Reverend Franklin Raddish Sez: “More women are sexual 

predators than men. Women are chasing young boys up and 

down the road, but we don’t hear about that because it’s 

not PC.” [Protip: The road is somewhere in South

Carolina.]

Judge Bill O'Neill and One of the '50 Very Attractive

 Females' He Claims to Have Porked

Donald Trump-un's New ExerSaucer

The Pores You Will Have with You

Always

Who caused the Dopioid Crisis?

Poison Ivey

"The Interior Department said it would allow the 

importation of the GOP mascot's body parts,

 arguing that encouraging wealthy big-game 

hunters to kill the threatened species would 

help raise money for conservation of the species."

"The Al Frankenstein picture is really bad, speaks a 

thousand words."

Alt-Rightist in Jackass Slacks and Adidas Slides Smashes 

Keurig Coffeemaker in Pro-Hannity Temper Tantrum

When Kayla Moore said, "He will not step down,"

discretion, being the better part of valor, replied,

"Yes, ma'am."

"Goin' up to the penis in the sky

That's where I'm gonna go when I die."

S. Z. Sakall Sez; "Here's looking at you, Sergey Kislyak!"

Junior Trump Applauds Trump Administration

 Decision to Reverse Ban on Elephant Trophies 

from Africa

If You've Got the Money, Honey, I've Got the Time

Sometimes the Past Is Best Forgotten

One would think that our America Thirster, while doing his

 Marco Rubio impression, would drink American-made

water, like Ozarka. But, no, Trump drinks FIJI Water®.

Warm Scuzzies #754

Troy Nehls

In the porn trade, this is known as the 'Money Shot'.

Trump Still Drinking FIJI Water® with Training Nipple

Joseph Goebbels Action Figure Blasts The Simpsons 

for Comparing Him to Kellyanne Conway

New Poll Shows Greyhound Leading Trump in Prospective

 2020 Matchup, Running Neck and Neck with Biden

Draining the Swamp Too Much Poses Serious Risk 

of Exposure to Trump

Warm Scuzzies #753

Josh Fatzick

When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best

"I can't forget the glamor
Your eyes held a tender light
While stars fell on Alabama
Last night."

"Sean Hannity says you only have  24 hours to 

explain the inconsistencies in your 'Washed in

the Blood of the Lamb' story."

How many Kevin Janson Neals are out there who,

courtesy of our laissez faire gun laws, are arming 

themselves to the teeth?

Mind Map of the Basement Floor of

Louie Gohmert's Brain

Brett Talley's primary qualifications to be a federal judge are 

(1) his wife is a White House lawyer and (2) he's only the second 

judicial nominee unanimously voted 'Not Qualified' by the 

American Bar Association in the last 30 years.

Schmo Brooks Believes Roy Moore's Conservatism Trumps 

His Degeneracy

When the Lunatics Take Over the Asylum

When Roy Moore has friends like Brandon Moseley, who

needs enemies?

Little Known Fact #66

Trump drinks his Gerber's Apple Juice out of a

champagne flute.

All It Takes Is a Tiny Prick

Trump Cries "Uncle!" at ASEAN Summit

Bacteriophobe's Nightmare

"Adding Clorox® Regular Bleach to your favorite detergent 

really takes those bloodstains out of your whites, 

doesn't it, Rodrigo?"

When You Wish Upon a Tsar

Two Headlines, Same Day

'Trump Hails Great Relationship With Duterte'

'Philippines government calls Trump a liar after 

president claims the two discussed human rights'

Bumper Crop

"Now go away, Kim Jong-un, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #162

Raging Boner

Republican Party Decides to Re-Brand

Flaccid Dick Sez: "I try to stay in my pants and mind my 

own business, but guys, like Louis C.K., keep whipping

 me out."

What David Brooks Drinks While

Composing His Columns for the

New York Times

Even at 70, Roy Moore could still get it up.

Short and Fat Despot Calls Tall and Fat Despot 'Old Lunatic'

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #184

If you're within earshot of Stephen Cloobeck, do not

use the B-word. That's right: hearing the word,

'Billionaire', is very disturbing to this billionaire.