Trumpniks had lived in the dark for so long they 

became eyeless, like Kentucky Cave Shrimp.

"If Obama didn't exist, I would have to invent him."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #105

John Bennett

Donald's Adventures in Trumpland

Trump Orders All Staffers in the White House and 

Trump Tower to Wear This Hat When Using the Phone

Did you know that in the Potrzebie System of 

Weights and Measures, 1 Kilowhatmeworry

equals 1,000 Whatmeworrys?

Mutiny-Putiny

Now Showing

“What a place! It really feels like a place. 

You stand here and you feel like you’re 

standing on a very big piece of land, 

but this is better than land."

A Portrait of the Paranoiac as an Old Man

Señor Wences and Trumpetomane Breaking Box Office

Records Worldwide

Россия сделать большие Снова

Now that America has been made great again,

Jeff Sessions is wearing a new hat.

Mike Bost Sez: "If all you want to do is stand and 

yell at me, we're not going back and forth."

Dank Memes #5

This is the future that Tokyo liberals want.

Roger Marshall Sez:  “Just like Jesus said, ‘The poor will 

always be with us'. There is a group of people that just don’t 

want health care and aren’t going to take care of themselves.”

"Not to worry, for I have all the details of

the GOP's Obamacare replacement plan

inside my head."

"Hey, Rick Perry authorized the executions of 

over 230 inmates. I have a lot of catching up

to do."

Sauce for the Goose, Sauce for the Gander

“I don’t like the concept of Metamucil, but sometimes it 

becomes necessary.”

"Excuse please.  I'm Boris Badenov.  Must capture

moose and squirrel!"

Whoever coined the term, 'Shitweasel', Carter Page

neither affirms nor denies he was ever in the same room

with that person.

"Unlike Senator Cruz, I wouldn't exactly call this Sessions

fracas a Nothingburger."

When he joined eHarmony, Russian Ambassador

Sergei Kislyak had no idea he would have so many

dates with members of the Trump Administration.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #681

Lance Wallnau

The only way the Republicans will agree to investigate 

Trump's ties to Russia is if Russia changes its name 

to Benghazi.

Mock Turtle Endorses Subway's Mock Chicken

Dumbonocchio

Required Reading in the 

Trump White House

Green Eggs and Hamlet

"To the work! To the work! In the strength of the Lord,

And a robe and a crown shall my labor reward."

And the Winner Is

Sessions spoke twice with the Russian ambassador during 

the campaign. The first time, he said, "My arthuritis is

 botherin’ me real bad today.” The second time, he said,

 “Ah’ll have another plate of them chitlins.”

Shoeshine Boy Now Only Member of

Trump Campaign Who Didn't Make

Contact with Russia

DNA Test Shows Only About Half of Subway’s ‘Chicken’ 

Is Chicken; the Other Half Is Free-Range Soybean

"Men read my book, Government Gone Wild, for the text, 

not for the pictures."

Piers Morgan Sez: "I do not drink Donald Trump's bath 

water but I'm sure it tastes delicious."

World's Worst Yoobs #180

Kristin Tate

Paul Babeu, Arizona Egghead and Gay Caballero, 

Nominated by Trump to Be Head of Border Patrol

Mark Chelgren (R-IA) Introduces Bill to Limit Number

of Liberals Who Can Teach at McDonald's Hamburger 

University

Pence Cracks a Joke

Bearded Ruminants Beware!

"My greatest pleasure is knowing I have health insurance 

and you don't."

"When I grow up, I want to be President and Kellyanne 

wants to be Valley Girl."

Blameshifter-in-Chief

"Secretary DeVos, could you explain how you can

'accidentally' praise school segregation?"

Kellyanne must think she's a Couch Tomato.

Texas Republicans Unveil Bill That Requires Aliens 

to Use the Bathrooms of Their Home Planets

Trump Advisor Anthony Scaramucci Suggests

Democrats Are Theatening Jewish Centers

to Make Conservatives Look Bad

"Obamacare has taken over my skin and everything

inside it.  I feel like I've been abducted by aliens."