Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #836

Kyle Lamb

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #211

Napoleon Dynamite:  the Golden Years

Trumpniks Begin Cannibalizing Their Own

"I'm a loser

And I'm not what I appear to be."

It's been a bad day for Hamburglar in DC today.

The Axeman Cometh

All Aboard for the Island of Misfit Toys

Not Exactly a 'Deathbed Confession'

(But Close)

Gives 'Boxing Day' a Whole New Meaning

Absolutely No Goading!

Violators Will Be Prosecuted!

It's Share COVID-19 Day in the District of Columbia!

MAGA Hat Buyback Program Set to Launch in

January 2021

World's Worst Jobs #158

Number Two Decontaminator

Aerial View of the Million MAGAt March

Tommy Tuberville, Alabama's new Republican Senator,

sublets the empty space inside his skull to anyone who

needs more room for their stuff.

The Lighter Side of William Barr

How Memes Were Disseminated Before the Invention

 of the Internet

Samuel Alito, Leader of the Dead Scalia Wing

of the Supreme Court

Deeply Lazy Man Sez:  ‘Never bet against me.’

Trump Holding Margaret Keene Dog Hostage Until

America Re-Elects Him

In the old days, the cat was on the mat.

Now the cat has its own Kitty Couch.

10.6 Million Cases

163,402 Deaths

Friday the 13th isn't just a scary movie.

The Trump years had taken their toll.  He had become

unstuck in space and time.  Like watercolors in the

rain, everything had run together.  His life had 

become stacked like a pile of old National 

Geographic magazines.  Nunc stans, baby!

Not just Kelly Loeffler's face is asymmetrical.

Don Young had believed his Kellyanne Conway

Propellerhead Beanie rendered him immune

to the coronavirus.

Don Young, the Only Organism Believed to Be

Meaner Than COVID-19

Jethro Tull Strikes Back

Black Knight Uses Trick Play to 

Defeat King Arthur

Corey Lewandowski Contracts the 

Reinhard Heydrich Strain of COVID-19

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 

Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"

World's Worst Yoobs #219

Kat Cammack

Being a short-fingered vulgarian helps explain 

why Trump is losing his grip on power.

Dr. Fauci Sez:  “When you have public figures like Steve

 Bannon calling for your beheading, that’s really kind of 

unusual, I think."

Donald Trump and His Poo Puppet

Triumph of the Horizontal

Can you spot the Alpha Male

in this picture?

Aristotle Sez:  “The aim of the wise is not to

 secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.”

Kicking and Screaming

World Growing Weary of Trump's

Energizer Bunny Impression

Karl Rove, Bush's Brain, may be despicable,

but he's not stupid.

Trump Vs. Trump

Donald Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. Accuse Pfizer 

of Deliberately Waiting Until After Election Day to 

Release Its New Cheezit-Flavored ChapStick

Tonto Understands the Importance of 

'High Thread Count'

Kilroy Puts Four Seasons Total Landscaping

 on the Map

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

Some say all of Trump's precious bodily fluids 

are being sapped and impurified.

Not to Be Confused with Wittgenstein's Ladder

"Thou that destroyest the temple, 

and buildest it in three days, 

save thyself. If thou be the

Son of God, 

come down from the cross."

Booksellers Say No One Is Stealing

Trump's New Book

Warm Scuzzies #984

Mehridith Venverioh