Big Game Hunter Reacts to Donald Trump

Saying, "I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 

140 Characters"

"I’m wild over huggable, kissable you!"

Trump Says He Has His Mother's Pucker

Ted Cruz's National Prayer Team Defeats John Kasich's

National Prayer Team in Double Overtime

Oklahoma Man Arrested for 42 Drive-by Shootings in 

One Night Opposes Allowing Syrian Refugees into 

the U.S.

Marco Rubio Challenges Donald Trump

for the Title, 'Grand Bobblehead of

Islamophobia'

Panic Mongers Я Us

If human faces had comfort food equivalents, John

Kasich's would be meat loaf.

Rope-a-Dope

Birds of a Feather

"I think Bernie Sanders is a communist with a socialistic bent.  

That's the worst kind, ya know."

"This looks like a job for Superman!"

"I'm experiencing fast, fast, fast relief from headache, 

neurititis, and neuralgia. Thank God for Anacin!"

Jingo Rock!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #71

David Bowers

Feel the Stupid!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #644

Theodore Shoebat

"Hey, I read on Newser today that no one likes washing 

and changing their sheets."

"If you are elected President, Mr. Trump, which path will 

you follow: psychopath or sociopath?"

Bobby Bindlestiff Drops Out of 

Presidential Race, Saying, "Being

President Might Limit My Power 

to Cast Out Devils"

"I see, Mr. Trump, that you've turned everything in your 

penthouse apartment into gold, except Melania.  Would 

it be fair to say that you have the 'Midas Touch', except, 

that is, for your wife?"

The only way to say 'Radical Islamic Terrorism' properly is 

with the aid of 24 of the biggest subwoofers ever made,  

turned up to 11.

ISIS Fighters are not shy when it comes to showing off their 

US-made M-16s.

"Aieeee, it's Syrian refugees!  Run away, run away!"

Ben Carson Is Struggling to Grasp Foreign Policy, Advisers

 Say; "He's Working on the 'Policy' Part Right Now and Will 

Get Around to the 'Foreign' Part Eventually," They Add

Officicial Bed Protector of the 

Republican Governors Association

"Fear not, America, I will protect you!"

"What might ye be doing, sir?"

"I'm showing Syrian refugees how to prove to 

Rupert Murdoch that they're Christians."

"I don’t think orphans under five should be admitted into 

the United States at this point. As Louie Gohmert has 

warned, they're probably 'terror babies'."

Texas Gerrymander (Closeup)

"Mom, those GOPers have wet the bed again!"

Bandwagon Ho!

Republicans are the subversives Joe McCarthy 

warned us about.

Where the Chickens Roost

Land of the free and home of the brave?  If you're an

American who lives in fear, you're neither free nor 

brave.

Trumping Adolf

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #643

Christopher Monckton

Open Carry Jesus Sez:  "Love your neighbor as yourself, 

unless, of course, he's a Syrian refugee."

The King and His Cross

It was something of a disappointment when the End

Times turned out to be The Last Two People on

Earth: An Apocalyptic Vaudeville, starring Donald

Trump and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

"Some of the most potent threats to free speech these days

 come not from our government or corporations, but from 

Douche Nossels like me."

"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just Donald Trump destroying ISIS

by shouting, 'Radical Islamic Terrorism!'"

Governor Robert Bentley is refusing to accept Syrian 

refugees because it would make Alabama's average IQ 

too high.

Have you seen 'Moaning Geezer', the portrait of 

Donald Trump composed of 500 dick pics?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #642

Robert Dees

"Are we to understand, Mr. Kristol, that your pot belly 

will be spearheading the 50,000-man attack you will be 

leading against ISIS?"

"Tell us, Mrs. Palin, if God is willing to give your daughter 

5 chances not to sin for having babies out of wedlock, is

 God willing to give you 5 chances not to sin for being a 

delinquent parent?"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #73

Rod Dreher