A giant fossil Limbaughsaur found in the Arctic and known as 'Predator X' had a bite that would make T-Rex look feeble, scientists say. "With a crushing 33,000 pounds per square inch bite force," says one paleontologist, "the Limbaughsaur could chew up and spit out a modern-day Republican before he could say, 'Rush Limbaugh is meaningless to me'."
Two facts have been recently uncovered by the Lunatic Fringe for which we should all be grateful. First, Barack Obama is the first President of the United States to use a Teleprompter. Second, Al Gore invented it.
David Axelrod, senior adviser to President Obama, says: "People are not sitting around their kitchen tables thinking about AIG." Gallup Poll says: "Three in four Americans (76%) want the government to take actions to block or recover the bonuses insurance giant AIG paid its executives after receiving federal bailout funds."