Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers, the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its
health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators
waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"