Saturday, October 01, 2016

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #11
Trump Sex Tape

Friday, September 30, 2016

Orange Mandarin from Utah Says He'll Vote for Trump
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #93
Charles Wasko
In the Heat of the Night
The Wolf Speaks
The Politico Illustrated #48
'Trump jumps into the gutter'
"Why the long power tie, Donald?"
"It makes me look slimmer."
Sulking Into Darkness

Thursday, September 29, 2016

"Unlike you, my little Golden Lion, Gary Johnson, the 
Wizard of Buzz, does not look up to any foreign leader."
One doesn't need Rosetta Stone® to figure
this out.
Official Theme Song of the Trump Campaign
On the cover of Newsweek, Donald Trump shows
you how to hold your mouth when pronouncing
the word, 'Cuba'.
Miss Alternate Universe
'Trump Violated the U.S. Hugging Embargo Against Cuba'
Kwik Guide to Trump Debate Faces
Can you tell which presidential candidate has been told,
 "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!"?
"Not paying taxes makes me smart.  Like Leona
Helmsley said,  'We don't pay taxes. Only the little 
people pay taxes'."
Asked to name a world leader he admires, Gary Johnson
has another 'Rick Perry Oops Moment'.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Shortest Distance Between Two Points
Trump's Playbook for the Next
Presidential Debate
Up, Up, and Away in My Beautiful Balloon
"In one hour, I will say, 'Not paying taxes makes me 
smart', but if you quote me on this, I'll deny it an hour 
after that."
"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 
interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of brown 
liquid that believes Trump's debate performance 
was 'definitely big league'."
The Unexpurgated Bible #141
"Wherefore seeing Trump compassed about with so great 
a cloud of witnesses, let Hillary run with patience the race
that is set before her."
Giuliani Recommends New Debate Strategy for 
Donald Trump: Don't Show Up
To men, he's Buck Sexton, but to women, he's Sex Buckton.
"I may not smile as much as Hillary, but I'm more attractive."

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Pepé Le Trump doesn't understand why Hillary was
so mean to him last night.
The Golden Sniffer can smell a benjamin a mile away.
Remember 'Male Chauvinist Pigs'? Well, they're 
still around, only much older.
This photo of Trump's briefs taken after last night's 
debate highlights his lack of self-control.
"Of course I can fly!  I just don't want to right now."
It ain't easy being a seven-figure lobbyist.  Ask John Boehner.
Kellyanne Conway Applauds Trump for Not Bringing Up Bill 
Clinton's Sex Scandals and for Not Speaking in French
In The Art of Manliness, there are Five Don'ts of 
Conversation. The first of these is 'Don't Interrupt'. 
Donald Trump has obviously never learned this.
Trump 'Kanyes' Clinton 51 Times During Debate;
Taylor Swift Says She Knows What That's Like
Neologist Says He Had Steve Stockman in Mind When He 
Coined the Word 'Meathead'
Defective Mike Denies Responsibility for Trump's
Poor Debate Performance