Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hey, kids, what time is it? It's Summer Camp time!
Fearguth will be offline from now until late afternoon,
Monday, May 31. He wishes you all were here to enjoy
the great weather and great music.
Kentucky Libertarians Chairman: Rand Paul Is
One of Us, Maybe Even Not of This Earth
World's Worst Yobs #168
Aaron Klein

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

James O'Keefe Pleads Guilty to Phone-Tampering
and Impersonating a Filmmaker, Gets Three
Years Probation
"See, I told you a job at Bed Bath & Beyond had its perks!"
World's Worst-Kept Secret
Pakistan has teabaggers, too.
Warm Scuzzies #84
Robert Dudley

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Obama, McCain Clash at GOP Lunch
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #167
Tim D'Annunzio
Newly-Discovered Microplanet Threatens to Knock
Copernican Theory into Cocked Hat
Limousine Needs Higher-Octane Pushaline
Sarah Palin Accuses President Obama
of Being in Her Bed with Big Oil
Oxymorons for Our Time #38
Government Regulation
On the Beach is not just a movie about the end of the world.

Monday, May 24, 2010

"The good news, David, is that God predestined you
to write a weekly column for the New York Times
and to be Mark Shield's foil on The News Hour with
Jim Lehrer. The bad news is that when it comes to
providing comic relief for the always-depressing
reports about world affairs, He says you're not
nearly as diverting as, say, as Huntz Hall or
Pinky Lee."
"I came not into the world to save it.
I came into the world to destroy it!"
Panda Still Steadfastly Denying Ambien Abuse
"You're not the first person who has told me
my face reminds him of the front end of a 1971
Chevrolet Camaro Z28."
It suddenly dawned on the little Afghan boy
what growing up to be a man was all about.
Killer Kane Positively Teabaggeresque, Observers Say
Oxymorons for Our Time #37
Contrite Facebook CEO
Truth in Protesting: Will It Someday
Surpass Truth in Advertising?
State of Nevada Bans the Wearing of Chicken
Suits in Polling Places; Wearing Crazy Crab
Suits Still Legal
"They come runnin' just as fast as they can,
Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #166
Sheila Tillett Holas
Suppose that terrorists had been responsible for
the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Would the ecological
impact be any different?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #50
Weasel Zippers
As the Gulf Coast states are realizing, it's no
longer possible to get 'beyond petroleum'.
"Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on."