Thursday, December 24, 2009
Labels:
Los Angeles Times,
Punditocracy,
Ron Brownstein
news leaked out that her family's farm received $251,973 in
socialistic subsidies between 1995 and 2006.
Labels:
Agriculture,
Fish,
Michele Bachmann,
Socialism
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
between Leftists and Rightists is the aisle which
separates them. And who's on the Left and who's
on the Right all depends on whether you're walking
up or down the aisle.
Labels:
Erick Erickson,
Prophylactics,
RedState
Labels:
Air Force,
Dana Milbank,
Gestures,
Washington Post
Arabian driver has set a new world record in the 210-Mile
Muslim Dash between Medina and Mecca.
Muslim Dash between Medina and Mecca.
Labels:
Automobiles,
Mecca,
Muslims,
Racing,
Saudi Arabia
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Signage
that the First Family prefers to vacation in Hawaii,
instead of Crawford, Texas.
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Crawford,
George Walker Bush,
Secret Service
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Labels:
Florida,
Republican Party,
Tea Parties
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Protests
Monday, December 21, 2009
While it is rather easy to bore a bear,
don't do it, if at all possible.
Labels:
Bears,
Boredom,
Fearguth's Rules of Order
Labels:
Bay Buchanan,
Beauty,
Pat Buchanan
James Carville's bald head would look better with
Mary Matalin's hair on it, and vice versa. Also, that
both would look more handsome with beards.
Labels:
Beards,
Hair,
James Carville,
Mary Matalin
Monotheist to a Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Empty Arena Deathmatch
Labels:
Logic,
New York Times,
Philosophy,
Religion,
Ross Douthat
self-consciousness, predators with ethics,
mortal creatures who yearn for immortality'.
If what he says is true, we're pretty fucked up.
On the other hand, he could just be full of smelly
brown stuff. Anyway, would you mind taking a
little bit more off the top?"
Labels:
Catholic Church,
Christianity,
God,
Hair,
New York Times,
Ross Douthat
1. the belief that tomorrow's apocalyptic cataclysm
will make today's look like Arcadia and yesterday's
like the Garden of Eden. [Erick Erickson and Michelle
Malkin are prominent avatars of hyperventilationism.]
will make today's look like Arcadia and yesterday's
like the Garden of Eden. [Erick Erickson and Michelle
Malkin are prominent avatars of hyperventilationism.]
Labels:
Apocalypse,
Dictionaries,
Erick Erickson,
Michelle Malkin
Labels:
Club for Growth,
Libertarianism,
Mascots,
Rightists
Labels:
Cannibalism,
Olympia Snowe,
Republican Party
Labels:
Christmas,
Drinking,
Santa Claus
Idiocracy Arrives Early, Beats Forecast by 500 Years
Labels:
English Language,
Movies,
Sarah Palin,
Twitter
Better hurry! It's the Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Signage
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Blogs,
Clothing
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Labels:
Flamingos,
Monty Python,
Parrots,
TV Shows
If the water in your toilet looked like this, you wouldcall a plumber. In Mexico City, this is the water that
comes out of the kitchen faucet for millions of poor
residents. And even if there were plumbers to call,
they couldn't afford to call them. And even if they
could afford to call them, it wouldn't make any
difference.
Labels:
Afghanistan,
Furniture,
Hamid Karzai
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Protests
of a needle than it is for a schmuck to enjoy the
Sixteenth Day of Zappadan.
comparing everything in the world he didn't like
to either Neville Chamberlain, Adolph Hitler,
or the Holocaust.
Labels:
Adolf Hitler,
Analogies,
Holocaust,
Neville Chamberlain
Friday, December 18, 2009
Labels:
Ben Nelson,
Charles Schumer,
Harry Reid,
Snails
Labels:
Clothing,
Hawaii,
Sarah Palin,
Todd Palin
show have been charged with animal cruelty after allegedly
cooking Hot Rats to eat during filming.
Labels:
Frank Zappa,
Rats,
TV Shows,
Zappadan
Labels:
Bad Spellers of the World Untie,
Marriage
Expect the unexpected on the Fifteenth Day of Zappadan.
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