Monday, September 15, 2014

From UtopiaFest, Fearguth is moving on to Canyon de
Chelly National Monument in Arizona.  From there, he
will head to the Grand Canyon.  

Mark Sanford Announces His Days of Hiking the
Appalachian Trail Are Over; "Maybe It's My Age," He 
Says Sadly, "But I'm Too Tired to Take Another Step"

Friday, September 12, 2014

World's Worst Yoobs #148
A. J. Delgado
Burger King Introduces New
Black Knight Burger
"What's that all about?"
"Oh, it's just Todd Palin's birthday party."
"I swear, the anti-semites are out to get me!"

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Fearguth's has had all of the reality he can stand
for a while, so he will be at UtopiaFest for a few
days.  Updates will unpredictable for a while.
"It saddens me to say this, Bowser, but you're toast."

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #508
Bobby Harrell
"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning
 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome
 Than You Already Are'?"
Dustin Siggins is a real name, not just an exercise
 in onomastic mopery, and it belongs to this
 NRO mook.
Old Men with Guns #25
Buddy Myers
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #47
Fran Millar
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #58
Todd Starnes

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #593
Bill Cassidy
Warm Scuzzies #507
Lavon Heidemann
If you were to attend a church where Pat Robertson was
preaching, you would probably want to be fully-armed
to improve your chances of getting out alive.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #57
Glenn Thrush

Monday, September 08, 2014


Some people believe Rick Perry is Texas.  

Well, sorry, but no: Willie Nelson is Texas.
Sign of the Times #60
Guaranteed to Provide Fast Relief from 
Headache, Neuritis, and Neuralgia
"What's that?"
"They say it's old man Kingsford's place."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #592
John Trumbo
More Americans Get Their Blond Jokes from Fox News 
Than from Any Other Source!
Harley Brown Sez:  "All of the offices I've run for over 
the years--governor, senator, congressman--that was only 
foreplay to my ultimate destiny to be President of the 
United States."
[You have to admit his vest looks presidential'.]
Is 2014 still happy?
Toroid!  Toroid!  Toroid!
Warm Scuzzies #506
Hannah Strong

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "There is really
no such thing as an assault weapon,
especially when I have my eyes closed."
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #56
Nicholas Dirks
Drug-Sniffing Dogs

Carpet-Sniffing Bishops
"I swear, that's NOT MY HAND!"
Radioactive Boar (Germany)

Radioactive Bore (United States)