Libyan Folklore Team Re-Enacting Monty Python's

Department of Silly Walks Sketch

"But ref, he called my guy an 'otolaryngologist'!"

"I bet you'll think twice before you call me an

'otolaryngologist' again!"

"So long as I'm Governor and you're Attorney General,

you'll do the sweeping, Ken."

Gaze into the eyes of this Medusa en Chocolat and

you will be turned into a Mr. Goodbar.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #144

Harry Weisiger

Iraq's 'Old' Old Thing

Iraq's 'New' Old Thing

It's not what Sarah Palin says that annoys most.

It's the mere sound of her voice, which reminds

one of a chainsaw chewing through duckweed.

Fearguth will be on the road for the next couple of days

as he travels to Canyonlands National Park. Posting

en route will be light and confined to the evening hours.

Senator Tom Cobunning

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #11

Imagine a turd that just won't flush.

That would be John Boehner.

Oxymorons for Our Time #28

Radical Center

World's Worst Yoobs #69

Shikha Dalmia

You don't have to look deep into Steve King's empty

blue eyes to see the Iowa madness he represents.

When the revolution they are now advocating comes,

Stephen Green and Kathleen McKinley only ask that

the revolutionaries shake--not stir--their martinis.

John McCain: So Full of Bile, So Fond of Spitting It

"How did it happen that Bruce Willis made a fortune

on all those 'Die Hard' movies and I ended up as a

cop at the SuperBowl? Hell, I look more like Officer

John McLane than he does!"

"Put your little foot,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot right there,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot right there."

World's Worst Jobs #108

Thai Soldier

"Concealed weapons be damned! I'm proud of

my gun and I want everyone to see it and taste

its hot jizz!"

CatholicTV Rolls Out Shows in 3-D to Attract Youth,

or

Father Knows Best

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #47

Jared Taylor, James Edwards, and Bill Rolen

Was the Senate Minority Leader signaling 'Yes!' (by

means of a thumbs up) or 'No!' (by means of an

opposable thumb)? Even he wasn't sure.

Antonio 'Little Tony' Zizzo threatened to whack the

Confederate Yankee, but his parents restrained him.

If you've ever wondered what someone looks

like right after they've been smacked upside

the head with a two by four, consider this

photo of a stunned and befuddled

Senator Charles Grassley.

Rude Rhymes #15

Sudsy Asso

John Barrasso

"Well, is anyone going to take a stand, or will I

have to move them all by myself?"

Were all the intellectual slobs, moral slouches, and

ideological lotuseaters on the staff sacked this evening,

The Washington Post would vanish overnight.

Mike Vanderboegh and the Sipsey Street

Irregulars Say "Hi!"

Palin Unveils Target List

President's Grandmother Disappointed That

Only 24% of Republicans Believe Her Grandson

May Be the AntiChrist

World's Worst Yobs #160

Tom Shales

Rush was angered when the doctor told him that Viagra

was ineffective in treating political impotence.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #143

Roy Beck

"OK, so if guns are the main course, what's for dessert?"

Wear this outfit and you can be ready for

teabagging anytime the moment is right.

Now that we have put the matter of health care reform

behind us, isn't it time we moved on to more important

things, like, for instance, recognizing Kate Moore as our

National Texting Champion?

Warm Scuzzies #72

American Family Association

"Now that AHIP has lost the health care reform battle, I

can finally relax in my role as one of the ugliest lobbyists

in Washington, DC."

Joe Wilson Now Giving Serious Consideration to

Choosing Randy Neugebauer as His Presidential

Running Mate on the GOP Ticket in 2012

"Hey, Mom! Where in the Bible does it

say I have to be a symbol of the GOP?"

Turnout was light for the Confederate Yankee's first

Drawing-and-Quartering Demonstration Project.

It's time for an afternoon snack. Anybody feeling

peckish for a bit of Clam Jerky?

"When I yelled 'Baby Killer' in the House yesterday, I

wasn't referring to the gentleman from Michigan, Mr.

Stupak. It was merely an involuntary eructation

occasioned by the Idiot Pill I had just swallowed."

"America has just witnessed democracy in action,

which is an unconscionable abuse of power. President

Obama has betrayed his oath to the nation by using his

incumbent power as a President who won 53% of the vote

in the last election to justify the means of health care

reform by extolling the end of saving American lives.

This cannot be allowed to stand. The campaign to

end majority rule in this country begins today!"

Two-Minute Haters #9

Bob Owens

House Passes Health Care Reform

President Applauds

World Ends

"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between

my brothers and my sisters
All over this land."