Monday, July 06, 2015

The End Times have lasted since Jesus ascended into Heaven 
and promised to return to Earth ándale pronto.  That's over 
2,000 years.  So, instead of using AD or CE to denote our
era, why not ET?
Daughter of the Confederacy
Even Donald Trump now admits his anti-Mexican
 immigrant comments were bad for his brand.
The Unexpurgated Bible #117
"And when Lee Bright had cried with a loud voice, he said, 
'Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit': and having
said thus, gave up the ghost."
Poultry Expected to Boycott National Fried
Chicken Day
Physical Cliff
Area Man Wins Two Darwin Awards for Launching 
Fireworks from the Top of His Head While Jumping into 
an Alligator Pond
"I'm more likely to be killed by a Mexican than by
a shark."
What to Wear If You're a Squeezebox
Mike Huckabee Does His Doctor
Joyce Brothers Impression
Ted Cruz Salutes Donald Trump
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #23
A Donald Trump Caterpillar
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #634
David Simpson

Sunday, July 05, 2015

"Now you understand, girls, why they're called
Crazy Creek chairs."
Amazonian Flannel Moth Challenges Donald Trump 
to 30-Minute, Two Out of Three Falls, Comb-Off

"Our task as Republicans is to say essentially the same
 thing as Donald Trump, but not in such a crude and
reprehensible way."
His memory had gotten so bad he couldn't remember
the Alamo.

Saturday, July 04, 2015

These are the teabaggers who can read and write.  
You should see the ones who can't.
Happy 'America! Fuck Yeah!' Day
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #633
Matt Barber

Friday, July 03, 2015

When ISIS leaderTariq bin Tahar-Al-Awni-al-Harzi
was vaporized by an American drone, his eardrums
were the last to go.
Recently, Mike Huckabee said, "We are moving rapidly
 toward the criminalization of Christianity.”  Whether
this is true is debatable.  What IS true is that we are
moving even more rapidly toward the Christianizing
of criminality.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #632
Cecil Bell
Indicted Presidential Candidate Says
GOP Lost Some 'Moral Legitimacy' 
by Not Appealing to Black Voters

Thursday, July 02, 2015

John Mackey and Walter Robb, co-CEOs of Whole 
Foods, have claimed in the past that both weigh
exactly 300 lbs.  But a recent investigation has
shown that this is not true: Robb actually only 
weighs 275 lbs.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #113
Monster from the Republican Id
Bobby Jindal Singing 'I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow'
Little Big Men
Rufus T. Firely Sez: "Gentlemen, Trump here may talk like 
an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he 
really is an idiot."

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Jesus Preaching Before the Gospels Were Written

Jesus Preaching After
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #66
Jeff Amyx
"Sit down and shut up, you pencil-neck geek!  Say 'Mary
Pat has Michele Bachmann eyes' one more time and I will 
Rub. You. Out!"
Jim Carrey Doing His Impression of Charlton Heston as
Moses Telling Pharaoh, "Let My People Go Unvaccinated!"
Who among us would accept a $840 million IOU from
this man?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #161
"Things are looking up, men!  Cliven Bundy is 
lecturing and Rand Paul is taking notes!"

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

"Intelligent design?  Bah, humbug!"
Ted Cruz's New Book
The Pugilist
One of the things the GOP presidential candidates
have in common is mouths that roar.  Can you
match the candidate with his roaring mouth?