Omar Navarro 'Fucking Banished' by the Proud Boys

Welcome to Sevnica, Slovenia!

If Bret Stephens believes he's living in 'Robespierre's

America', why is his head still attached to his shoulders?

Trump doesn't think he's a bully, either.

There are only 173 shopping days left until Christmas!

But at the moment, he's watching Fox News.

Aunt Betsy, Uncle Sam's Wife, Wants to Know

Whiteworld #81

If you play Trump's Salute to America Drinking Game®, you

 only get to take a drink when you spot a nonwhite face in the

 crowd.  Be prepared when the game is over to discover that 

you're still cold sober.

Bradley Fighting Vehicle says it would much rather be

in the nation's capital, where it is loved, rather than be in

Iraq, where ungrateful locals have destroyed 55 and

 damaged 700 of its peers.

Trump Helps Hitler Celebrate His 47th Birthday

Trump Accuses Teleprompter Believed to Be

 an Obama Loyalist of 'An Act of of Sabotage'

Not Exactly Hard Drinkin' Lincoln, But Close

Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 

heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 

the true story of how General George Washington and

 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during

 the Revolutionary War of 1812.

Right Stroker

Abrams Tank in the Nation's Capital on Independence Day

 Knows What It's Like to Be Caged

Apparently, Trump's brain misfired its synapses before 

it manned the air, rammed the ramparts, and took

 over airports.

Rain Dances Work!

Trump in the Mr. the Toad Mode

Tanks in the nation's capital, concentration camps 

on the nation's border?  Welcome to the 4th of July, 

the day America celebrates life, liberty, and the

 pursuit of happiness.

Emperor Palpatine Uses 4th of July Trump-a-Looza

to Showcase the Galactic Empire's Military Might

"The history of the present King of the Trumpniks 

is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, 

all having in direct object the establishment of an

 absolute Tyranny over these United States."

Flag Desecration #116

Can't Wait to See the Cat Videos!

Nevertheless, he still saved 15% on his car insurance.

And besides, unlike in the NFL, repeated hits to the head 

don't result in Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.

A Timely Reminder That Roaches Outlasted

the Dinosaurs

We thought we had rid ourselves of the

illegal space aliens 23 years ago.  

WRONG!

Commander Bonespur as a Small Boy

Adventures in Aestheticism #202

Exemplifying the Dilbert Principle, Rick Snyder, who 

was never competent as governor, has been promoted 

to Harvard to limit the damage he can do.

Ed Rollins Sez:  “I’m sure that Nike doesn’t care because

 I’m a fat old man, but I’m gonna find every Nike piece

 of equipment I have and burn it this weekend."

[When you're as old and fat as Ed, the Betsy Ross flag

on a pair of sneakers means a lot.]

What Mr. Lincoln Plans to Wear on the 4th of July

Ready or Not America,

Here Comes Tank Boy!

Tank Girl in Nation's Capital on Independence Day to

 Make Sure Everyone Brushes Their Teeth

Adventures in Aestheticism #201

Jordan Claims It Will Enhance

Mueller's Muscle Definition

Local Resident Says He Got His 

'Western Liberalism' from 

Watching Gene Autry Movies

Don't be surprised if Trump shows up

on Independence Day looking like 

Abraham Lincoln.

The French have a word for it.

White House Aides Accuse Ivanka of Stealing the Spotlight

The Unexpurgated Bible #171

Then Jesus called his thirty-six disciples together, 

gave them power and authority over all the world, 

and told them to wave and say, "Hi!"

Some say it was sheer coincidence that Leonard Zelig,

 Ivanka Trump, and Forrest Gump appeared side by

side at the G20 Summit in Osaka.

Raphael's #UnwantedIvanka is a fresco in the

Apostolic Palace in the Vatican.

Matryoshka Help Unwanted

Could be worse.  Could be Bolton of 

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Being a devout East Texas Baptist, Louie Gohmert cannot

say, "Robert Mueller is an asshole."  But he can say,

"the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be." The mouth

is usually understood to be the 'superior opening of the 

alimentary canal'.  But not in Louie Gohmert's case.

Beavis and Butt-Head for the Trumpnik Generation

Fifty years later, the Big Laughs are still

Felliniesque.

Group of 20 + Ivanka the Primper

You know what a sham the G20 Summit in Osaka was

when the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi and his best

friend are in the center of the family group portrait.