Was it stupidity, or a talent for misconception?
With Ron Brownstein, one could never be sure.

"But I don't want to stay in the Seal Motel!"

Michele Bachmann puckered like a Kissing Gourami when the

news leaked out that her family's farm received $251,973 in

socialistic subsidies between 1995 and 2006.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #100

As you may already know, the essential difference

between Leftists and Rightists is the aisle which

separates them. And who's on the Left and who's

on the Right all depends on whether you're walking

up or down the aisle.

Man Having a Smoke While Waiting to Drown

Himself in the River of Conservative Ideas

"Elvis, I hope you understand what 'palimpsest' means."

Not Sold for the Prevention of Disease;

For Entertainment Purposes Only

"I call it my 'Air Force Academy Chapel

Gesture'. I hope you like it."

With the aid of his Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, this Saudi

Arabian driver has set a new world record in the 210-Mile
Muslim Dash between Medina and Mecca.

The old Afghan claims to remember a day---it was
either a Tuesday or a Friday---when his country
wasn't at war. But nobody believes him.

World's Worst Yobs #148

Mike Flynn

"Where's TBogg?"

"Oh, we left that 'Somewhat Popular Blogger'

over at the Lake."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #99

It is no secret that the Secret Service is not displeased

that the First Family prefers to vacation in Hawaii,

instead of Crawford, Texas.

Tempest Brewing in Florida Grand Old Tea Party Pot

From DINO to RINO: Parker Griffith and the

Attack of the Acronyms

The Year in Pitchers

Elf Collecting Lumps of Coal for Santa's Shit List

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #98

Fearguth's Rules of Order #39

While it is rather easy to bore a bear,

don't do it, if at all possible.

It's sad, but true: Pat Buchanan really is more

beautiful than his sister.

It took a while, but most people finally agreed that

James Carville's bald head would look better with

Mary Matalin's hair on it, and vice versa. Also, that

both would look more handsome with beards.

Most people are content to just grin and bear it.

Not Romanians. They also try to make bears grin.

"She must've thought your command

was 'At Ease!', sir."

Spinoza the Pantheist Challenges Douthat the

Monotheist to a Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Empty Arena Deathmatch

"Douthat says that 'We’re beasts with

self-consciousness, predators with ethics,

mortal creatures who yearn for immortality'.

If what he says is true, we're pretty fucked up.

On the other hand, he could just be full of smelly

brown stuff. Anyway, would you mind taking a

little bit more off the top?"

Smoker's Hell

Hyperventilationism (h'aɪpəʳv'entɪl'eɪʃənɪzəm) n.

1. the belief that tomorrow's apocalyptic cataclysm
will make today's look like Arcadia and yesterday's
like the Garden of Eden. [Erick Erickson and Michelle
Malkin are prominent avatars of hyperventilationism.]

Club for Growths Mascot

He had a hunch he was living in the

last days of gravity.

Reindeer Hybrid Technology Beginning to

Catch On with Carbon-Conscious Consumers

Cannibals Too Smart to Eat Yellow Snowe

Wanted: Designated Driver for Christmas Eve

Twitter Delivers Coup de Grâce to English Language;

Idiocracy Arrives Early, Beats Forecast by 500 Years

Better hurry! It's the Eighteenth Day of Zappadan.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #97

Pat Buchanan's Pet Turtle, Bobby Lee

Warning: Graphic Image

Bildungblog Series Enters T-Shirt Phase

See Frank Zappa's big bust on the

Seventeenth Day of Zappadan.

'Dead Parrot Sketch' a Smash Hit

'Dead Flamingo Sketch' Less Successful

If the water in your toilet looked like this, you would
call a plumber. In Mexico City, this is the water that
comes out of the kitchen faucet for millions of poor
residents. And even if there were plumbers to call,
they couldn't afford to call them. And even if they
could afford to call them, it wouldn't make any
difference.

Global Warming Exacts Heavy Toll on Delegates
to Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen

No matter how hard you paddled, you could not get past
the fact that Tiger Woods's errant balls were everywhere.

Goose Claims Eye Taken 'Out of Context'

"When is non-consensual sex rape?" What a strange
question! Isn't that like asking, "When is non-
consensual suicide murder?"

The real reason for the 'surge' of 30,000 more
American troops into the Afghanistan War
has finally emerged: it's so Afghani men can
have enough free time to safely stand around
and watch their cocks fight each other.

Despite his appearance at the Climate Change Conference
in Copenhagen yesterday, Europeans still believe that
Senator James Inhofe is a hoax perpetrated by the
imaginary Sooners of the mythical State of Oklahoma.

As a general rule, vertical power is
perpendicular to horizontal weakness.

The problem with the United States Senate is that

it has one hundred too many Senators in it.

World's Worst Yoobs #61

Sher Zieve

Karzai Unveils New Cabinet

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #96

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #5

John McCain's Smile

It is easier for an Oscar to pass through the eye

of a needle than it is for a schmuck to enjoy the

Sixteenth Day of Zappadan.

Just to be on the safe side, he only used analogies

comparing everything in the world he didn't like

to either Neville Chamberlain, Adolph Hitler,

or the Holocaust.

Nelson Huddling with Reid and Schumer

Sarah Cuts Vacation Short Because Incognito
Attempt Foiled by Todd's Outrageous Swimsuit

Two stars of the I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here television

show have been charged with animal cruelty after allegedly

cooking Hot Rats to eat during filming.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #95

Expect the unexpected on the Fifteenth Day of Zappadan.