Saturday, April 29, 2006
week to complete one of his magnificent creations.
And despite his best efforts, it will collapse in about
three months. His sculptures give added poignance
to the Jimi Hendrix lyric, "And so castles made of
sand fall in the sea, eventually."
Labels:
Brazil,
Jimi Hendrix,
Sand Sculptures,
Songs
her ears when a colleague got his tongue twisted
and referred to her as a "mad cow from Colorado."
Labels:
Colorado,
Cows,
Diseases,
State Legislatures
missionary journeys. He always carried the King
James Version of the Bible with him. That's why
I think the National Anthem ought to be sung
in English, just like Jesus did."
Labels:
Bible,
George Walker Bush,
National Anthem,
Paul the Apostle
Labels:
Elephants,
Hats,
Penises,
Republican Party
the World's Richest Man refused to join him
in a little mano-a-mano action.
Labels:
Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr,
Bill Gates
has been held in contempt of court for
wearing a ludicrous coat and tie before
the judge.
Labels:
Clothing,
Lawyers,
Rush Limbaugh,
Ties
Friday, April 28, 2006
for being cruel to lobsters. It seems this particular
eatery was displaying live lobsters on ice and was
subsequently penalized under a law forbidding the
freezing of pets. In order to defray the cost of the
fine, the restaurant steamed the lobsters, which
isn't against Italian law, and served them up with
lots of drawn butter to its hungry customers.
Labels:
Animal Rights,
Food,
Ice,
Italy,
Lobsters,
Restaurants
Fueled automobile, as he prepares to board his SUV,
which uses gasoline, after holding a news conference at a local
gas station in Washington on Thursday to discuss the
recent rise in gas prices. Hastert and other members of Congress
drove off in the Hydrogen-Fueled cars only to switch to their
official cars to drive the few blocks back to the U.S. Capitol."
What the AP neglects to point out is hydrogen-fueled cars
simply cannot generate enough power to transport someone
as bulky as Dennis Hastert.
Labels:
Automobiles,
Dennis Hastert,
Obesity
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Major Alan 'Dutch' Schaeffer, his new Secretary of
Predators and Prey.
Labels:
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
George Walker Bush
Labels:
George Walker Bush,
Karen Hughes,
Karl Rove
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
on the 'threatened species list' in California. Well, not any
more. In the next Godzilla movie, it will join King Ghidorah,
Rodan, Mothra, Gamera, Gigan, Ebirah, Hedorah, Megaguirus,
Baragon, Megalon, and Godzilla in a 90-minute-time-limit
free-for-all. The winner will get top billing in the sequel, as
well as much as a 15% discount on its auto insurance.
What first appears to be too many peas in a pod
is actually a boatload of watermelons.
Labels:
Boats,
Friedrich Nietzsche,
Perspective,
Watermelons
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