Adventures in Aestheticism #186

Post-Mortem Trump Checking His Bone Spurs

In her latest snit, Kellyanne Conway claimed 

Nancy Pelosi is the 6th richest member of Congress. 

That's not true: Pelosi is the 30th richest member of 

Congress (net worth: $16 million). And, according 

to The Hill, "Conway is worth between $10 million and 

$39.3 million, according to her 2017 financial disclosure. 

She and her husband purchased a 15,000-square-foot 

mansion in Northwest Washington for nearly $8 million 

several months after she joined the administration."

"I believe in the rule of law so long as I'm the law."

Warm Scuzzies #869

Stephen Calk

C'mon, Kellyanne, everybody knows you're a

shoeshiner, not a maid.

Tory Humor

No Guitars, Just Vuvuzelas

Adventures in Aestheticism #185

Slip the Blood to Me Bud

Infrastructure Held Hostage

Day 1

The Infinite Blindfolded Typists Theorem 

states that hitting keys on a typewriter 

keyboard that can't be seen for an infinite 

amount of time will almost surely produce 

the complete works of William Shakespeare.

DressBarn Closes All 650 Stores, Just to Spite Trump

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #769

Bill Deagle

Maybe we should add incest and pedophilia to the

list of Trump's crimes.

Joe Biden Denies He's Ever Made a Cat Laugh

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

And so Doug McLeod, a Mississippi GOPer,

punched his wife in the face.

And to think that, at $200,000 each, we could have 

purchased 7,850 Lamborghinis for $1.57 billion.  

Sigh!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #768

J. Z. Knight

Isn't everything, including fascism?

Pete Hegseth holds degrees from Princeton and Harvard.  

As a Fox News personality and ultra-Trumpnik, Pete is

 doing his damndest to make these Ivy League schools

 proud.

Profit-driven, advertiser-funded corporate media

know that more Americans care about the

vicissitudes of British royalty than they do

about climate change and mass extinctions.

It's time for Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats in the

House of Representatives to live up to their oath

of office by impeaching Donald John Trump.

One can only hope this is true.

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Remember when, during the Obama Administration,

Republicans wanted to ban czars?

The Varmints Are Misbehaving

Adventures in Aestheticism #184

'Jay Sekulow Instructs Michael Cohen to Lie

 to Congress'

Fox News Personalities Diagnosed with 

Terminal Pachydermatitis

Words of Wisdom from the Fox News Host Who

Holds Degrees from Princeton and Harvard

All God's Gators Gotta Be Chillin'

Odds are this woman can't

afford an appliance garage.

Something tells you this Trumpnik is not

big on conscious emotions.

"He did the bash

He did the monster bash

The monster bash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the bash

It caught on in a flash

He did the bash

He did the monster bash."

Border Patrol Agent Matthew Bowen said:  

"Immigrants are disgusting subhuman shit 

unworthy of being kindling for a fire.” Sean 

Chapman, his attorney, added that Bowen's 

sentiments are “commonplace throughout the 

Border Patrol’s Tucson Sector” and “part of 

the agency’s culture.”

Nigel Farage Victim of Milkshaking-with-Extreme-Prejudice

Trump Threatens Iran with Annihilation If the Democrats 

Obtain His Tax Returns

The Day the Secretary of Energy Met Buffalo Bob

What the Fork?

The final season of Game of Thrones proved to be so 

controversial that it ignited what has now become 

America's longest and bloodiest Civil War.

Wanting a Lamborghini is usually considered a 

harmless wish, but needing one is characteristic

 of the Bull Goose Loony.

Petition to Remake The Mad King Hits 65 Million

Signatures

You've heard of Foot-Long Hot Dogs, but

what about Bigfoot Tacos?

Jeff Koons' Rabbit Gets a Makeover

Steve Mnuchin Goldbricking at Fort Knox

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #767

Marji Ross