He was born 'Harold Watson Gowdy III'.  As

chair of the House Select Committee on

Benghazi, he is known as 'Trey Gowdy'.  

Because he lacks the authority to subpoena 

Hillary Clinton's email server, he is

known to the world as 'Zippy Ben-Gowdy'.

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #17

An Erectile Optogenetic Stimulator

McCain was fantasizing about punching Obama in the

face, Graham was wondering if McCain was cheating

on him again, and Cruz was hacked he had left his

 teeth soaking in a glass with Polident® Fresh Active 

Cleanser.

Jeb Bush to Star as Billy the Kid in Remake of 

The Left Handed Gun

"What's wrong with the kid?"

"I'm not certain, but I think he heard someone say,

'Rick Santorum'."

"Remember, Maury: if the customer wants a green suit, 

turn on the GREEN light.  But if he can't 'get it up', turn 

on the BLUE light."

Warm Scuzzies #548

Britt McHenry

New White House Fence Said to Have Been Modeled After

the Walls of Jericho

"Careful with that nose, Ted!  It's a deadly weapon!"

Archaeologists may have found the world's first tools, 

and it appears they are the ancestors of these guys.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #109

The Passion of the Lapin: a Mel Gibson Love Story

Two-Minute Haters #48

Brian Klawiter

"You might be able to run better, Jeb, if you had a 

'Me' replacement."

Brownback Mountain

[AKA 'Kansas Alps']

Supervisors at the Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office were 

ordered to falsify a reserve deputy’s records, giving him

 credit for field training he never took and for owning the 

Bates Motel.

Hey, David Brooks has a new book!

Just to be on the safe side, David Brooks has darkened his 

complexion and changed his surname to Del Rio.

Work on Marco Rubio National Monument

Nearing Completion

Governor Brownback to Sign Law Banning Welfare

 Recipients from Sailing on Kansas Cruise Ships

Pilot of Gyrocopter That Landed on Capitol Hill Identified

Tennessee House Votes to Make the Bible 

the Official State Book and Mad the 

Official State Magazine

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #624

David Berzins

Gyro Gearloose Taken into Custody After Landing

 on Capitol Hill Lawn

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Wednesday that a 

nuclear Iran would pose the biggest foreign policy threat

 to the United States."  As Dubya would say in response, 

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, 

probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - 

shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

Jindal, Robertson, and Perry, Goombahs-at-Large

Bullet Fired by Georgia Man Ricochets Off Armadillo

and Strikes Mother-in-Law, Thus Proving God Has

a Sense of Humor

It was to be the last 'fat joke' he ever told.

"And now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; 

but the greatest of these is love."

Out of the slammer, Dinesh D'Souza has launched a new 

career as Dinesh D'Gangsta.

The only thing standing between Idaho and Sharia law

is Sheryl Nuxoll of Cottonwood (pop. 900), home of

Dog Bark Park.

Where Pay-to-Play Police Reservists Shop

Reagan Zombie Sez:  "Whaddya mean when you say,

 'Yesterday is over, and we are never going back'?

That's what you think, Water Boy!"

Only Marco Rubio would be fourteen years late in 

recognizing the century which began on January 1,

2001.

Marco Rubio: a Man 'Uniquely Qualified' to Be President

Ideal Footwear for Standing with Rand at Waffle House

Say 'War!' and Senator Tom Cotton bares his teeth, 

flares his nostrils, and looks hungrily about for 

something to devour.

Warm Scuzzies #547

Stanley Glanz

Demographically-Symbolic Caricature on the Prowl

for Evil on Capitol Hill

Warm Scuzzies #546

Robert Bates

Greedheads Galore #40

Robert Mercer

Bill Kristol Sez:  “If they get to nominate Hillary Clinton, 

why don’t we get to nominate Dick Cheney?”

[Just what America needs: a good rectal feeding!]

If Dick Cheney Were Mr. Potato Head

Is Tom Cotton Mr. Peppermint for the next generation?

There's a new comedy show on cable and, boy oh boy,

it's a gutbuster!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #623

Dave Grossman

"All I did was make a fist and Wayne LaPierre wet himself,

right there on the NRA convention floor."