Saturday, September 22, 2018

Where You Watch 'The Last Picture Show'
and Then Die
In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called
'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and
'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.
"Get lost, Lyin' Ted Cruz!  You're not squanchy
enough to be a member of my Squanchy Party!"
"Do your six brothers and sisters, Congressman Gosar, 
despise you because you're a dentist or because you're a
USDA Prime Asshole?"

Friday, September 21, 2018

Unlike Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz burgles his Whataburgers
before he eats them.
America's Walkbacker-in-Chief
This ad was paid for by the Committee for
Hungry Amphibians.
Cody Wilson: Libertarian, Gunhugger, Sex Trafficker
Mitch McConnell and Ed Whelan have lashed themselves
to the mast of the Titanic II, Brett Kavanaugh's sailing ship.
Like its namesake, it was once thought to be unsinkable.
Obviously, Rick Santorum's 'Golden Age of Frothing' 
was a thing of the past.
One Brett Kavanaugh was bad enough, but now his
conspiracy-minded defenders are saying there are
two of them.
Adventures in Aestheticism #97
Trump's Campaign for Ted Cruz's
Re-Election Rolls Through Texas

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #830
Donna Bahorich
Whoever coined the word, 'obnoxious', must've
 had Donald Trump, Jr. in mind at the time.
GOP Doughboy Not Looking Poppin' Fresh

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Donald Trump, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Land
Big Mouth Billy Bass on Montana's Stillwater River
Trump Sez:  “I don’t have an attorney general. I have a 
Keebler elf!"
North Carolina Resident Tells the Truth
About Hurricane Florence
Come On Baby, Don't Fear the Reaper
This Trumpnik is Jason Lee Van Dyke, a Texas lawyer 
who was arrested for filing a false police report about 
three guns stolen from his pickup truck.  His specialty
 is representing Neo-Confederates and Proud Boys.
Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald
Trump, we now know that Toad is a 
phallic symbol.
"You have failed me for the last time, 
featherless biped!"
Trumpniks in the South are being played by 
the wealthy like their ilk always has been. For
 details, see W. J. Cash's The Mind of the South
published way back in 1941.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #96
From his heft, you can tell Sonny Perdue has been 
allergic to healthy school lunches since he was a child.
Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been sentenced to 15 years in prison, 
after pleading guilty to child sex trafficking.  We all know who
 the guy on the right is.
If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will never 
be the same.
How to Recognize Different Kinds of 
Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'