"Oh, god, is that a colorized version of 

Night of the Living Dead?"

"No, it's anti-stay-at-home-order

protesters in Columbus, Ohio."

American Dreamer

Forget Disney World   Florida is now Zombieland.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #204

Dawn of the Planet of Idiocracy

Alex Jones Leads Coronavirus Liberation Front

Protest in Texas Capital

Flag Desecration #118

There's nothing a real man fears more than

being soft.

A Gadsden Flag for Such a Time

as This

Mitch McConnell Scarecrow Guaranteed to

Keep COVID-19 Out of Your Cornfield

The only difference was Rosa Parks 

packed an AK-47 and didn't wear

a hat.

Trump's Plans to Re-Open Al Capone's Vaults Face 

Major Obstacles

Microsoft Founder Believed by Some to Be

Illegal Exobiological Alien

"Let My People Go!" Trump Says

He had always had Opposable Thumbs.  But when they 

started disagreeing over the need for frequent hand washing,

he now had Opposing Thumbs as well.

"Do I really exist or am I just a mythological 

beast cold-cocked by an existential crisis?"

Official Banner of the Coronavirus Liberation Front

Critics Decry Colorized Alex Jones as

'Hollywood Vandalism'

And you thought Zombies were just a fad!

Don't laugh.  Wear this and the coronavirus runs away.

What eschatologists are now saying is the end of the 

world will turn out to be the Coronavirus browbeating 

Pepe the Frog, which is pretty disappointing.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #805

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera

Drink enough of Trump's Crazy Tonic and you'll begin to

hear Devin Nunes saying, “Now it’s pretty clear that it wasn’t 

the Trump administration that was attempting to collude with 

Russians, it, in fact, was the Democratic Party colluding 

with Russians.”

Trump's Daily Briefings have morphed into

televised Auto-Anesthesia sessions.

Annoying Apple Tries to Make Comeback

by Claiming COVID-19 Virus Originated

in Dr. Zoidberg's Lab

What a Difference a Duodecennial Makes

Under the new social distancing rules, the Jones-Gorka 

bout will be the world's first Bare-Knuckle Hot-Air 

Boxing Match.

If General Buck Turgidson Were Advising Trump 

on the Plan to Quickly Reopen America

Warm Scuzzies #918

Derek Lewis

The lead time between dumbfuckery and

 karma is getting shorter and shorter.

Zombies don't give a good goddam about Social Distancing.

Glitches Prevent $1,200 Stimulus Checks

 From Reaching Millions

Which pancake makeup is best?

It all depends on how you define 'pants'.   

Do you have to wear pants when you 

check email?

Like Trump, this young Austrian believes a bat

infected with COVID-19 bit Patient Zero who then

 escaped from a lab in Wuhan.  Or something to

that effect.

Remember Pajama Boy?  Thanks to Obamacare,

he's taking it easy today and feeling right at home.

Remember Pac-Man?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #804

Alex Beranson

Remember Mad Cow Disease?  This is 

Mad Cowherd Disease.

The Real Donald Trump

Kellyanne Conway Mistakes ‘19’ in COVID-19 for 

Strain of Virus While Accusing WHO of Not Knowing

 Facts

"If there's something strange in you neighborhood,

Who you gonna call?"

Quasimodo's Despair

Adventures in Aestheticism #244

Trump Being Urged to Deploy Kamikaze Oldtimers

 Regiment Against COVID-19

And you thought human sacrifice went out with

the Aztecs!

In addition to stimulus checks, Trump's name will

also appear on every coffin used to inter victims

of the COVID-19 epidemic.

Fox Scores Hole in One at Trump National Golf Club

 in Bedminster, New Jersey

Trump Giving Vince McMahon a Trim to Prepare 

Him for His New Advisory Role

Try to imagine Ron DeSantis reading a book.

See, it can't be done.

Tsk! Tsk! What are a few fatal heart complications 

when you are taking decisive action.