Sunday, December 10, 2017

Trump Offers Sessions the Head of Toadman
A Book for Such a Time as This
"Before taking office, Mr. Trump told top aides
 to think of each presidential day as an episode 
in a television show in which he vanquishes
 rivals."
American Schutzstaffel #60
Mitch Brailsford
Stinky Zinke's Helicopter Rides
Cost Taxpayers $53,000

Saturday, December 09, 2017

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!"
Silence Is Golden
Trump's Alabama Robocaller
'Steve Bannon to Campaign with Roy Moore on 
Eve of Election'
The Apotheosis of Steve King
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai thinks it's pretty
funny that anyone would think he's a
puppet of American telecoms.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #710
Douglas Broxson
Fox News Is On the Case
"Steve Bannon?"
"Close, but it's actually a can of moldy Spam."
Keep Your Nose Out of My Business

Friday, December 08, 2017

"Touchy Feely?  Bah! Humbug!"
Jamie Dimon Sez: "I can't prove that eating gastropods 
is good for you, but I know it's true.”
The Driest Aggie Joke Ever Told
There's a reason why Stinky Zinke wears a black hat.

Thursday, December 07, 2017

The View from Today's Moral High Ground
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #16
Envisioning Trent Franks Engaged
in Sexual Misconduct
Welcome to 2018
"Donald Trump, I feel your pain! My throat gets dry, too."
"Listen to the Mockingbird, listen to the Mockingbird,
Oh, the Mockingbird is singing o'er the land."
As someone might have said (but probably not Everett
 Dirksen), "$289 billion here, $289 billion there, and 
pretty soon you're talking real money."
Denturegate makes you wonder which 
parts of Donald Trump's body are
 original equipment and which 
parts are aftermarket parts.

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Trump is not all that concerned about
a U. S. government shutdown because
he knows the government of Russia 
will still be open.
Is Donald Trump slipping, or is it just his dentures?
OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!! It's Denturegate!
Janet Porter Sez: “We need to make it clear that there’s a 
group of non-accusers, that have not accused Judge Moore
 of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal.” 
[But the number of non-accusers is shrinking daily.]
Multiple Personality Disorder wasn't
 always ugly.
Trump may not have been named 'Person
of the Year', but there are other awards.
Sign of the Times #166 
Daryl Metcalfe doesn't like men, 
and there are days when he won't 
even touch himself.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #123
Daryl Metcalfe
Here's Looking at You, Donald Trump!