Saturday, August 12, 2017

How long will it be before ISIS takes credit
for James Alex Fields' terrorist attack?
James Damore Doing His Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Impression
"We Are Fulfilling the Promises of Donald Trump!"
Should they be called 'NeoNazi Confederates' or 
'NeoConfederate Nazis'?
"There is no place for this kind of violence in America. 
Let's come together as one and bomb North Korea back 
to the Stone Age!"
Alt-Right Gang Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter 
Removed from City Property in Trenton, New Jersey
Tiki Torch Nazis Chanting, "You Can Run, Victor
Frankenstein, But You Can't Hide!"
Have you tried the new Locked-and-Loaded soft serve?
"And after you drop Hiroshima on North Korea and 
Nagasaki on Venezuela, what then, old man?"
Tiki Torch Nazis Walk by Night in Search of 
Aryan Women
Tiki Torch Nazis Walk Among Us
We're Not Wild about Hairy Situations
"Just remember, my son, nothing hidden will not
 become manifest, and nothing covered will 
remain without being uncovered."

Friday, August 11, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #696
Rich Higgins
Grandpa Called Them 'Rubbers'
Derpioid Epidemic
God Is His Autopilot
Hope Was Nice While It Lasted
"Hey, you got Donald Trump in my Kim Jong-un!"
Beachin'! 'Court Delivers Blow to Billionaire Who Closed 
Public Beach'
When he saw how big the Patagotitan was, Noah
realized he needed a bigger boat.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Roger Stone Identified as the Undertaker Who
Recently Escaped from a Monty Python Sketch
It has been Trump's favorite game since he was a small boy.
If there were any justice in the world, A. J. Delgado would
have named her new baby, 'John Edwards Trump-Miller'.
Jason Miller and A. J. Delgado, Trumpniks Twain,  Deny 
Russian Meddling in the Adulterous Affair Which Produced
 Their 'Love Child'

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

When Kaiju Attack
World's Worst Yobs #388
Ian Miles Cheong
"Osculate my orbicularis, Kimmy!"
When the headline reads, "Trump warns
of 'fire and furry'," you know you're in
LePage Country.
Intercontinental Ballistic Dicks
Speaking from the Southern Baptist Vatican in downtown Dallas, 
Pastor Robert Jeffress says "God has given Trump authority to 
take out Kim Jong-un."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #695
Matthew Boyle

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

"North Korea will be met with fire, fury and cowabunga 
the likes of which this world has never seen before."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #109
Nicole Castellano
Donald Trump and Charles Atlas Re-Enacting
Duel in the Sun on the White House Lawn
Just Say No! No! No!
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #99
James Damore
What should you do if you find a Spider-Man nest
 in your house?
Busy Bees Build Honeycombs
Go to the Beach. Embrace Your Solitude.
"The Trump base is far bigger & stronger than ever 
before (despite some phony Fake News polling)."

Monday, August 07, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #694
Kayleigh McEnany
Trump Rests After a Hard Day Not 
Being on Vacation
"Hold me tight, Mike, for you are my rock and fortress!"
This week, Orrin Hatch, Professor of Idioms, Euphemisms,
 and Etymologies, will give a one-hour lecture on the phrase, 
'shot their wad'.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #693
Dallas Woodhouse
Trump owns two of these, one for
each foot.
One morning, Rod Dreher awoke to discover 
he had changed into Saint Benedict.
She expected the Mark Rothko painting to be modern,
but not this modern.
Ernst Zundel is dead.  Why did it take so long?