"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."

Trump Sez: "We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-

Christian values. We’re saying ‘Merry Hallowthanksmas’ 

again."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117

Brandon Jarvis

Fake Christian Tells Trump ‘You Need to Coin a New Term

–– Fake Republicans’

Trump Proclaims October 15-21, 2017, as 

National 140 Character Counts Week

If Pee-Wee Had Crossed Over to the Dark Side of the Force

"The accent is on the second syllable, so repeat after me: 

Tasmania, 

Tanzania, 

Insania."

Trump says he met with the President of the

Virgin Islands and really enjoyed talking

to himself.

Metaphor Mixology #13

"The election of Donald Trump has set off alarm bells among

 top political scientists, who see the president as a sign that

 America’s democratic guard rails are coming apart at the

 seams."

Welcome to the Trump Administration,

Where It's Always Friday the 13th

"Whenever Ryan Zinke is physically in the Interior 

Department's headquarters, a flag distinct to his position 

is raised."

Trump Administration Celebrates 'Day of the Dead'

Early This Year

Report: Washington Adult Day Care Center

Not Properly Licensed

"So, when did it first occur to you that

men would be better off without nipples?"

"I understand that before your passion for cooking

emerged you had been a librarian for 19 years."

"Do you recollect when you converted from

being a libertarian conservative to being

a conservative libertarian?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116

Lloyd Becker

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #160

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #115

Harold Ray Crews

"I take strong exception to Steve Bannon's claim that Pence

the Toady was 'an unfortunate necessity'."

"I urge you, fellow members of the Mosquito Brotherhood,

 to join me in supporting Marsha Blackburn for Senator

 from Tennessee."

Pence the Toady, the $250,000 Paid Protester

"There has been no oppression in the last 100 years that I 

know of."

["Who said THAT?"

"Mike Ditka."

"No shitka!"]

Now in Theatres Everywhere

Get Your Tickets---NOW!

Ms. Lindsey Graham Sez: "Trump's IQ today 

was 73 in windy and wet conditions!"

Fireside Chatter

The federal budget deficit for Fiscal Year 2017 was $668

 billion. Talking 'tax cuts' right now is definitely a symptom

 of mental illness.

Jerry Jones Goes Full Trumpnik

"When you smilin', when you smilin'

The whole world smiles with you."

Trump Confidant Sez: "I think we

are in pressure cooker territory."

From the look on the faces of the Pence party, you might 

think that somebody had just died, instead of the singing

 of the National Anthem.

Trump has an elaborate routine he uses to hide his pelicanesque 

pouch during photo shoots. Sometimes it doesn't work.

Trump has gone golfing 69 times in his 264 days in office.  

That's one golf trip every 3.82 days. Draining the swamp 

must be hard work.

It's like Miller Time never comes.

Know Your Hairstyles

New Popular Music Sensation

You can tell Chris Foerster is low class because he snorts

 cocaine through a $20 bill. High class snowblowers use

$100 bills.

Secret Agent Man

Warm Scuzzies #748

Cup It Up American Grill

The Milo Nobody Knows

"I asked my dummy to leave the stadium if any players kneeled, 

disrespecting our country. I am proud of him."

Pence Dignity Garden

Bob Corker Sez: "It's a shame the White House has become

 an adult day care center."

On Location with Richard Spencer and His Zombie Knights

"Inspired by Dotard Trump, I have appointed my 

sister to a powerful government post."

James Woods, Star of My Accidental Retirement from

Humanity