Thursday, June 04, 2020

Cynthia Brahm believes the murder of George
Floyd was staged.  As Bexar County Judge Nelson 
Wolff, responding to her, said, "There are too 
damn many crazy people running for office."
Jesus crucified again between two thieves.
The Cacatopia Quartet

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Oxymorons for Our Time #204
Nonlethal Police Weapons
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #819
Ed Martin
In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream.  In 2020,
America has a nightmare.
Trumpnik Says She Couldn't Understand Barack 
Obama's On-Camera Remarks Because He Spoke in
 'Complete Sentences'
Mad Dog Not Trump's Best Friend
Vietnam?  Send in the Troops!
Afghanistan?  Send in the Troops!
Iraq?  Send in the Troops?
United States?  Send in the Troops!
Dominating the Battlespace
Lindsey Graham Doing His Trump Hairdo Impression
Trump Inspecting His 'Tiny Little Short'
Secret Bunker
Warm Scuzzies #929
Amanda Chase
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #165
Luigi Petrone
Grab Him by the Ying-Yang and Toss Him from
Here to Sunday
The Desecration of Abraham Lincoln
March of the Sanitation Engineers
Trump Inspects White House Bunker, Gives It Thumbs Up
In surprise move, Trump's toupée endorses Joe Biden.
To Outer Space, Hopefully
We Are Coming for You, Too, Herr Drumpf

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

The Good Papa John
Boneless Pork
Hope Hicks is to Donald Trump what 
Leni Riefenstahl was to Adolf Hitler.
Bogdan Vechirko, Good Little Trumpnik
Matt Gaetz Sez:  "Now that we clearly see Antifa as terrorists, 
can we hunt them down like we do those in the Middle East?"

Trump and Local Skinhead Visit New District of
Columbia Art Gallery
Little Known Fact #69
Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump were both 
Bible salesmen.
Unlike Trump, when Hitler flashed the Nazi salute, he didn't
desecrate the Christian Bible.

Monday, June 01, 2020

The Death of Democracy Will Be Televised
When he goes to church, Trump always carries his
Family Bible.
Recently-Declassified Photograph #49
Where's Melania?
Warm Scuzzies #928
Bob Kroll
Good Little Obergruppenführer
Trumpniks Я Us
What Happened to Tony the Tiger After He Was Laid Off 
by Kellogg's Because of the Coronavirus Epidemic
World's Worst Yobs #426
Joshua Lawson
White House Goes Dark, Brings to Mind Scary 
TV Show from 1951
"The initial lab results of Zimmerman’s blood test showed
 a BAC of .13, large traces of benzodiazepines, THC, 
methadone, and small traces of cocaine."  
[Sounds like George had been binging at the 
Golden High Life Corral.]
Trump Fit the Battle of Hidey Hole

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Trump Re-Enacting Hitler: The Last Ten Days
Trump's Zombieland
Trough Etiquette
"Minnesota officials say 'outside agitators' are 
hijacking peaceful protests."

Saturday, May 30, 2020

How do you spell F-U-B-A-R?
Panic in the Streets?  Time to Deploy the 
United States Spam Force!

Trump warns that if White House protesters
get "too frisky or out of line," they will be 
repulsed by ”the most vicious dogs and most
 ominous weapons.”
"Mommy, why is Governor Abbott playing with his big gun?"
"He says he's going on a COVID-19 Safari."

Friday, May 29, 2020

  What Protest?  What Epidemic?
Josh told his pet Capybara to draw Kayleigh McEnany's
 picture.  Pretty true to life, wouldn't you say?