Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #302

Matt Dean

Warm Scuzzies #183

Patrick Larrison

"If you think this is a strange outfit, you should have seen

what I wore while I was Obama's bondservant in China."

She suspected something sinister, when the President said,

"You do not want to be between Michelle and a tamale."

Flag Desecration #44

A new study suggests that if you drink coffee, have sex,

and blow your nose--all at the same time--you are more

likely to have a stroke.

The baboon was awed by the new

laws requiring Floridians to pull up

their pants and stop having sex

with animals.

Oxymorons for Our Time #100

Republican Presidential Debate

You would never know that these juicy Florida oranges were

grown on trees fertilized by human waste pumped from

100,000 septic tanks.  So fresh, when you squeeze them,

you can almost hear the flush.

Warm Scuzzies #182

Gavriel Bidany

Portable Sidewalk Sign Advertising

Blue Moon Belgian White Ale

"President Obama's refusal to capture Osama bin

Laden so that I could justify torturing him will go

down in history as one of our greatest national

security failures."

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #94

Doug Ross

"The oil speculators would stop speculating up and they would

speculate down until we get our own oil out of the ground.

Amen, Brother Ben,

Shot the rooster, killed the hen,

The hen died, the rooster cried,

And the monkey commited suicide."

John Bolton to Run for President on the 'Happy Meal' Ticket

Audiences agree:  they would rather be waterboarded than

listen to Governor Tea-Paw Bridgefail.

Even Rummy laughed when he heard that

the Indy 500 had dumped Trump.

Hasmet Hichster Londono Thought to Have Inside Track to

Play Lead Role in Kathryn Bigelow's Kill Bin Laden

Q:

A: 

"A new poll shows that 58 percent of registered voters in

the United States 'would never vote' for Donald Trump

in the 2012 Presidential Election."

Mike Pence's playbook for winning the Indiana governorship

is lavishly illustrated and so simple even a child can read it.

"Mr. Breitbart, you have been described as a 'Festering

Pustule on Humanity'.  Would you attribute this to heredity

or environment?"

Number of ‘Birthers’ Plummets, Jerome Corsi

Placed on Suicide Watch

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #112

Frank Gaffney and Brian Rooney

Reuters Publishes Grisly Photos of Osama Raid; Not

Pussy-Footing Around, Sarah Palin Laps Them Up

Associated Press and Reuters Decline to Cover First GOP

Debate; "Ron Paul Just Too Goofy Looking," They Say

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #301

Al Pscholka

Beware of Lynx Promising Photos of Dead bin Laden

"Nah, nothin' special.  We're just out here listenin' to

Glenn Beck and makin' fools of ourselves."

Princess Beatrice of Yuk-Yuk Using Old

School GPS to Track Unwary Suitors

Have you heard?  Osama bin Laden's punishment

in Hell will be to stand in an airport security line

for all eternity.

Republicans Lobbying to Add Competitive Waterboarding

 to 2012 London Olympics

Warm Scuzzies #181

Douglas Bruce

Mitch Daniels, the GOP's Secret Weapon

Unless you have a lot of time on your hands, never ask

Orly Taitz to show you her papers.

In the market for a luxury yacht?  If so, buy it in Texas and

you will only have to pay sales tax on the first $250,000 of

the selling price.  Not bad if, say, you're purchasing a 50-ft.

yacht for $2,000,000.  Tax cuts for the rich:  that's the

Texas Way.

Anna Wintour Undergoing Mitosis

If you believe that the price of gasoline is determined by

the 'Invisible Hand', you may also believe that God got

so tired after creating the world in six days that He had

 to take Saturday off as a day of rest.

"I was blind to how arrogant and self-centered that I had

become. I did not recognize that I thought mostly of myself. 

So here I am today, giving my last Senate speech, talking

about how contrite I am."

Grandma Teabag was not thrilled that Osama bin Laden

had allowed himself to be killed by the Kenyan Usurper.

Two-Minute Haters #19

Bill Keller

Trump·er·y  (trmp-r) n. 1. Showy but worthless finery;

bric-a-brac.  2. Nonsense; rubbish.  3. Deception; trickery;

fraud.  [A Red Fox hairpiece was Donald's signature bit

of trumpery.]

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #54

Show Me Osama's Body!  The Rise of the Deathers

It's official:  Donald Trump is now oranger

than John Boehner.

Governor Brewer Teaching Young Lady How to Play

Pop That Zit!

John Bachmann

Michele Travolta