One Small Step for Pong, One Giant Leap for Mass Murder

Psychologist Suggests Hitler Invaded Poland in 1939 

Because He Had Been Playing Mein Kraft Since He

 Was a Teen

Ghouls Gone Wild

Q:  Why is Trump having a conniption?

A:  His tin-foil hat is on crooked.

Did the Russians get to Epstein before the Clintons did?

Trumpferatu Reacts to News of Epstein's Death

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos  #772

Lynne Patton

Those darn Clintons are at it again.

AKA the Just Being Trump Defense

Thrash Metal Band Takes Big Hit

Does Trump suffer from Bathmophobia (Fear of Stairs)?

Walmart of the Future

Like Dinsdale Piranha, Trump derived great pleasure from

nailing an enemy's head to the floor.

Judge, Jury, and Executioner, All Rolled into 

One Blubberlugger

Warm Scuzzies #883

Jonathan Weisman

Baby Gets Fussy After Receiving Insufficient

Praise for Taking 1,964 Mile Trip to Texas

The Latest Crisis Between India and Pakistan Over 

Kashmir Explained by Cartoon of Two Dogs Fighting 

Over a Bone

"Isn't that Pennywise?"

"No, it's Poundfoolish."

America Held Hostage

Day 930

Like Trump, David Duke will tell you he's the least

racist person you will ever meet.

Those San Antonio Trumpniks might need to start

 wearing an Ostrich Napping Pillow 24/7. Available 

online for only $99.99 + shipping and handling.

Warm Scuzzies #882

Stephen Ross

Trump should be more careful what he wishes for.

Remember when Adolf Hitler said Anti-Semitism was a hoax?

Orange Julius Caesar and His Stepford Wife on Their 

'Bring People Together' Tour

These San Antonio Trumpniks are outraged that the public

record of their love for Orange Julius Caesar has been noised 

abroad.  Pass it on.

World's Worst Yoobs #205

Kimberley Strassel

Galveston Police Chief Sez:  "We understand the negative 

perception of this action and believe it is most appropriate

 to cease the use of this technique."

Warm Scuzzies #881

Dennis Bonnen

This sexual assault fantasy is brought to you by the Team

 Mitch chapter of the Young Trumpniks of America.

​99 and 44⁄100ths Pure Kabuki

Trump Plans Visits to El Paso and Dayton as Stops

on His 'Make Tragedy Farce Again' Tour

Old Googly Eyes Eyes Google

Currency Manipulation

He suddenly realized he had been teleported back to the 

Union of South Africa in 1949.

Q:  What's the difference between 8Chan and an open sewer?

A:  Is this a trick question, or what?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #771

Candice Keller

Kentucky's Sino-Soviet Bloc

Every time there's a mass shooting, Greg Abbott tries 

to change the subject by talking about his mental 

health.  We already knew he's nuts, so what else is

he going to do about mass shootings?