Yes, Governor Brownback, you're like a vacuum cleaner:

you suck, you blow, and then somebody puts you back in

 the closet.

Emblematic of his fall from greatness, the Tiger Woods Golf

Green in Dubai is the only one in the world where the entire

course is inside a sand trap. 

Glenn Reynolds Sez:  "Nations reach a point

of no return when the number of people, like

 me, mooching off government exceeds the

number of people producing."

Why They Call It 'Black Friday'

Occupy Best Buy:  Waiting for the Imperial Stormtroopers

Lack of common sense finally catches up with Patrick Star.

The great thing about Occupy Black Friday is that you

don't even have to stand up to participate.

Lieberman Wants Google to Let Users Flag ‘Connecticut

Bloviations’ on Blogspot

Woman Pepper Sprays Rival Shoppers in Black Friday

Supersale on Pepper Spray at Wal-Mart 

"I’ll call you anything I want to call you while you sit

in that chair. You just be quiet!  You be quiet!"

Contrary to what Jimmy Fallon's band, The Roots, sang,

Michele Bachmann is not a 'Lyin' Ass Bitch'.  She's just

a 'Crazy Ass Bitch'.

Pat Robertson Sez:  “What is this mac and cheese,

is that a black thing?”

Fear of Thanksgiving Causes Dow to Drop 236 Points

World's Worst Yoobs #108

Rachel Abrams

World's Worst Yobs #229

Todd Starnes

President Obama Pardons Turkey, Saves It from Ritual

Islamic Slaughter

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #129

Andrew Ferguson and Rob Long

Mitt Romney Sez:  “I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette

once, as a wayward infant, and never did it again.”

Turkey Bombs Iraq; Will Thanksgiving Be Next?

Does the Second Amendment protect

the right to keep and bear grenades

and grenade launchers?  Schaeffer

Cox thinks so.

Is Ron Paul on the verge of surging?

Rush Limbaugh Doing Due Diligence on Michelle Obama

and Other Manifestations of 'Uppityism'

Tamara Scott believes that same-sex marriage laws would

allow her to marry inanimate objects, like the Eiffel Tower

or Bob Vander Plaats.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #345

Tamara Scott

As Paul Krugman has said, "Newt Gingrich is

 a stupid man's idea of what a smart man

 sounds like."

Guess what the 'MF' in MF Global stands for.

Warm Scuzzies #238

Annette Spicuzza

Rude Rhymes #53

Wipe Soft

Jim Hoft

"Hey, Hermano, check out our server's French-tipped nails!"

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte

(Updated 2011)

Just the thought of pepper spray made the Speaker cry.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #113

Be John Galt

The Unexpurgated Bible #64

"And the cops stretched out their hands over the crowd

and caused it to move back on the sidewalk. And a

Child of Wall Street walked on the dry pavement; and

 the crowd was a wall unto him on his right hand, and

on his left."

Q:  "How can you tell the difference between the police and

Wall Street mercenaries?"

A:  "You can't."

Warm Scuzzies #237

Association of Defensive Spray Manufacturers

Saddam Hussein gassed his people, too.