Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Rudy Giuliani Sez:  "I got about five friends left.
Would you be my friend?"
Emperor Upside-Down Head
'White House considers appointing coronavirus czar'
You may have been wondering how doctors
can tell the Coronavirus from all the others.
Assassin Bug Deadlier Than Coronavirus
Evidently, Just Say No to Drugs! is
not one of Chris Taylor's priorities.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #796
Sue Evenwel

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf!' Grows Up
India's Taj Mahal is to Trump's Taj Mahal 
what reality is to illusion.
Trump Sez:  "I was never a fan of Harvey Weinstein."
New Trump Tee for 2020
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #795
Ann Vandersteel
Cat Watching Episode of My Mother the Car on TV
Queen Kong

Monday, February 24, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #241
World's First Self-Eating Pizza
Like a watermelon, socialism is red on the inside
 and green on the outside. Pretty scary!
Ruthless Dictators Have Minds, Too
Before you can fly, you must first learn to leap.
Free Online Metro Gnome
Michael Bloomberg Doing His 
Freddie the Freeloader Impression

Sunday, February 23, 2020

It's no accident Chris Matthews's favorite
cartoon character is Blabbermouse.
Trump Is Lobotomizing Our Government
Surreal Donald Trump #2
American Psycho-Buffoon
Rush Limbaugh has had four marriages, three divorces, 
and no children. What a Studmuffin!
Germophobe-in-Chief
Kellyanne Conway and Stephen Miller Moonlighting as
the Popular Rap Duo, We Are the Walking Dead
Rush Limbaugh was an enthusiastic cheerleader for
the Iraq War, so the Deep State must have snookered
him like it did George W. Bush.
Remember the Civil War the Democrats launched
on July 4, 2018?  Not many do, but Alex Jones does.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #794
Alex Marlow

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Surreal Donald Trump #1
Man with No Name Backs Mike Bloomberg, 
Wishes Trump Would Be 'More Genteel'
Michael Bloomberg has first-hand knowledge.
So does Bill Clinton.
A Tantalus for Our Time
The emperor had no clothes, but he did have feats of clay.
'Thug Putin' pairs nicely with 'Goon Trump'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #193

Friday, February 21, 2020

But the Iron Fist will be concealed inside a 
Cornelia James Velvet Glove.
Just Outside Bunkerville, Nevada
Like Chickenman, Anonymous was everywhere.
According to a reliable source, this six-pound bag
 of Fluker's Hermit Beach Sand is being seriously
 considered as the next Director of National 
Intelligence in the Trump Administration.
William Barr Talks Tough
In the latest presidential preference poll, this Joseph
Joseph Expandable Dish Drying Rack is running
ahead of all candidates in both the Republican
Party and the Democratic Party.
'Bloomberg has pumped an unprecedented 
$464 million of his own fortune so far into 
White House bid'

Thursday, February 20, 2020

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'
Chickenman's Favorite T-Shirt

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Try not to be a dummy, but if you just 
can't help being one, this is the
self-help book for you.
Bloombergian Trans-Partisan Fetishists Gathering with
Radical Moderates and Extreme Centrists in the
Middle of the Road in the Center of Town
When Stalin wore white and you wore black, your days
in the Politburo were numbered.
"I'm melting!" exclaimed the Wicked Wanker of the West.