Paul LePage Urges Maine Republicans to 

Stick Together

World's Worst Yoobs #193

Lisa Mei Crowley

Trump/Putin collusion is so hard to

find because it's hidden in plain sight.

20/20 Hindsight

Boris and Natasha say they will work in the

White House for nothing, too.

"Who's that? A SWATboy?"

"No, it's our new algebra teacher."

Judging from her tattoo, Dana Loesch's version of 

Ephesians 6:12 begins, "For we wrestle not against flesh 

and blood, except student survivors of mass shootings."

Carter Page kept popping up in the strangest places.

Driver Accused of Ignoring Flash Flood

Warnings

Comrade Dana Putinbacher Distances Himself from

Rick Gates

Ian Walters Sez: “We elected Mike Steele as chairman

 [of the RNC] because he was a black guy, that was the

 wrong thing to do.”

Former Trump Adviser Sebastian Gorka Wanted for Arrest

 in Hungary

Crotch Perry and Stinky Zinke Go to CPAC

Donald Trump Sez: "Video game violence & glorification 

must be stopped—it is creating monsters!"

NRA-13 Gang Leader Launches Public Relations

Campaign in New York City

Donald Trump and Laura Ingraham Join Forces in

Fight Against Herpes

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: 

Ajit Pai Wipes are not flushable!"

"Yes, children, the NRA's logic is ineluctable."

Guy Watching Trump Speak at CPAC

"I've been afraid a lot of times in my life. 

But I didn't know the real meaning of fear

 until I had seen Wayne LaPierre without

 his makeup."

Wayne LaPierre Shows Marco Rubio

the Money

Eric 'Borg Eye' Greitens Remains Defiant

Amid Criminal Charges

Dana Loesch Busily at Work in the NRA 

Propaganda Laboratory

Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor

David Brooks Gets Soaked to the Skin by All the 

Existential Rain Falling Down in America Today

Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Indicted for Felony

Invasion of Privacy with Gatling Gun

"Who's that?"

"Oh, he's just another one of those NRA

gun peddlers."

Wayne LaPierre Warns CPAC Against

Amber Waves of Socialism

Without his pocket-size teleprompter, Trump 

would have been at a loss for words.

"Have you not seen 'Kiss of the Hungarian Adder'?"

 Sebastian Gorka hissed menacingly.

Jesus Survives Crucifixion, Falls on Hard Times,

Morphs Into Dave Daubenmire

Chris Loesch Doing His Dr. Demento Impression

Scarier Than Hannibal Lecter

Thanks to Donald Trump and the NRA, we are now able 

to move beyond the common, everyday facepalm.

Time Tourist #9

Socrates Self-Medicates, NRA-Style

The NRA Has Answers to Questions No One Is Asking

After the CNN town hall, Marco was even littler.

Warm Scuzzies #779

Needville ISD

Dana Loesch Sez: "There were villagers rushing the stage

 and screaming ‘Burn her!'”

Warm Scuzzies #778

Keith Schiller

Wayne LaPierre Sez: "We must harden our schools!"

Chris Loesch's Disguise Proves 

Ineffectual, Forced to Flee

CNN Town Hall

"For the heart of Trump had waxed gross, and his ears 

were dull of hearing, and his eyes were closed."

Down on the Russian Troll Farm with

Florine Gruen Goldfarb

World's Worst Yoobs #192

Deneen Borelli

Warm Scuzzies #777

Starkville, Mississippi

It's Die-In Fashion Week in Milan

Frater Sodalis

Fake News Banished from the Sweet By and By

How to Pluralize a Proper Noun