Saturday, August 10, 2019

One Small Step for Pong, One Giant Leap for Mass Murder
Psychologist Suggests Hitler Invaded Poland in 1939 
Because He Had Been Playing Mein Kraft Since He
 Was a Teen
Ghouls Gone Wild
Q:  Why is Trump having a conniption?
A:  His tin-foil hat is on crooked.
Did the Russians get to Epstein before the Clintons did?
Trumpferatu Reacts to News of Epstein's Death
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos  #772
Lynne Patton
Those darn Clintons are at it again.
AKA the Just Being Trump Defense

Friday, August 09, 2019

Thrash Metal Band Takes Big Hit
Does Trump suffer from Bathmophobia (Fear of Stairs)?
Walmart of the Future
Like Dinsdale Piranha, Trump derived great pleasure from
nailing an enemy's head to the floor.
Judge, Jury, and Executioner, All Rolled into 
One Blubberlugger

Thursday, August 08, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #883
Jonathan Weisman
Baby Gets Fussy After Receiving Insufficient
Praise for Taking 1,964 Mile Trip to Texas
The Latest Crisis Between India and Pakistan Over 
Kashmir Explained by Cartoon of Two Dogs Fighting 
Over a Bone
"Isn't that Pennywise?"
"No, it's Poundfoolish."
America Held Hostage
Day 930
Like Trump, David Duke will tell you he's the least
racist person you will ever meet.

Wednesday, August 07, 2019

Those San Antonio Trumpniks might need to start
 wearing an Ostrich Napping Pillow 24/7. Available 
online for only $99.99 + shipping and handling.
Warm Scuzzies #882
Stephen Ross
Trump should be more careful what he wishes for.
Remember when Adolf Hitler said Anti-Semitism was a hoax?
Orange Julius Caesar and His Stepford Wife on Their 
'Bring People Together' Tour
These San Antonio Trumpniks are outraged that the public
record of their love for Orange Julius Caesar has been noised 
abroad.  Pass it on.
World's Worst Yoobs #205
Kimberley Strassel

Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Galveston Police Chief Sez:  "We understand the negative 
perception of this action and believe it is most appropriate
 to cease the use of this technique."
Warm Scuzzies #881
Dennis Bonnen
This sexual assault fantasy is brought to you by the Team
 Mitch chapter of the Young Trumpniks of America.
​99 and 44⁄100ths Pure Kabuki
Trump Plans Visits to El Paso and Dayton as Stops
on His 'Make Tragedy Farce Again' Tour
Old Googly Eyes Eyes Google
Currency Manipulation

Monday, August 05, 2019

He suddenly realized he had been teleported back to the 
Union of South Africa in 1949.
Q:  What's the difference between 8Chan and an open sewer?
A:  Is this a trick question, or what?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #771
Candice Keller

Sunday, August 04, 2019

Kentucky's Sino-Soviet Bloc
Every time there's a mass shooting, Greg Abbott tries 
to change the subject by talking about his mental 
health.  We already knew he's nuts, so what else is
he going to do about mass shootings?