"Justice Neil Gorsuch Slammed After He Suggests 

Flu Kills 'Hundreds of Thousands' Each Year"

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's Gnome from Earth we go.

Ron DeSantis, Trump's Mini-Me, Defends Allowing 

Stockpile of One Million COVID-19 Tests to

Expire in Warehouse

[Insert Favorite Personal Hygiene Joke Here]

Pompeo Loses 90 Pounds in Six Months, Was Even Fuller 

of Smelly Brown Stuff Than Previously Believed

Warm Scuzzies #1,114

Josh Pruitt

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #947

Don Huffines

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "So looking back, you'd probably 

call what happenedon January 6 a riot.  We have called it

 that.  But really only just a riot, maybe just barely.  By 

recent standards, it was an embarrassingly tepid effort."

Have you ever wondered how many unemployed 

Cyber Ninjas it takes to change a lightbulb?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #946

Robert Patrick Lewis

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #945

Adam Carolla

The Excitement Builds

More Embarrassing Than the Temporary

Insanity Defense

Ballad of the Irony Horse

Ted Cruz Sez:  “As a result of my sloppy phrasing,

 it’s caused a lot of people to misunderstand what 

I meant. What I was referring to was the limited 

number of people who engaged in violent 

attacks against police officers.”

The infectious disease hits just keep on coming.

Has Cruz the Merciless been deposed by

Tucker Carlson?

When you read that Tennessee 

Republican State Representative

 Jeremy Faison tried to pull down a ref's 

pants during a high school basketball 

game, you understand some lawmakers

 are like that.

Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene to Deliver

 'None of Your Beeswax' Response to January 6th Anniversary

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #944

Jovan Hutton Pulitzer

If you call her an 'Insurrection Barbie', Jenna Ryan

says it makes her feel like a Jew in Nazi Germany.

Ron Johnson, Plague Doctor, Sez:

“Why do we think that we can create something

 better than God in terms of combating disease?”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #152

David Bateman

Blabbermouse assures his admirers he would never

stoop to being an 'Influencer' or a 'Thought Leader'.

PBR's VP of marketing said: "We apologize about 

the language and content of our recent tweets.  The

 tweets in question were written in poor judgment by 

one of our associates."  When Hipster Lincoln read 

such unidiomatic expressions as 'apologize about' and 

'written in poor judgment', he smiled enigmatically.

Talking to your kid about the server can be daunting.

Does Heinz Doofenshmirtz actually have 8 million 

followers on GETTR, even more than Joe Rogan?

"What does Marjorie Taylor Greene do all day?"

According to a recent poll, 19% of Americans say the 

Capitol Hill Insurrection "was an unfortunate event

 but in the past."  It's like death, except death "is an 

unfortunate event but in the future."

Celibate and got unwanted 'wood'?  

Here's the ideal tool for clearing it.

In Rod Dreher's eyes, she is just another manifestation

of the spiritual and cultural collapse of the United States

of America.

This Atlas doesn't shrug.

Imagine projectile verping of human body parts. 

That would be Marjorie Taylor Greene..

Marjorie Taylor Greene Does Her Xenomorph Impression