Friday, September 22, 2017

"This week only: eight pounds of Sliced Country Jowl
delivered to your door for only $69.95."
Trumpcare
Know Your Pinheads
"Believe it or not, my favorite band is Here Come the
Mummies."
Trump the Dotard
"The thing I don't get here: why wouldn't Trump want to 
get to the bottom of a foreign power trying to influence our
election?"
After a less-than-satisfying headbutt of Tony Abbott, DJ
Astro Labe says he's let his technique get a bit rusty.
When you run into locutions, such as 'deep in the 
fetid bowels of the internet' or 'mayo-loving white
 people with dreads and daddy issues', you know 
you're reading Kurt Schlichter. 'Civil discourse', 
in other words.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Mantises Dancing More, Praying Less
Latest Victim of GOP Gaslighting
"Who's that?"
"It's Jeb Hensarling.  God told him to move to where he'd be
safe from hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, floods, and earthquakes."
Why is it so satisfying to learn that millions of
 Trumpniks were played like a cheap fiddle by 
Commie propagandists during the 2016 election?
You've never felt fear until Lisa De Pasquale goes
medieval on your ass.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Tom Price Sez: "Hey, if I don't take away your health 
care, how am I supposed to pay for my private-jet travel?"
America's Oldest Bachelorette™
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #701
Jeff Mateer
When Sean Spicer said he absolutely lied about the size of
Trump's inauguration crowd, nobody believed him.
MAR (Mutual Assured Erection) Doctrine
Putin Unveils 30-Foot-Tall Statue of Mikhail Kalashnikov, 
Inventor of the World's Most Famous Male Prosthesis
Greedheads Galore #49
Stephen Hemsley
Nikki 'Lockjaw' Haley Defends Trump's Use of Term
 'Rocket Man'
Hard to believe, but it's only 1,140 days until the
2020 Presidential Election.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #743
Jeffrey Mezger
Welcome to Washington, D. C., 
Where It's Always Shark Week
The Mask Obama Wears When Making $400,000 Speeches
 to Wall Streeters
"I don't have any secrets, so why would I need the
Secret Service?"
When he vacationed in Valparaiso, Indiana, Zippy enjoyed
 discussing popcorn hybrids with the statue of Orville 
Redenbacher.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #742
The Justice Network
Trump Troll Triggered