What we know right now is that President Biden will 

have two White House dogs, one White House cat, but

no White House axolotl.

With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 

Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

"Do I have reasons to be racist?" asks Gina Brashear.

"Absolutely I do," she answers. 

Warm Scuzzies #1,006

Peter Eschright

Says Josh Hawley, "I was very clear from the beginning that 

I was never attempting to overturn the election." This is a 

picture of Josh in Washington on January 6 not attempting

 to overturn the election.

It's hard to figure out why anyone would want to 

implant microchips into the 400 residents of Protection, 

Kansas so that their movements could be tracked. 

Do they move that much?

Little Known Fact #73

Matt Gaetz is an auto-cosmetologist; he does his

own make-up before TV appearances.

Despite Brandon Straka's WalkaWay Campaign,

80% (or more) of LGBT Americans voted

for Joe Biden last November.  Keep on walking

away, Brandon, because social distancing makes

sense.

Ted Cruz Cashes In on Sedition Craze

with New Self-Help Book

And, with luck, cross threaded.

People scoffed at this bit of folk wisdom until 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders came along.

Unlike Democrats, T. Rex was never accused of 'overreach'.  

Accusations of 'underreach', however, were quite common.

More Fun Than Base Jumping

Without a Parachute

Remember Sean Spicer?

"Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you to 

put up your Hannity Clown when you're done

playing with it?"

Game Over, Man, Game Over

Know Your Mechanisms

Bernie Sanders Meme Goes Viral, More Infectious 

Than COVID-19

Dank Memes #19

All good memes must come to an end.

Trumpnik Quintet

"Democrats may have regained the Senate, but McSnurtle the 

Turtle McConnell is blocking them from taking up Biden's agenda."

Deborah Birx Says:  "I saw the President presenting graphs

 that I never made."

That we do, Senator Paul, that we do.  Especially you.

Trump Threatens to Start Jake Leg Stompers,

the New MAGA Party

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #215

Dune:  Rise of the Wormriders

When he heard Trump say, "We'll do 

something, but not just yet," Kibongo

felt ill at ease.

At age 87, Larry King's 8 marriages finally 

caught up with him.

Nude Nabs Cop Car, Says He Thought It Was a UFO

As you might expect, Walter Williams received his

high school diploma, his Master's degree, and his

Ph.D. from public educational institutions.  His

47-year career in higher education was spent

in public universities.  What a tragedy!

Thinking of starting your own revolution?  

Who ya gonna call?  

Insta-Insurrection!

Are you a double-masker?

Marjorie Taylor Greene 

Gets Shit Done

Warm Scuzzies #1,005

Joe Biggs

It was said of old that Colonel Sanders

had a way with chicks.

Kevin McCarthy Says Even Alfred E. Neuman

Is Culpable and Should Worry

Warm Scuzzies #1,004

Jeffrey Clark

Maybe metabolic rate is ultimately 

a political issue.

The Unbuttoning

Whistleblowers National Monument

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future 

for White Confederates."

The defining element of this new religion is the experience 

of a phenomenon called the Neumanous.

The Triumph of Resist-O-Cat

Oh, goody, now America has two Lost Causes!

If nobody cares about Media Matters BS, why is 

Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeting about it?  And

what are 'Communists bloggers'?  Inquiring minds

want to know.

And the Lord God smote the waters with a

plague of MAGAs like unto naval mines.