Trump is not on the skids.  He's on the fast track

to sainthood.  Just ask Lou Dobbs.

How We Know What We Know About the Nativity

Son of Sisyphus

Most rats abandon a sinking ship.  Not Jeff Van Drew.

Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture!

Move over, Christianity Today.

Make way for Trumpianity Today!

Another Badly Behaved Royal

Certified Homegrown

"Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children 

in his sack and carry them away to his lair."

The Dishwasher Soliloquy of

Donald John Trump

Trump keeps at least one sucker by his side at all times.

Grim Fairy Tales #9

Will Tinker Bell get hammered?

"Trump has accomplished so much," said Meadows, 

"I'm really not needed anymore."

Warm Scuzzies #901

Chuck Bonniwell

Hands Off, Batman!

"Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, 

and away go troubles down the drain."

They had arrived at the Gates of Heaven, but where was 

St. Peter?

Well. De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum, and All That

It's Time for Trump to  Call the Geek Squad®!

Excelsior!

Adventures in Aestheticism #233

The Peach Has Landed

Doug Collins, Georgia Peach

According to the latest gaseous efflux from the White House, 

"Hillary Clinton purposely lost the election with the aid of

 Russian hacking so the Democrats could then impeach Trump."

Adventures in Aestheticism #232

The Hoaxter

Honest Abe Said It Better

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #788

Scott Lively

Some Brigades Are Lighter Than Others

And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us.

Not since the days of FDR had there been such a 

concentration of gray matter.

Patron Saint of  Excretory Openings

Some call Trump's White Power Gesture the 'OK Sign'.  Others 

call it 'The Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter'.

Need an opinion with the appearance of fine

Corinthian leather but which was fabricated

in a sweatshop on the outskirts of

Newark, New Jersey?  If so, then text or call

Brooks, Douthat, McArdle, and Dreher.

World's Worst Yobs #419

Greg Locke

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #787

Guy Loren Reschenthaler

Holly Jolly Cthulhumas

It's hard to imagine Andrew as a 'Prince'

and addressing him as 'Your Royal Highness'.

Warm Scuzzies #900

Jeff Van Drew