It is said that rain makes Trump's bone spurs act up.

Trump Said to Be Making French President's Wife Sad

Warm Scuzzies #842

Chris Bush

Trump's Gonna Need More Buses!

Ms. Lindsey Alarmed by the Number of

Women Being Elected to Congress

as Democrats

Remember the last time you hired an Attorney-General

of the United States and you didn't even know him?

Oooh, What a Happy Man He Was

Mr. Kellyanne Conway in Drag

Remember Grizzly Adams?  Well, this is

Grisly Trumpnik.

Matthew Whitaker, or

Crackpot in a Crockpot

Orange Julius Caesar hasn't insulted you yet?  Be patient:

he'll eventually get around to you.

Now we can call Jason Lewis a 'loser', someone

Trump is fond of mocking.

Adventures in Aestheticism #116

Just as news unfavorable to Trump is branded 'fake news', 

votes against Rick Scott are labeled 'rampant voter fraud'. 

There's nothing a Republican fears more than counting 

all the votes.

Trump, the Well-Oiled Media Machine

Zinke Apparently Too Stinky Even for Trump

On the days he doesn't act as Attorney-General,

Matthew Whitaker acts as an SS officer.

Steve Stockman was the Texas Republican congressman

 who brought Ted Nugent with him as his guest for Obama's 

2013 State of the Union address.

Dana Rohrabacher's defeat made

Putin sad.

Adventures in Aestheticism #115

The Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Memorial Eclipse

Kobach to Hell, Kris!

Acting AG Matthew 'Bork' Whitaker

Befuddled Beauregard Surrenders to Desthpicable Drumpf

Mike Pence After He Learned He Would Have to

Swear Two Women into Congress with the Koran

Was Quasimodo impersonating Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

or vice versa?

Even Mississippians can't stomach

Chris McDaniel.

When the dead pimp won in a landslide, the

Christian evangelicals, like the Ethiopian

 eunuch, went on their way rejoicing.

Beto O'Rourke received the votes of over 4 million Texans. 

He should be proud. In the meantime, Ted Cruz won the 

right to remain the most despised member of the 

U.S. Senate.

Yes, Vladimir voted, but Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) still lost.

Dennis Hof Out-Trumps Trump

The Latest in 'Fake News'

The Unexpurgated Bible #164

"And the Palestinian David's sling was in his hand: 

and he drew near to the Israeli Goliath."

Steve Huddles with the White Nationalist Brotherhood

 in the ISIS Room

The farther you get from the U. S.-Mexico border, 

the greater the Latinophobia becomes.

Trump Celebrated Dia De Los Muertos This Year by 

Signing an Executive Order

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Taunts

Trump's Bitch

Sean Hannity Sez: “To be clear, I will not be on stage 

campaigning with the President.”

Trump Sez:  "Your questions are offensive a 

lot of times."

[It is not for us to ask, but to obey.]

Trump Distancing Himself from His Pepé Le Pew

Invasion Day

The Excess Soda Theory of

Sarah Palin

The Retrogrady Twins

Yes, We Speak No Americano

Orange Is the New White

The Week Trump's Tanning Bed Was

Out of Service

Newsweek reports: "The III% Security Force Intel gun 

range group urged its more than 22,000 Facebook supporters

 to defend President Donald Trump and to go on the 

offensive 'if commies win Tuesday'. The Three Percenter-

affiliated militia group is the latest set of heavily armed

 citizens demanding a 'Declaration of War' should the

 Democratic Party take a majority in the midterm elections 

Tuesday."

Big Head Ted and the Monsters

If it were really true that One Person = One Vote, why did

 Sheldon Adelson drop $113 million on Republican candidates

 for the 2018 elections?

E Stercoribus Unum