On a Street Somewhere in Orange County

Trump's decision-making skills are reputed to be

as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

"We understand, Mr. Trump, that you are saying 

reports that you've had plastic surgery is fake news."

Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman

and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth

on cable television?

Trump needs a hair rake---STAT!

SNL's Laura Ingraham says, "Feel Facts are not technically

 facts, but just feel true." For example, 'Laura Ingraham is

a braying jackass' is a Feel Fact.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #189

Didn't Jesus say, "Blessed are the Meeks,

for they shall inherit the Earth"?

Yes, Liz, women can make bad policy, too.

Take you, for example.

Even if the 'Baghdad Bob Award' doesn't exist, 

Michael Glassner deserves to receive it.

Warm Scuzzies #845

Brian Kemp

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #752

Ed Young

The Few.  The Proud.  The Ugly Boys.

Some seals are cute killers; others are just killers.

Florida Recount Pushes Rick Scott Over the Edge

Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.

Adventures in Aestheticism #120

"My husband George says our marriage vows ended with 

'till Trump do us part'. He lies."

Naughty Satan

The Circle Shrinks to a Pinpoint

Adventures in Aestheticism #119

Trump Sez:  "You have to act with respect when you're 

at the White House."

Warm Scuzzies #844

Eddie Scarry

"Nothing can stop it," said Dr. Lowell. "He melts through

 the ground, theoretically all the way to China."

Of the 31 GOP House members-elect, thirty are

white males and one is a white female.  None

are people of color.

Sectarianism Raises Its Ugly Head Again

Mueller Closing In, Trump Hits the Caps Lock Key

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue

Mark Zuckerberg and Cheryl Sandberg Delay, Deny,

 and Deflect in Their Crisis Over Their Extraterrestrial

 Origin on Planet Nefarious

Florida Recount Causing Marco Rubio's Lips to Shrivel,

One of the 8 Symptoms of Dehydration

Adventures in Aestheticism #118

Warm Scuzzies #843

BenShot

Trump Pans Emmanuel/Emmanuelle, Says "Eroticism

Is the Opposite of Making Love"

The Jim Jordan-Kevin McCarthy Republican leadership

 brawl is one of those fights where you can root for both losers

and still win.

Meeting of the Minds, 2018

Critics Say Conway vs. Conway More 'Intriguing and

Absorbing' Than Kramer vs. Kramer

The Bad News is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders woke up

this morning and she was still Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

The Good News is there's even more bad news for

Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Adventures in Aestheticism #117

For All the Little Trumpniks on Your Christmas List

Lindsay Walters Grabs Microphones the Way 

Trump Grabs Pussy