Roadkill Law Allows Motorists 

to Eat the Animals They Hit

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #163

Pamela Geller, Jim Hoft, Katie O'Malley, and 

Andrew Marcus

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #482

Donna Campbell

Old Men with Guns #5

William H. Spengler, Jr.

Wanting to smile for International Happiness Day,

 but can't because of dry, chapped, cracked lips?  

Well, maybe you should consider using some 

J&D's Bacon Lip Balm.

"Yeah, suckers, you're now aboard the 

Carnival Cruz of the Damned!"

"Ever since I was a wee tyke, I wanted 

to say 'jettison the shibboleths'.

"Honest, officer,  I've only had one drink."

Don't ask Rand Paul to say 'pathway to citizenship',

because that will make him sad.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #481

Sheriff Joseph D. McDonald, Jr.

PSY's Next Song Has Unfortunate Title: 

'Gangbangnam Style'

Iraq Celebrates 10th Anniversary of 

American Liberation

Warm Scuzzies #378

Chipotle

Old Men with Guns #4

Phillip Walker Sailors

Asked why he opposed a Multiple Sclerosis resolution, 

Senator Ted Cruz clapped his hands and said,

"Joe McCarthy warned us long ago that Multiple 

Sclerosis was caused by fluorides dumped into our 

water supply by Communists.   Obviously, we need 

to learn the lesson taught by Brigadier General
Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove and launch an 

all-out nuclear attack on Iran, North Korea, and

Harvard University." 

There was also a Noah in China who built an ark.  But,

for some reason, it sank like a stone long before it

 stopped raining forty days and nights later.

Lady Liberty and Lady Justice 

Announce Wedding Plans

Almost simultaneously, they came to the realization

that their purpose in life was to show it was possible

for Michael Douglas to become bored with Catherine

 Zeta-Jones and vice versa.

On Mondays, she just wasn't in the 

mood to play with her food.

"Mañana, Mañana 

Mañana is soon enough for us."

Little Known Fact #34

Cubby Broccoli was a regular guest on TV cooking shows

long before he started making James Bond movies.

"Hey, man, cool shades!"

"Yeah, I'm one of those Republicans who is in the

process of rebranding through pop culture."

According to the History Channel's version of The 

Bible, the Devil has a dark skin, wears a hoodie, and

looks like Barack Obama.  But the Apostle Paul said

the Devil wears a disguise that makes him look like an 

'Angel of Light'.   The Apostle must have had Dark

 Light in mind at the time.

Sarko the Giant Costs French Taxpayers $2.6 Million

 a Year; "Giants Must, by Definition, Live Large," 

Says One Expert

"Are we a corporation yet?"

Yes, there's something even worse than Chocolate-

 Covered Bacon.  Have you ever heard of the Oscar 

Mayer Deep Dish Pizza with Pepperoni Lunchable?

Think of it:  were it not for all those 'racketeering' GOP 

consultants, Rick Perry might today be President of 

the United States.

Old Men with Guns #3

Stanwood Fred Elkus

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #480

John Cooke

Old Men with Guns #2

Arthur Douglas Harmon

John Boehner says he can't imagine supporting a gay

son's marriage.  That's easy for him to say, since

he has no sons, only daughters.

Sarah Palin Reading an Anti-Obama Teleprompter

Joke from Teleprompter with CPAC Laugh Track

Whether you're baked, smashed, or

fried, Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Vatican Lashes Out at ‘Defamatory’ and ‘Anti-Clerical 

Left-Wing’ Criticism of High Church Fashion

"Oh, Ted, if you've got the tail-gun, I've got the rack!"

"Take me, I'm yours!"

Knight Warrior, a Kick-Ass Wannabe, Gets Ass Kicked