Flag Desecration #64

Palin Quotes Shakespeare, Threatens to 

Blow Chewbacca During Lively NRA 

Convention Speech

"She says her boots are made for walking."

American Schutzstaffel #23

"And, in conclusion, thank God for Sansabelts!"

Howie no longer so Wowie Zowie.

Two-Face (1995)

Two-Face (2013)

Jim Porter, the new president of the NRA, is

impossible to stereotype because you can't

stereotype a stereotype.

Would it be fair to say that Bishop Thomas Tobin

is 'intrinsically disordered' and 'objectively nuts'?

Yes, that sounds about right.

Warm Scuzzies #390

Keystone Sporting Arms

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #494

Stella Tremblay

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #166

Matt Drudge, Tammy Haddad, Howard Kurtz,

Tucker Carlson, Sheri Annis, and 

Barbara Comstock

Did you know that Don Young, Alaska's sole member

of the U. S. House of Representatives, is a wholly-owned 

subsidiary of

 Edison Chouest, headquartered in Cut Off, Louisiana?

Warm Scuzzies #389

Mountain Dew

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #493

Barry West

Do you remember Dominque Strauss-Kahn?  No?

Well, he doesn't remember you, either.  Call it

'Amnesiac Equilibrium'.

"Oh, godamighty!  This standard is too high for a Boston

Terrier like me.  I guess I'll have to get used to 

being just another canine mediocrity."

"If I let you touch my junk, TSA buddy, will you let me 

lick your balls?"

How Laughing Cow Cheese Got Its Start

Fearguth's Rules of Order #57

If you see a FreedomWorks panda 

pandering to fans of Andy Panda 

and Woody Woodpecker, just grin

and bear it.

Accidental Release of Nirvano Gas in Colorado's

Laboratory of Democracy Puts Legislators into

State of Suspended Animation

National Review Reports Clown Has Eyes on

Potential Presidential Run in 2016

"May Day!  May Day!  May Day!"

Anchor

Anchor Babies

Man Blows Life Savings of $2600 on Carnival Game, 

Wins Giant Rastafarian Banana

Contrary to popular belief, Senator

Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) is not being

treated as a pariah just because

she has moral leprosy.

5-Year-Old Kills Sister, 2, With 'My First Rifle'

in Guntucky

Pope Francis Sez:  "Not paying fairly, not giving

 a job because you are only looking at balance 

sheets, only looking at how to make a profit. 

That goes against God!"

[Is that Bill Donohue on the fainting couch?]

I Remember Dubya #60

Dubya had so much leadership

genius he couldn't risk traveling

to Europe for fear of being 

arrested as a war criminal.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #492

Sharon Brown

Chris Broussard Invited to Join 

Westboro Baptist Church

Ted Cruz to Star in Remake of The Jerk

Senator Flake and His 32%-Approval-Rating Smile

Finally, an Aircraft Worthy of the Name, SpaceShip

In the lingo of the sex trade, this position

is referred to as the 'Russian'.

Gitmo:  American Exceptionalism at Work

"Before I introduce myself, take a look at what's 

left of me after the United States liberated Iraq."

The Six Faces of Right-Wing Radio Show Listeners

Assume the tank is an Irresistible Force and the praying

 man is an Immovable Object.  What happens when the

 two collide?  That's correct:  Nothing.

"That's right, folks!  We're gonna have a free 

show right here, come on over for the big free

 show!  Gather around and watch what we're 

gonna do, it's all free and it's starting right 

now!  This is the one you've read about, 

you've heard your neighbors talking 

about, and here it is, all live, right 

here and starting right now!"

Does Jesus still love you, Tim Tebow?

New CEO of Syria, Inc.

Sign of the Times #47

Laughter is obviously the best medicine.

You obviously can't be poor and be Goth

at the same time.

The Unexpurgated Bible #89

"And ye shall own an AK-47, and 

the AK-47 shall make you free."

Moebama

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #165

Callista Bisek Gingrich, Adam Savader (aka Ellis 

the Elephant), and Newton Leroy Gingrich