Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #564
Lisa Benson
Officer Friendly Sez:  "One of these days ... POW!!! Right 
in the kisser!"

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Fred Phelps has been dead for over a month now, but
like the cowboys in the B-Westerns of old, his hat still 
hasn't fallen off.

The Fox Effect (Side View)

The Fox Effect (Aerial View)
According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 
from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 
impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 
squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 
exemplifies the concept perfectly.
Some say God designed the Human Heart.

Others say God also designed the Valentine's Day Heart.
It's finally happened. The nightly news has been replaced
 with Edward R. Murrow's long lost cat home movies.
"If I'm elected Senator from Georgia, William Temple, the 
guy standing behind me in the tricorne, promises to use his 
time machine to take you back to the Battle of Bunker Hill 
so that the Tree of Liberty can be watered with the blood 
of you patriots!"
Cliven Bundy Sez:  "Sean Hannity is my hero and 
he supported me and this movement and I appreciate 
and love him for it.  I support him 100 percent." 
[Cliven and Sean were recently inducted into the
Mutual Admiration Society Hall of Fame.]
Biden Blasts Devil: Stop 'Hiding Behind 
Former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson engaged in 
some on-air speculation on Sunday, suggesting that 
bildungblog may have specifically targeted her for free.
"I wrote a book, I wrote a book, Donald. It's called The End
 of the Age and it deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth.  
It could happen next week.  So, if you don't hurry up and 
find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it may be too late."

Monday, April 21, 2014

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 
Destroy Earth Next Week
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #563
Gabe Zolna
"Unlike President Obama, I don't have a 
'manhood problem' in the Middle East,
 but I do sing soprano at the New York 
"Do you have any idea how much responsibility 
I assumed when I was elected Big Toe?"

Sunday, April 20, 2014

The Politico Illustrated #35
'Rick Perry's extreme makeover'
"Maybe I'm a hipster," he reflected subculturally.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #36
Earl Bullard
Euphemistic Atheist Sues After NJ Rejects Her License Plate
The Very Last Time Peter Cottontail Came
Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Friend of Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore Checking to 
See If the Words Chris Hayes Tried to Put in Her Mouth
 Had Fallen Into Her Brassiere
Warm Scuzzies #459
Steve Settingsgaard
If a 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers 
and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more, 
try to imagine what a 30-inch hole could do!
Why There's an Easter Bunny But No Easter Bear
"Funny you should ask.  The Devil made me do it!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #562
Carl Kerby

Friday, April 18, 2014

When Carrying a Chip on Your Shoulder 
Is Simply Not Enough

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)
feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 
this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-
elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.
Warm Scuzzies #458
Douglas Phillips
Glenn Spencer is a sue-er full of anti-Mexican-American hatred.
Reminiscent of Cody Jarrett in White Heat, Rand Paul snarled, 
"Come and get me, GOPers!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #561
Richard Mack