Tuesday, September 01, 2015

"Speaker Boehner is entitled to call me a 'jackass', but I’m
 not going to respond in kind by calling him an 'asshole',
even though that's what he."
According to a new survey, 54% of GOPers think that 
President Obama is a Muslim and CryptoTrumpite.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #120
Duck and Cover: the Next Generation

Monday, August 31, 2015

Peripatetic Perigrine Perigrinating
New Study: Drinking a Glass of Red Wine Is the Same as 
Getting a Lifetime of Exercise
A Festival for Our Time
Don't Forget the Cheesecake!
It's never too early or too late to dress for
success.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #180
Robert Stacy McCain and Duane Lester
"We're so confident Dr. Demento's
 Crazy Pills will work that we 
offer a 'Double Your Money 
Back' guarantee if they don't."
“When I look Jeb in the eye, I am able to get a sense 
of his soul, what there is of it."
"Step right up, folks!  You'll see the freaks, the strange
 people, the weird people, you'll see what they do, hear 
what they talk about!"

Sunday, August 30, 2015

If Donald Trump Had Been a Dentist
Chris Christie is on a new diet.  Every time he
 says, "Hillary Clinton is a disgrace!" he loses 
one ounce of body fat.
Donald Trump and Scott Walker say,  "Build the dang wall!"
Svengali, Donald Trump's Cat

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Alien Erupts Just in Time to Join Trump's Dream Team
"Don't tread on me!"
Warm Scuzzies #585
William Bradford
Glenn Beck Sez:  "Every single one of us 
should read Ezekiel."
Turd Smoking a Turd

Friday, August 28, 2015

Sarah Palin Gears Up for Big ESPN Hunting Safari
Miley Cyrus Self-Identifies as a
'California-Style, Deep-Dish Pansexual'
"Since you have said the Bible is your favorite book, what
is your interpretation of Luke 6:24, where Jesus says,
'Woe unto you who are rich'?"
"I don't want to get into verses, I don't want to get into—
the Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into 
specifics."
Although you can't see it, Marco Rubio has his hand in
one of Norman Braman's deep pockets.
"What is your name, please?"
"Joe Cruz and Ted McCarthy.  I'm schizo, you see."
World's Worst Jobs #137
Bangladeshi Gravel Crushers