How much better the world would be today if Donald 

Rumsfeld had known how to figure his income taxes

 and had not known how to invade Iraq.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #35

Dan Clevenger

Little Known Fact #52

'Castro Brothers Looking for Higher Office'

On Monday a state district judge named 12 jurors and two 

alternates to consider possible criminal charges against Texas 

Governor Rick Perry for 'lewd and lascivious finger-sniffing'.

The Unexpurgated Bible #98

"The sun shall be turned into darkness, the moon into blood, 

and seagulls into narcissists before the great and the terrible 

day of the LORD comes."

Fully-Erect Louisiana State Capitol Upholds

Unconstitutional Sodomy Ban

Have you ever heard of the Ishkitini? The fabled Ishkitini is

 a 'skinwalker', a being that can transform from its human 

form into a wolf, coyote, bear, or the Governor of Oklahoma. 

Asked if she might launch a 2016 bid for the Republican 

presidential nomination, Representative Marsha Black-

burn (R-TN) answered,  "Not at all. No. No. That idea is 

too absurd even for me."

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #148

The Pray in Jesus Name Project

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #560

Allison Michelle Ernst

Atavism Tuesday

'Shoe Truthers' have exposed a vast conspiracy between 

Hillary Clinton and Muntadhar al-Zeidi (disguised as a 

shoe-throwing woman) to make her look as presidential 

as George W. Bush.

American Schutzstaffel #32

Zumwalt DDG 1000, the First Zumwalt Class

Multi-Billion-Dollar Destroyer

Old Men with Guns #18

Frazier Glenn Miller, Jr.

Warm Scuzzies #457

Cliven Bundy

If it's spring, it's time for the

Easter Island Music Festival.

And it's time for Fearguth to

be there instead of here at

bildungblog.  He expects

 to be back here by April 13.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #147

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #559

Gina Miller

"First they came for the Climate Change Deniers, and I did 

not speak out--

Because I was not a Climate Change Denier.

Then they came for the Anti-Vaxxers and I did 

not speak out-- 

Because I was not an Anti-Vaxxer.

Then they came for the Creationists and I did 

not speak out-- 

Because I was not a Creationist.

Then they came for the Geocentrists, and I did 

not speak out-- 

Because I was not a Geocentrist.

Then they came for me--and there was no one left 

to speak for me.

So I spoke for myself."

Jeb Bush Showing 'An Act of Love'

Jeb Bush Showing 'An Act of Commitment'

He's Baaaack!

Kim Kardashian Shooting Commercial for Manila

Holiday Inn's

'Big Buns Burger'

Representative Vance McAllister (R-LA) Teaching 

Melissa Anne Hixon Peacock the Meaning of Romans

16:16:  "Greet One Another with a Holy Kiss"

"I'm Matt Bevin and if I were you, I wouldn't mess

with me.  Like Glenn Beck says, I am 'called of God'

and 'the beginning of miracles'."

Dr. Obama knows there's no better medicine

for colicky Whiny Ass Titty Babies than

Woodward's Gripe Water.

The Infinite Chimpy Theorem states that a chimpanzee, 

given enough paints, brushes, and time, could replicate 

George Walker Bush's portrait of George Herbert 

Walker Bush.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #95

Pink Mafia Attacks

"Do you like Eich?"

"No!"

"I don't either!"