Zombies prefer to eat brains, so they don't waste their

time attending Trump rallies.

Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is one of the 'cautious

optimists' in the Trump Administration.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #209

COVID!  COVID!  COVID!

Trump Doing His Squint the Pirate Impression

Kayleigh McEnany Sez:  "It’s disgusting to see Internet trolls 

taking senior Adviser Jared Kushner out of context as they 

try to distract from President Trump’s undeniable 

record of accomplishment for the black community.”

Oh goody,  the movie is almost over!

Isn't that Trump's rug in that mound of

elephant dung?

Come and See the Violence Inherent in the System

Pee-Wee Herman Reading Trump's Memoirs

"Why is your baby pouting?"

"Somebody asked him a tough question."

Mask Up and Vote #63

COVID-19 Quarantine Rules Waived for

Essential Workers

If Trump loses on November 3, he may retire on his

hair plantation.

'Top Trump Aide Defends Secrecy Regarding 

New White House Zombie Outbreak'

And when we rounded the corner, we

collided head-on with an 18 wheeler.

How Rudy Giuliani Responds When You Say,

'Borat'

Pence Accentuates the Positive

QAnon is what you get when people become 

completely untethered from reality and 

become characters in Spaceballs.

His nom de guerre was Abu Muhsin al-Masri.

With his decease, the next in line to be al-Qaida's

propagandist can move up.

Mask Up and Vote #62

Dirty Dishes

Is Hillary Clinton's email server shacking up 

with Hunter Biden's laptop?

World's Worst Yobs #436

Greg Kelly

Quadravaping is harder than it looks.

It's time to play Scapegoat Bingo!

It's only 10 days until Trump will be

launched into the Empty Doom.

P. J. O'Rourke is 72 and it shows.  At his peak in the 

Reagan years of the 1980s, this old Republican Party

Reptile is still tilting at the windmill of 'classical

liberalism'.  Positively quixotic, isn't he?

Scientists Alarmed as First Murder Hornet with 

Trump/Pence Breastplate Found in U.S.

Don't Mind Us:  We're Just Catapulting Into Caturday

Mask Up and Vote #61

'Serial Polygamy' is the Trumpnik definition of 

'Holy Matrimony'.

Somewhere in the Louisiana Fever Swamp

Now Trending at #12 on Twitter

There's Nothing in Our Chicken But Chicken

As always, Trump covers all the bases.

When did teenagers start making

Bucket Lists?

Was it hair or a cocked hat?  Only his hairdresser

knew for sure.

You can see why Texan Ken Paxton is considered one

of the bravest state Attorney-Generals in the U. S.

Pachyderm Panic Attack

It's Casual Friday!

When Coronavirus, Like Stars,

Fell on Will Ainsworth

Like the greeter at Auschwitz,

Trump pointed out that the

detention centers for immigrant

children were 'so clean'.

 

Even outdoors and  in broad daylight, Trump would start

 making shadow animals, including his most popular,

the Three-Eared Sphincter.

Mask Up and Vote #60

If being human meant being like

Tucker Carlson, he gave thanks

for being a monkey.

Why call it 'fucking' when you can call it

'stimulus negotiations'?

Time to Vote

Black Belt, the Lipstick Bandit

The Taco Bell Challenge is to figure out how they stuff 

16 tacos into a box designed to hold only 12.

Relax!  God is a woman and she's keeping her

eye on the ball.