Where You Watch 'The Last Picture Show'

and Then Die

In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called

'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and

'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.

"Get lost, Lyin' Ted Cruz!  You're not squanchy

enough to be a member of my Squanchy Party!"

"Do your six brothers and sisters, Congressman Gosar, 

despise you because you're a dentist or because you're a

USDA Prime Asshole?"

Unlike Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz burgles his Whataburgers

before he eats them.

America's Walkbacker-in-Chief

This ad was paid for by the Committee for

Hungry Amphibians.

Cody Wilson: Libertarian, Gunhugger, Sex Trafficker

Mitch McConnell and Ed Whelan have lashed themselves

to the mast of the Titanic II, Brett Kavanaugh's sailing ship.

Like its namesake, it was once thought to be unsinkable.

Obviously, Rick Santorum's 'Golden Age of Frothing' 

was a thing of the past.

One Brett Kavanaugh was bad enough, but now his

conspiracy-minded defenders are saying there are

two of them.

Adventures in Aestheticism #97

Trump's Campaign for Ted Cruz's

Re-Election Rolls Through Texas

Warm Scuzzies #830

Donna Bahorich

Whoever coined the word, 'obnoxious', must've

 had Donald Trump, Jr. in mind at the time.

GOP Doughboy Not Looking Poppin' Fresh

Donald Trump, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Land

Big Mouth Billy Bass on Montana's Stillwater River

Trump Sez:  “I don’t have an attorney general. I have a 

Keebler elf!"

North Carolina Resident Tells the Truth

About Hurricane Florence

Come On Baby, Don't Fear the Reaper

This Trumpnik is Jason Lee Van Dyke, a Texas lawyer 

who was arrested for filing a false police report about 

three guns stolen from his pickup truck.  His specialty

 is representing Neo-Confederates and Proud Boys.

Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald

Trump, we now know that Toad is a 

phallic symbol.

"You have failed me for the last time, 

featherless biped!"

Trumpniks in the South are being played by 

the wealthy like their ilk always has been. For

 details, see W. J. Cash's The Mind of the South, 

published way back in 1941.

Adventures in Aestheticism #96

From his heft, you can tell Sonny Perdue has been 

allergic to healthy school lunches since he was a child.

Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been sentenced to 15 years in prison, 

after pleading guilty to child sex trafficking.  We all know who

 the guy on the right is.

If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will never 

be the same.

How to Recognize Different Kinds of 

Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'