Like Fox News, the Gabon Viper has the longest fangs and the

most fair and balanced venom yield of any poisonous snake.

Have you ever wondered why Dick Cheney's upper lip has

a strange arch in it which makes him look a lot like

Rudy Giuliani?

Dead Tree Scrolls #1
"The editors of the Washington Post in the abode of the

gods of knowledge fall down before Marcus Brauchli, and

the cherubim utter blessings. And as they rise up, there is

the divine small voice of Fred Hiatt as he folds his wings

and bows before Neocon, the God of All Explosions."

"Hey, kids, my repertoire of invective is almost exhausted.

Do you think you might run down to the corner drugstore

and pick up my refill?"

"Less government, more corporations: that's the cure for

all that ails us, America. And now, if you don't mind, I'm

going to suck your brain out with a straw."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #126

Nathan Deal

Obama Willing to Meet Republicans in Historic 'Halfway House'

Warm Scuzzies #59

Niall Ferguson

Guess who the Finger of Blame is pointing at this time.

Watching GOPniks fisting each other

is an acquired taste.

"It's time to throw both Mama and Grandmama

from the Social Security and Medicare Train!"

World's Worst Yobs #154

Marc Thiessen

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #31

Joshuapundit

Palm Pilot

Palin Pilot

Birds of a Feather

Snowimmobiles

Warm Scuzzies #58

Scott Talbott

"Sir, the men appear to be getting a little jumpy."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #105

Allegories for Our Time #16

The United States Senate

Sabbath Day Gasbags Not Nearly as Colorful

as Hot-Air Balloons, New Study Shows

Hey, AIPAC! Where's your favorite Ehud now?

"Sure, kid, I look freaky, but at least I'll never

look like Ann Coulter."

"But, Senator, each Jujyfruit is this long. So shoving $9

million worth of them up my ass wouldn't be a bonus,

believe me!"

"We're shipping you out C.O.D., kiddo, so good luck!"

"Charlie, I smell toast. Do you smell toast?"

"Someone has sabotaged my escape vehicle.

I must therefore exercise discretion, the

better part of valor, and run away."

"If you have to ask how much I charge for teabagging whilst

wearing this quaint costume, you obviously can't afford it."

Megan Fox

Megan Anti-Fox

"SuperBowl or me, boys! It's your call!"

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #6

Imagine offal with a blue dress on. That would

be Ann Althouse, Professor of Law.

Mayor Who Stole Women’s Underwear Jailed

for Being Irrefragably Ugly

Oxymorons for Our Time #22

Larry King Live

Allegories for Our Time #15

God's Green Earth

Some people speak to the hand. Others, like

Sarah Palin, let the hand speak to them.

World's Worst Yoobs #65

Kate Zernike

The Outer Shelby

The Inner Shelby

World's Worst Yobs #153

Gerard Alexander

Tea Party Organizer: "Obama Is a Committed Negro"

Java Activists Protest at Tea Party Convention

Warm Scuzzies #57

Eric Odom

Goldman Sachs stunned many in the Wall Street community

Friday by awarding chief executive Lloyd Blankfein $9 million

as his year-end bonus, far less than the $100 million many were

anticipating, and none of it in cash. All of it was in Jujyfruits.

Dalai Lama Threatens to Invade China,

Precipitates World Crisis

Dana Milbank the McCainiac

Dana Milbank the Ex-McCainiac

Candidate for More 'Muscular' Presidency

Gets Ready to Emerge from Water Closet

Seedy Rahm

Warm Scuzzies #56

Andrew Young

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #5

Imagine tuna fish and toffee ice cream topped with sweet

and sour actinic keratosis sauce. That would be

Alabama's Senator Richard Shelby.

Obama Rips GOP for Being Grumpy Old Party

"Well, I've been sick."

How 'Lizard' Is Spelled in French

Normally he was quite skeptical, but when it came

to John Edwards, he was ready to believe anything.

World's Worst Yobs #152

Guy Benson

New Heinz Dip & Squeeze Tomato Ketchup

Packet Promises to Oust Decades-Old

Consumer Bane

Like the Raging Grannies say, 'CBS

stands for Corporate Bull Shit'.

Can you spot the asshat in this picture?

Who's been noshing the sandwich pie?

Ross Douthat had become well-known by virtue of his

two distinguishing marks: his unweaned beard and

his bottomless superficiality.

Richard the Chickenheart

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #125

Peter Sprigg

You link to bildungblog, bildungblog links

to you. It's reciprocity, and it's that simple.

"This is the way the political wind is blowing

in my world today. If you want to know which

way it will be blowing tomorrow, check with

the National Weather Service."