Monday, October 24, 2016

'The 281 People, Places and Things Donald 
Trump Has Insulted on Twitter: 
A Complete List'
Didn't make the list, did you?  What's it like
to not be a loser like the ones who made the

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Matt Drudge is off his meds again.
The Last of the Red Hot D'Souzas
Q: What is Indiana?
A: Alabama with colder weather.
Reince Priebus says he knows what Trump is thinking 
and adds, "He is not willing to not concede if he loses
 and there's no fraud." Does anyone know what Priebus
 is thinking?
"As Trump's senior communications adviser, I would
never go to a strip club smaller than Sapphire Las
Vegas.  It's yoooge!."
Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and
I'm being mummified."
To Donald Trump, size always matters, even on the tarmac.
"Of course I live in a rathole!  I'm a rat, in case you 
haven't noticed."

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Even the armadillos were praying for
the election to be over.
Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between 
Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the 
question: Who was touching whom---and where?
Trump Bigliest Sue-er in America
Trump Preparing for Spaghettisburg Address
Donald Trump Doing His Popular Blobfish Impression
World's Worst Yobs #370
Elliot Bougis
Maria Bartiromo's Cleavage Seen as Metaphor for Political 
Divide Separating Republicans and Democrats
Only a flesh wound, yes, but it's yoooge!

Friday, October 21, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #673
Gary Heavin
"Orrin and I agree that the 'O' in GOP stands for
The Unexpurgated Bible #144
"And He said, 'You cannot see Trump's face, for no one 
can see his face and live'."
David Brooks Sez: "The election of 2016 has exposed the 
staleness of the Republican and Democratic ideologies, as 
well as the columns I write for the New York Times."
Rudy Giuliani Said to Be OK After Being Cold-Cocked
by Hillary Clinton
If you need a Genteel Southerner to tell a woman she's
nasty, call Brian Babin (R-TX) and he'll do it with aplomb,
like Matthew McConaughey.
Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for 
Trump Campaign

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Now in Doctors' Waiting Rooms 
Throughout the Land
High-Centered Orange Snapper
If a Republican wins, the election was fair and square.  
If a Democrat wins, the election was rigged.
When Apollo spoke, Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi,
would tell the people what he meant. Likewise,
when Trump speaks, Pence, the Oracle of 
Indiana, tells us what he means.
The Trump Campaign: A Tale Well-
Calculated to Keep You in Suspense!
A Tale of Two Gasbags
Donald Trump, Political Suicide Bomber
A Republic If You Can Keep It