Friday, October 13, 2006

Dennis Hastert Grooming His Successor
Will Model for Food
If you had just been released from Abu Ghraib prison,
you would run, too.
Some allege Iranian women are treated like cattle.
Mad Scotsman Declares War on the Ukraine

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Etymologically, 'politics' is derived from 'polis'.
So is 'police'.
Still Life with Kitty Cat and Three Old Chechens
Asked where his good friend, Ronald Reagan, lives,
Mikhail Gorbachev pointed heavenward.
Somebody must have just said "George Bush!"
to this North Korean soldier.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Holy Family From an
Evolutionary Perspective
One Way God Keeps an Eye on Things
Pigskin Ballet

Monday, October 09, 2006

While stoutly denying a House Ethics Committee
coverup of the Foley affair, Doc Hastings' body
language gave the game away.
No matter how many proofs of the pod people he adduced,
nobody believed the old man's talk of 'body snatchers'.
President Bush's determined look made North Korea's
blood run cold.
Quite honestly, Arielle Kebbel isn't that
much to look at.
As anti-narcotics officers were burning seven tons
of opium and hashish near Kabul, the wind shifted
and the entire city's elevation increased 500 feet.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Fearguth is on the road October 7-31, 2006.
He will be camping and hiking in the Grand
Canyon, and will be attending the Vegoose!
Music Festival in Las Vegas. New posts will
be made according to time available and
Internet access.