Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #564

Lisa Benson

Officer Friendly Sez:  "One of these days ... POW!!! Right 

in the kisser!"

Fred Phelps has been dead for over a month now, but

like the cowboys in the B-Westerns of old, his hat still 

hasn't fallen off.

The Fox Effect (Side View)

The Fox Effect (Aerial View)

According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 

from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 

impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 

squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 

exemplifies the concept perfectly.

Some say God designed the Human Heart.

Others say God also designed the Valentine's Day Heart.

It's finally happened. The nightly news has been replaced

 with Edward R. Murrow's long lost cat home movies.

"If I'm elected Senator from Georgia, William Temple, the 

guy standing behind me in the tricorne, promises to use his 

time machine to take you back to the Battle of Bunker Hill 

so that the Tree of Liberty can be watered with the blood 

of you patriots!"

Cliven Bundy Sez:  "Sean Hannity is my hero and 

he supported me and this movement and I appreciate 

and love him for it.  I support him 100 percent." 

[Cliven and Sean were recently inducted into the

Mutual Admiration Society Hall of Fame.]

Biden Blasts Devil: Stop 'Hiding Behind 

Masks'

Former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson engaged in 

some on-air speculation on Sunday, suggesting that 

bildungblog may have specifically targeted her for free.

"I wrote a book, I wrote a book, Donald. It's called The End

 of the Age and it deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth.  

It could happen next week.  So, if you don't hurry up and 

find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it may be too late."

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 

Destroy Earth Next Week

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #563

Gabe Zolna

"Unlike President Obama, I don't have a 

'manhood problem' in the Middle East,

 but I do sing soprano at the New York 

Times."

"Do you have any idea how much responsibility 

I assumed when I was elected Big Toe?"

The Politico Illustrated #35

'Rick Perry's extreme makeover'

"Maybe I'm a hipster," he reflected subculturally.

Moosehead

Meesehead

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #36

Earl Bullard

Euphemistic Atheist Sues After NJ Rejects Her License Plate

The Very Last Time Peter Cottontail Came

Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail

Friend of Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore Checking to 

See If the Words Chris Hayes Tried to Put in Her Mouth

 Had Fallen Into Her Brassiere

Warm Scuzzies #459

Steve Settingsgaard

If a 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers 

and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more, 

try to imagine what a 30-inch hole could do!

Why There's an Easter Bunny But No Easter Bear

"Funny you should ask.  The Devil made me do it!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #562

Carl Kerby

When Carrying a Chip on Your Shoulder 

Is Simply Not Enough

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)

feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 

this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-

elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.

Warm Scuzzies #458

Douglas Phillips

Glenn Spencer is a sue-er full of anti-Mexican-American hatred.

Reminiscent of Cody Jarrett in White Heat, Rand Paul snarled, 

"Come and get me, GOPers!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #561

Richard Mack