Will Moscow Mitch give America

election-year adhesions?

"I've just washed my horns and can't do a thing with them."

Little Known Fact #71

Billy Batson lived before Pronouncenames.com

had been invented.

Of all the land animals, the Spider Shark is, luckily, 

one of the rarest.

Mask Up and Vote #26

Holmes and Watson for a New Generation

On September 9, 2000, Fidel Castro delivered a speech

 in New York City which lasted 4 hours and 16 minutes.

And he didn't slur a single word.  Top that,

Orange Julius Caesar!

Swing State Playground

Mask Up and Vote #25

Warm Scuzzies #971

Dave Muns

Today's Topic:  Angry Bird and

Critical Race Theory.

Jodey Arrington, Texas Flycatcher

Trump believes Twitter is biased against him.

Unfortunately, he's mistaken.

Surprise Ending

Apocalypses Are No Fun Anymore

Mr. Bluster Threatens Seattle Mayor

Mask Up and Vote #24

Would everybody please stop forcing 

Alexandra Petri to vote for Trump?

The Eyes of Rudy Giuliani

No Herd Immunity for Herd Mentality

Trumpinocchio the Fireman

Trump Sez:  “In many ways I up-played the 

pandemic in terms of action.”

Mask Up and Vote #23

'DOJ Opens Criminal Investigation 

into John Bolton’s Book'

Louie Learns His Lesson

"What did you do in the war, Daddy?"

"I was a Carrier Pigeon Carrier."

Mask Up and Vote #22

Not Even Nipple Slips?

They're Going to Take Him Away,

Ha Ha,

They're Going to Take Him Away!

American Golden Jailbird

Warm Scuzzies #970

Jason Ravnsborg

Cat Doing Its Mink Shawl Impression

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #19

She fell flat on her face, but at least she was

moving forward.

Uh-oh, Cookie Monster must've gazed at

Medusa's trashy sister.

The Trump superspreader rally in Las Vegas calls to mind

 the slogan, 'What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas'. 

Trump Camp

Mask Up and Vote #21

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #201

"Stop cherrypicking what Trump says!  If he says I'm 

holding up four fingers, that's how many I'm holding up."

TOOT'n TOTEM

It is not true that the three heads of King Ghidorah 

are named Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Inasmuch Virginia Beach, the home of Liberty University,

is only 10 feet above sea level, the Get Louder Faith 

Summit didn't amount to a hill of beans.

We are not going to tell you about COVID-19

 because we don't want you to panic.

Mask Up and Vote #20