Internet Users Sue Google to Take Down Stomach-

Churning Photos of Max Mosley Playing S&M

Games with Five Prostitutes

Small Cars Become Even Smaller in Crash Tests

Beckel (bek-uhl) n.  A negligent discharge, accidental emission, 

or reckless release.  [Sleeping on your back and 

wearing loose clothing reduces the risk of having

a beckel.]

Israel Calls for 4-Hour Ceasefire as 15 Die in School, 

Says It Needs Time to Reload

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #586

Janet Porter

F Troop (1966)

F Troop (2014)

Bill O'Reilly Sez:  "The reason Barack Obama is President 

for two terms is because of the machines."

[Where is John Connor when we need him?]

"Quite frankly, President Obama should be impeached

 for secretly wishing that he'll be impeached."

Governor Rick Perry to Bill Taxpayers Nation-

wide $12 Million a Month to Pay for His 

Deployment of 1,000 National Guardsmen

 on the Texas-Mexico Border

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #585

Peter Nathan Steinmetz

"If we want the narrator to tell our story from the perspective

of the Republican Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain Comes to

Washington.  If we want the narrator to tell our story from 

the perspective of the Likud Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain

Goes to Washington.  Do you have a preference?"

Wonder Woman Sez:  “I grew up castrating 

hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to 

Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.  

Washington’s full of big spenders, and 

I'll make ‘em squeal.”

The Unexpurgated Bible #102

And then Jehovah God spake unto Adam, "Judging from

 the size of your tiny peen, you're going to need this."

Snorkeling in the New Sarah Palin Channel on

International Bog Day

Monkey Preening

David Cameron Preening

Michael Brutsch is back from the dead with this

employment want ad on Reddit:  “For hire: Senior Perl

 programmer looking for missionary position in the adult 

content industry.”

Max Mad He Doesn't Appear in Lucrative Movie Sequel

A Portrait of the Airhead as a

Young Stoner

Judy Woodruff Sez:  “When I think of grass I think of 

something to walk on, pot as something to put a plant in.”

[And when she doesn't think, Judy says things even dumber.]

Two-Minute Haters #41

Thane Rosenbaum

UN Becoming Anti-Emetic for Those Who Throw Up 

at the Sight of Lindsey Graham

Angry Arachnid Goes Anarchic, Elmo Gets Tickled, 

Mickey and Minnie Gadabout and Gawk

Madeleine Albright Sez:  "The world is a mess and I'm

not feeling too good myself."

Michele Bachmann in a Clown Suit Leaning Against an

 Imaginary Car Being Frisked by an Invisible Policeman

“We need a little bit more time in the laboratories of 

democracy to see how horn-rimmed glasses affect

 crime, and young people, and the economy.”

"Here's the deal, Moshe:  you can ethnically cleanse Gaza,

 but only after you shave off that scrofulous beard." 

As Harry Truman might have said, "The only thing

 new in the world is the history that's been covered up."

Recent paleontological discoveries suggest that all dino-

saurs had feathers and that a true-to-life Godzilla would 

look more like a really big-ass Thanksgiving turkey.

World's Worst Yoobs #145

Jodi Rudoren

"Holy cow pie, Batman!"

Cenk Uygur Sez:  "Sean Hannity is a big blockhead." 

[So does Lucy.]

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #54

Arthur C. Brooks

Inpeach Obama

Tippi Hedren as a Child

Representative Curt 'Quick Study' Clawson (R-FL)

Loves India on the Potomac

Solar Flare in 2012 Nearly Took America Back 

to the 18th Century

Prince George's Paternity Never in Doubt

Warm Scuzzies #488

Benny Johnson

World's Worst Yoobs #144

Betsy Rothstein

Warm Scuzzies #487

Jim Fouts

If thy gaze accidentally falleth upon the oleaginous visage 

of Rafael Edward Cruz, resist ye the temptation to pluck 

out thine eyes before sundown.

Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #53

Paul Gosar

When you watch the Secretary of State call

 the military coup d'état in Egypt "hard work

 in transitioning to a democracy," you can almost

 see the strings attached to John Kerry's lower jaw.

Tom Cruise, Operating Thetan XV

Oxymorons for Our Time #168

Involuntary Public Figure

Old Men with Guns #23

Tom Greer

Governor Brewer Sez:  "The inmate who gasped and snorted

for two hours before dying did not suffer.  I'm the one who

suffered!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #584

Jody Hice