Easter Bunny Taken Captive by Anonymous Leftists
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Labels:
Bill O'Reilly,
Christianity,
Easter,
Leftists,
Rabbits,
War
Labels:
Fathers,
Mothers,
Music,
Pope Benedict,
Pope Francis
"Quite honestly, I don't lose a lot of sleep over whether
it was a comet or an asteroid that drove me and all the
other dinosaurs to extinction."
Labels:
Asteroids,
Comets,
Dinosaurs,
Extinction
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Labels:
Firemen,
Guns,
New York,
Old Men with Guns
Labels:
Immigration,
Rand Paul,
Semantics
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Labels:
Dance,
Rap Music,
Songs,
South Korea
Labels:
Bombs,
Bush Administration,
Iraq,
Iraq War
Labels:
Boy Scouts,
Discrimination,
Gays,
Restaurants,
Warm Scuzzies
Labels:
Georgia,
Guns,
Old Men with Guns
Monday, March 18, 2013
Asked why he opposed a Multiple Sclerosis resolution,
Senator Ted Cruz clapped his hands and said,
"Joe McCarthy warned us long ago that Multiple
Sclerosis was caused by fluorides dumped into our
water supply by Communists. Obviously, we need
to learn the lesson taught by Brigadier General
Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove and launch an
Jack Ripper in Dr. Strangelove and launch an
all-out nuclear attack on Iran, North Korea, and
Harvard University."
Labels:
Communism,
Diseases,
Harvard University,
Joe McCarthy,
Movies,
Senate,
Ted Cruz,
Texas
Labels:
Gays,
Justice,
Lesbians,
Marriage,
Same-Sex Marriage,
Statue of Liberty,
Statues,
Weddings
Almost simultaneously, they came to the realization
that their purpose in life was to show it was possible
for Michael Douglas to become bored with Catherine
Zeta-Jones and vice versa.
Labels:
Intelligent Design,
Michael Douglas,
Movies,
Stars,
Teleology
Little Known Fact #34
Cubby Broccoli was a regular guest on TV cooking shows
long before he started making James Bond movies.
Labels:
Food,
James Bond,
Little Known Fact,
Movies,
TV Shows
"Hey, man, cool shades!"
"Yeah, I'm one of those Republicans who is in the
process of rebranding through pop culture."
Labels:
Culture,
Flies,
Glasses,
Insects,
Republican Party
According to the History Channel's version of The
Bible, the Devil has a dark skin, wears a hoodie, and
looks like Barack Obama. But the Apostle Paul said
the Devil wears a disguise that makes him look like an
'Angel of Light'. The Apostle must have had Dark
Light in mind at the time.
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Bible,
Clothing,
Devil,
Hoodies,
Light,
Paul the Apostle,
Skin,
TV Shows
Sarko the Giant Costs French Taxpayers $2.6 Million
a Year; "Giants Must, by Definition, Live Large,"
Says One Expert
Labels:
France,
Giants,
Nicolas Sarkozy
Labels:
Abortion,
Corporations,
Eggs,
Mitt Romney,
Rand Paul,
Spermatozoa
Labels:
California,
Doctors,
Guns,
Old Men with Guns
Labels:
Colorado,
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos,
Guns,
Sheriffs
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Labels:
Arizona,
Guns,
Old Men with Guns
John Boehner says he can't imagine supporting a gay
son's marriage. That's easy for him to say, since
he has no sons, only daughters.
Labels:
Children,
Daughters,
Gays,
John Boehner,
Rob Portman,
Sons
Labels:
Barack Obama,
CPAC,
Hypocrisy,
Jokes,
Sarah Palin,
Teleprompters
Labels:
Cardinals,
Catholic Church,
Fashion,
Leftists,
Pope Francis,
Vatican
Labels:
Breasts,
CPAC,
Guns,
Joe McCarthy,
Penises,
Sarah Palin,
Ted Cruz
Labels:
CPAC,
Elections 2016,
Presidential Race,
Rand Paul
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