In Utopia, there will be music, music, music.  That's where

Fearguth will be from today through the weekend.  Expect

him to be back online next Monday.

Senior GOP Leadership Aide Sez:  "It is 

disappointing to see that Wendy Davis

 has more balls than Ted Cruz."

["La révolution dévore ses enfants."]

Congressman Gingrey Launches Kickstarter Project to

Raise Money for His Next Meal

“I personally am calling to impeach the

 President of the United States. He is

 arming known terrorists, and people 

like John McCain should be impeached 

as well.  We did not get into bed with 

Hitler to defeat Japan.  Ooo eee, 

ooo ah ah, ting tang, 

walla walla, bing bang!"

Representative Frank Wolf (R-VA):

Not Big, Not Bad, Just Silly

Headquarters of Omniscient God Discovered

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #520

Raylan Alleman

White Fox-American Outraged That Brown 

Indian-American Won Miss America

In the world's pecking order, those who get ahead simply

have bigger peckers than others.

Gull Photobombed by Costa Concordia Salvagers

Is Hoochie Cuccinelli losing the governor's race in 

Virginia?  You must admit this question is easier to 

answer than "Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?".

"Larry Summers has pulled out of the Fed race?  Gosh!  Do

you suppose they'll make him give back his old medals, 

like they did Lance?"

"As Chairman of the Federal Reserve, I would be the 

biggest bankster of them all.  Hmmm."

Paula Deen Makes First Public Appearance Since N-Word

 Scandal; Observers Say She's Uglier Than Ever