Friday, June 24, 2016

"He was born 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel 
Johnson', but his friends call him Eyegore."
Pastor Steven Anderson Stands Atop His Pully Bullpit
The Unexpurgated Bible #138
"Come unto me, all ye Brexiteers that labour and
 are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #138
Independence Day: Another Lame Sequel
The triumph of Brexit was the Checkout Generation's 
'Up Yours!' to young people.
"Totally Tubular, Dude!"
"This is the Corey News Network."
"My Three-Horned Alectryon keeps me safe from 
the Global Elites."

Thursday, June 23, 2016

"Louie Gohmert, your shrieks are
coming through to Planet Gruuter
loud and clear."
Giant Blueberry Challenges Kool-Aid Man to 
Steel Cage Death Match
Corey Lewandowski, ex-Trump's Heydrich, Hired by
CNN as Political Commentator
Sadly, the Kentucky coal miner's daughter
grew up to be an NRA whore.
There's nothing quite like an energetic discussion of the
'End Times' while munching on Burger King's new
Mac n' Cheetos.
"What's it like, Congressman Ryan, to be Speaker
of the House of NRA Representatives?"
Whiteworld #33
Chromophobia Outbreak in Tennessee

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

What better way for Fearguth to 
celebrate the opening of festival
season than by traveling to
Colorado for the Sonic Bloom
blog posting will range between
little and none until June 23.

Monday, June 13, 2016

You were on the verge of having your faith in 
humanity restored, then you were reminded that
Pastor Steven Anderson claims to be a human.
And what will we Americans do about mass shootings?
Nothing, except we will keep on getting shot.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Dan Patrick Says the Victims of the Orlando Club Shooting
Deserved to Die Because They Were Gay; Omar Mateen 
Thought the Same Thing
“Well, I am not a racist, in fact, I am the bigliest non-racist 
that you’ve ever encountered.”
Not to Worry: Trump's Fingers Too Short to Reach
Nuclear Button