Wednesday, March 21, 2018

'NASA Gets Response From Voyager Spacecraft 13 Billion 
Miles Away; "I Stand with Mueller," It Says'
Republican Party Dream Ticket
These Republicans probably voted for Arthur Jones
 because they believed Hitler was a Socialist.
The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 
the Great Physician
When he's not collaborating with the Chinese or with
Cambridge Analytica, Erik Prince likes to relax
with his favorite lollipop, a gift from his sister,
Betsy DeVos, Trump's Secretary of Education.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Melania Trump, Wife of the World's Biggest
Cyberbully, Hosts Anti-Cyberbullying
Summit; Momus, the God of Irony,
Self-Deports from Mt. Olympus
Cambridge Analytica CEO Alexander Nix +
Russian Ambassador Alexander Yakovenko +
Ivan the Terrible Vodka = Recipe for 
Double Vodka Alexander 
Snakes Eat Snakes and Vice Versa
'Ben Carson throws his wife under the bus for purchase
of $31,000 dining set'
Nix Nixed!
Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information
officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces
 corruption allegations in connection with the
construction of a huge pyramid to be used for
 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.
Trump Beefs Up Legal Team with USDA-Certified
Organic Joseph DiGenova
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 + Free Shipping!
Putreep Hugwuffle (Better Known on Earth
 as 'Mark Zuckerberg') Conspicuously
Silent About Cambridge Analytica
Privacy Scandal
Trump National Monument Believed to Be
World's Tallest
"Trump fumes Mueller probe is ‘going to choke
 the life out of’ his presidency"
The nation's heart was aflutter at the thought of
Mohammed bin Salman's coming to America.
Warm Scuzzies #786
Mark Amodei

Monday, March 19, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #8
Time Tourist #11
Luis Buñuel Does the Three Grifterteers
Trump's Big Beautiful Wall
When 500,000 students demonstrate in
 Washington on Saturday, will Trump 
will be hiding in his Safe-Space Room 
at Mar-a-Lago?
Sarah Hardens the White House Press Briefing
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez:  "This is
the last time I'll go to Jim Carrey for
a Glamour Shot!"
The Day Jeff Sessions Told the Truth
After dropping out of the race for a seat in the Maine
House of Representatives, Leslie Gibson said, "I am not 
walking away with my head hung low. I am walking away 
with my head held high." What an incorrigible creep!

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Trump Gets Tough on Smiletude
In the dreams of normal human beings, feeling
 mortified at the sudden realization that you are 
naked in public reflects feelings of shamefulness. 
But not in Trump's dreams. Sociopaths don't
 feel shame.

Friday, March 16, 2018

From Stormy Daniels's Tell-All Pièce de Résistance, 
Dangerously Cheesy
Trump's Opioid Plan Delivers Red Meat to GOP Base
Bad News for Big Pharma, Especially Johnson & Johnson, 
Purdue, Cephalon, Teva, and Janssen
Trump to Replace National Security Adviser McMaster
 with Someone More 'Fun'