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Monday, May 31. He wishes you all were here to enjoy
the great weather and great music.

Kentucky Libertarians Chairman: Rand Paul Is
Not One of Us, Maybe Even Not of This Earth

World's Worst Yobs #168
Aaron Klein

James O'Keefe Pleads Guilty to Phone-Tampering

and Impersonating a Filmmaker, Gets Three

Years Probation

"See, I told you a job at Bed Bath & Beyond had its perks!"

World's Worst-Kept Secret

Pakistan has teabaggers, too.

Warm Scuzzies #84
Robert Dudley

Obama, McCain Clash at GOP Lunch

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #167
Tim D'Annunzio

Newly-Discovered Microplanet Threatens to Knock
Copernican Theory into Cocked Hat

Limousine Needs Higher-Octane Pushaline

Sarah Palin Accuses President Obama

of Being in Her Bed with Big Oil

Oxymorons for Our Time #38

Government Regulation

On the Beach is not just a movie about the end of the world.

"The good news, David, is that God predestined you

to write a weekly column for the New York Times

and to be Mark Shield's foil on The News Hour with

Jim Lehrer. The bad news is that when it comes to

providing comic relief for the always-depressing

reports about world affairs, He says you're not

nearly as diverting as, say, as Huntz Hall or

Pinky Lee."

"I came not into the world to save it.

I came into the world to destroy it!"

Panda Still Steadfastly Denying Ambien Abuse

"You're not the first person who has told me

my face reminds him of the front end of a 1971

Chevrolet Camaro Z28."

It suddenly dawned on the little Afghan boy

what growing up to be a man was all about.

Killer Kane Positively Teabaggeresque, Observers Say

Oxymorons for Our Time #37

Contrite Facebook CEO

Truth in Protesting: Will It Someday

Surpass Truth in Advertising?

State of Nevada Bans the Wearing of Chicken

Suits in Polling Places; Wearing Crazy Crab

Suits Still Legal

"They come runnin' just as fast as they can,
Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #166

Sheila Tillett Holas

Suppose that terrorists had been responsible for

the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Would the ecological

impact be any different?

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #50

Weasel Zippers

As the Gulf Coast states are realizing, it's no

longer possible to get 'beyond petroleum'.

"Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on."