Ann Hathaway 'Goes Gaunt' in Les Miz

Vladimir Putin Prepares for Another 

Adoption-Banning Sortie

James Lileks Sez:   “If we can put a man

 on the moon, we can put 50 million 

Democrats up there as well!"  

[At a conservative estimate of $20 

million a head, this would only cost 

$1 quadrillion.]

Remember when P. J. O'Rourke was a 'Republican

Party Reptile'?  Well, now he's just another old Croc.

Founder and CEO of Knobby Lobby

Opposes Birth Control, Intends to 

Defy ObamaCare Mandate

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #451

Ron Dermer

Sign of the Times #37

Said the beauty with bad teeth: "Is that a periodontal

 probe in your pocket, doctor, or are you just happy 

to see me?"

"Hey, honey, take a look at this!  It's a map

showing all the people with gun permits in

our county.  I'm feeling safer already."

Oxymorons for Our Time #143

Economic Science

Viking Warship Cloned from Rosskilde's 

Thousand-Year-Old DNA

Warm Scuzzies #355

Iowa Department of Transportation

Three New Jersey Police Officers Shot Inside Police 

Station; Officials Puzzled Why the LaPierre Rule 

('The Only Thing That Stops a Bad Guy with a 

Gun Is a Good Guy with a Gun') Didn't Work

Warm Scuzzies #354

Dr. James Knight

"Professor Reynolds, should I start a petition calling for

the deportation of Charles Pierce because he called you

 'Jubilation T. Cornpone'?"

China's Growth Destroyed 80% of Its Coral Reefs 

and Blessed America with China Direct

Teleologist Trying to Decide Whether God or the 

 Republican Party Foreordained the 'Fiscal Cliff'

Fearguth's Rules of Order #54

Don't assume just because a frog can

 play the banjo that it can sing.

"OK, I admit it:  I exaggerated a bit when I

claimed I was a 'One-Man Orchestra'.

Man Raises Ante in Cat Blogging Competition

with Kevin Drum

Generally speaking, talking to yourself is not considered

 a sign of insanity, unless you happen to do it this way.

Manohar Aich Sez:  "Look, when you're 100 years old

like me, you're damn lucky if you can still raise your

 arms above your waist, much less do a Charles Atlas 

impression!"

Man Celebrates Learning That 'Qantas' Was 

Originally an Acronym for 'Queensland

 and Northern Territory Aerial Services'

Indian Slingshotter Enjoying the Thrill of 

Centrifugal Force

Flag Desecration #62

Greedheads Galore #31

Ken Langone

"Hey, Ahmad, wake up!  I have a question for you:

are the camels crossing over the road, or is the road 

crossing under the camels?"

If you wish to learn how to clean the beak of  a

fighting partridge, go to Afghanistan.

Inside the Israel Lobby

If you ask Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) to

list her achievements in the U. S. Senate over the past

 20 years, she is likely to dismiss your query as just

another 'gotcha question'. 

"Awww, Mom, do we have to take the

Christmas tree down already?"

If you're shot, what kills you---the bullet, 

the propellant, the primer, the cartridge, 

the barrel, the hammer, the trigger, the 

finger, the hand, the arm, the torso, the 

head, the brain, or Marshall Dillon?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #450

Oliver Hudson

Twitter Feed

You can't buy Green Day's latest album at Walmart,

but you can buy a semiautomatic battle rifle, like the

ones used to kill 20 children in Connecticut and two

firemen in New York. 

Weakened Tea Party Switches Gears, Goes into Reverse

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #449

Susan Shannon

Warm Scuzzies #353

Armslist

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #16

American Freedom Defense Initiative

As you may know, in the new and 

improved version of 'Twas the Night

Before Christmas', Santa Claus no

longer smokes a pipe.  As a result, he

has lost a great deal of weight.  This

paradoxical after-effect makes one

wonder if it was tobacco he had

been putting into his pipe and

smoking for all these years.

A Fire Truck for the NRA Age

There were two things in life William

Spengler really loved:  his Bushmaster 

.223 and killing people.

Illustration from The Jesus Christ Guide to

Master Marketing

The Universal Monsters Holy Family, Featuring 

the Infant Mike Huckabee as Baby Jesus

"From here, it looks like his Hyperdrive Motivator

has failed."

Merry Christmas, Everybody!

'Tis the season to be jolly and to enjoy, in the words of 

National Review, "the almost universally benevolent 

protection of the Second Amendment."

Mitt Romney Really Didn't Want To Be President, His 

Son Tagg Says; 67,862,180 Voters Really Didn't Want 

Him to Be President, Either

If we are bound and determined to go over 

the fiscal cliff, why not do it Gangnam Style?

Latest National Review Fundraiser Variously Dubbed

'Blues Cruise' and 'Tropical Depression in the 

Anglosphere'