Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Descendant of Vasco de Gama Discovers the Leather Belt
Kellyanne Conway Showing What Your Right Arm Is For
Sorry, Kellyanne, the Ugly Meter does not lie.
Warm Scuzzies #952
Ocala County Sheriff
Warm Scuzzies #951
Billy Woods

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Gumshoe's Gumshoes
Little Known Fact #70
In Russia, nurses wear full body masks.
“Some are very nasty. Very, very nasty, 
and frankly, very dumb.”   When she
heard Trump say this,  the cat assumed
he wasn't talking about her.
Breakfast Is the Happiest Meal of the Day
If Gutzon Borglum Had Been a Trumpnik
Balthazar's Feast Crashed by Uninvited Guest

Monday, August 10, 2020

Nikki Haley Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations 
with the Popcorn Factory
Children at Play in the Shallow End
of the Gene Pool
The 13th Labor of Hercules:  Fumigating the Oval Office
After Trump's Eviction
Home Alone

Sunday, August 09, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #254
Hell Ain't Half Full, Trumpniks!
Join Now!
The Shirt for Trumpniks Who Can't Keep
Their Heads on Straight
6 Students, 3 Staffers Infected---So Far.  Peachy!
Not TikTok
Claudia Conway, Kellyanne Conway's Daughter,
Makes Heart-Rending Appeal for Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez to Adopt Her
Trump Proving to Reporters on Live Television
He Can Still Walk Away from the Facts

Saturday, August 08, 2020

Maureen Dowd's 'Medusa Effect' on 
Hillary Clinton Attenuated by 
Colossal Blunder
Sturgis Super-Spreaders Dress for the Occasion
Before you can have Herd Immunity, 
you must first have Herd Stupidity.
So what if Joe Arpaio lost another election!  
At age 88, he's just getting warmed up!
When he dines at Pei Wei, Dinesh D'Souza always orders
Pad Thigh.
Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die.
Me: "Nice mask."
Him:  "What mask?" 
Me:  "OK, nice shape-shifting alien."
America's Sheriff™ Self-Immolates for the
Second Time
Hey, moviegoers, remember the scene when
 Trump fights the spider?
By the year 2020, it had become increasingly difficult to
distinguish Sheldon Adelson from Jabba the Hutt.