Tuesday, August 04, 2015

"When Bill Clinton says, ‘I didn't have sex with that woman,’ 
he did, and when I say, 'I had sex with that woman', I didn't."
"But you know, we were happy in those days, though we 
were poor."
"Yes. BECAUSE we were poor. My Dad used to say to me, 
"Money doesn't buy you happiness."
"He was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'!"
"But you try and tell the young people today that ... 
and they won't believe you."
GOP Presidential Hopefuls in New Hampshire Playing 
Where in the World Is Mike Huckabee?
"Officer Friendly, why do you tell so many fibs?"

Monday, August 03, 2015

Scott Walker Gets Punked by Publishers Clearing House
Prankster
The Decline and Fall of GOP
Action Figures
It's not often that Texans get to see the 
mugshot of the top lawyer in the state,
who has just been indicted on two
felony fraud charges.  Thank you,
Ken Paxton!
'Ultimate Frisbee' Recognized by 
International Olympic Committee
Freedom Partners Chamberpot of Commerce

You know just how bad the other 16 GOP candidates must 
be when Donald Trump is always beating them in the polls.
Freedom Partners Chamber of Commerce
(AKA Kochsuckers Я Us)

Sunday, August 02, 2015

'Donald Trump Surges in 
New NBC News/WSJ Poll'
Allegories for Our Time #33
Voter apathy is a function of
America's corporate oligarchy.
"Our Great Leader"
The Eyes of Texas Are Upon Him

Saturday, August 01, 2015

American Schutzstaffel #54
Donald Trump Giving the Short-Fingered Vulgarian Salute
If Texas Attorney-General  Ken Paxton has been indicted 
on three felony counts, he should be incarcerated in 
the Waller County Jail.
Ricochet Rabbit

Ricochet Armadillo
“I’ve been astounded that more of the country has not been 
demanding impeachment already, but it hasn’t, and until over
 half the country wants to see it, there’s no use bringing it up, 
nothing will happen, it will gum up all the works, so that's 
why I'm bringing it up."
Between madness and Southern Fried Baptists lies
 Mike Huckabee.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Jeb Bush Sez: "I'm a big boy. I'll be showing up 
at the GOP debate with my big boy pants on."
Insiders Warn Jeb: "Don't Wrestle with a
Guinea Pig!"
¡Yo Quiero Taco Belle!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #69
Angelle Marie Massion
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #114
Five Element Pizza Ninjas