Patrick Lanzo, proprietor of the Georgia Peach Oyster Bar,

says he's not a racist, and, appearances to the contrary

notwithstanding, says he's actually an African-American.

Well, the least that one could say about President Obama's

award is this: it's better to have Nobel Prizes thrown at

you rather than shoes.

"I am, and not only in my own opinion, the best prime

minister who could be found today. I believe there
is no one in history to whom I should feel inferior.

Quite the opposite."

As Seen on Daily Kos

Warm Scuzzies #20

Floyd Brown

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #26

Mark Halperin and Karen Avrich

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #29

Glenn Greenwald so strongly disapproved of the

awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to President

Obama that he moved his world headquarters

even further away from the United States --

from Brazil to the South Pole.

"Sorry, Condi, you had a chance to win the Nobel

Not-Bush Prize, but you blew it."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #96

Jason Chaffetz

"So what if Barack Obama makes me look like a row crop

cultivator straight out of Whitey's Tractor House! Can you

tell me anything else he has accomplished to deserve the

Nobel Prize?"

"Mickey, I can understand your disappointment that President

Obama didn't follow your advice to decline the Nobel Peace

Prize. On the other hand, you should try to understand his

disappointment that you turned out to be such a two-fisted

drinker and sweaty goatfucker."

Inasmuch as Alfred Nobel was the inventor of dynamite,

when will those Scandinavians wake up to the realities

of the modern world and establish a Nobel War Prize?

If for no other reason, they should do it to be fair and

balanced: the world can stand only so much peace at

any given time. And besides, a Republican hasn't won

such a prestigious international award since Teddy

Roosevelt. And let's face it: Dick Cheney is running

out of time.

The argument could be made that Eric Cantor's lips

are sexier than Angelina Jolie's. But nobody seems

inclined to make it at this time.

The South didn't just lose the Civil War in 1865.

Thanks to contemporary Johnny Rebs, like Erick

Erickson, the South continues to lose the Civil

War in 2009.

"What? You're not going to kiss my ring?"

World's Worst Yobs #137

Clive Crook

Raptured Ducks Leave One Behind

Glenn Beck Reacts to News of Obama's Nobel Prize

DNC Launches New Ad Campaign, 'The Faces of the GOP'

Conservatives Join Taliban in Blasting President
Obama for Winning Nobel Peace Prize

Breaking: Charles Krauthammer Fails to Win
Nobel Peace Prize for 25th Consecutive Year

Feed Your Inner Cannibal

Lord Acton said: "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute

power corrupts absolutely." Can you imagine what he

might have said had he lived long enough to meet Lloyd

Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs?

No, this is not Levi Johnston posing naked in Playgirl

cracking pistachio nuts. This is Lizzie Miller posing

naked in Glamour without any nuts at all.

What is the Present? It's the battlefield where

the Past fights heroically but ultimately loses

to the Future.

Remember when Power Line was named by Time

as 'Blog of the Year' for 2004? Those were the days,

weren't they, when George W. Bush was still viewed

as the greatest President since Ronald Reagan! What

you probably don't recall, however, is that 2004 was

also the year John Hinderaker was named 'Air Pianist

of the Year' by Imaginary Ivories magazine.

Some argue this isn't John Derbyshire's

best side. Others agree, arguing that he

really doesn't have a 'best' side --- just

four bad ones.

"Nothing new to report here. Just the same old Republican

Black Peters wearing Pheromone-Emitting Seduction

Rings telling off-color stories about Nancy Pelosi."

"Did you know that with Old Spice you can

experience a completely new fresh mansmell?"

Gesture is expression. The mind can be interested

by speech; it must be persuaded by gesture. What

do you suppose the Pope is trying to persuade his

audience to think and/or to do with this gesture?

"Hey, Reihan, since you're only 30, why

not follow your own advice and fight

alongside American soldiers in

Afghanistan for the next year or so?

You might even get some of your

fellow conservative Bloggingheads

to sponsor you."

Dr. Zaius invites you to the Bachmannalia.

Bill O'Reilly will be there.

Meleanie Hain, RIP

If you live by the Second Amendment, you sometimes

die by the Second Amendment.

 "I had no idea," says Denny Rehberg (R-MT), "that

drinking a couple of Scotches and a flagon of red

wine could raise your blood alcohol level to .16,

twice the legal limit. I'll have to keep that in mind

the next time I go boating with my good friend,

State Senator Barkus."

If Michael Moore is fat, Chris Christie is corpulent.

Either to live as if God did not exist or else to live as if

God did exist: would you live any differently?

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #13

AlfonZo Rachel's ZoNation

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #28

"Oh, look! Tommy has developed

a stress fracture in his wee-wee!"

"©The Dollywood Company -- All Rights Reserved.

Hmmm, that's interesting."

Merrill Lynch Is Bullish on Bank of America

(Especially Ken Lewis)

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #12

Stop the ACLU

Lighting a candle is good, but cursing the

darkness is often more fun.

Oxymorons for Our Time #7

Cautious Optimism

World's Worst Yobs #136

Burt Prelutsky

Simian in a Cage Wearing a Hat

Simian in a Cage Not Wearing a Hat

Allegories for Our Time #9
Once thought to be the smallest, coldest, and most
distant Citizen Journalist circling the Center of the
Political System, Pluto had now been been demoted
to being a Blogger, something like a Dwarf Planet,
more like an Asteroid, but even smaller.

Whiteworld #2
And so the Genetic Pool of Fools sailed off into the
sunset, unaware that 'White' endogamy was an
evolutionary dead end.