Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #597
Douglas MacKinnon
Don Young Explaining to Wasilla Students Why Bull
Sex Is Like Putting a Round Peg into a Square Hole
"What's that all about?"
"It's a young woman wearing her Stone Temple Pilots 
undergarment.  It's just a part of a rich tapestry of 
human devotion to God."
RNC Co-Chair and Ginsu Spokesmodel Sharon Day Sez:   
"I don't want to say anything about your Wisconsin voters, 
but some of them might not be as sharp as a knife.  They 
elected Scott Walker, didn't they?"

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Q:  "Governor Scott, do you support the concept of
a minimum wage?"
A:  "Sure."
Q:  "What should it be?"
A:  "How should I know?  I'm not a scientist!"
South Carolina Republican Warns Against "The 
Worst Gremlin Outbreak We've Seen Since 1976"
Psychologists Say Kirk Cameron Halloween Mask
'Too Freaking Scary for Small Children'

Monday, October 20, 2014

Michelle Shocked

Rand Paul Shocked
"Now that you've been indicted on 23 felony corruption
charges, Representative Hubbard, do you still maintain
that you only went to the cupboard to get your poor dog
a bone?"
When young blacks run wild in the streets,
 it's called an 'Urban Riot'.
When young whites run wild in the streets,
 it's called 'Youthful Shenanigans'.
CNN Looks in the Mirror
The long-term effects of Ebolaphobia are
just now beginning to be recognized.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #49
Jimmy Marr
"Can't you see the airborne Ebola viruses I'm pointing
at?  I certainly can!"

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Keene, NH
There's only one thing left to do after your
head explodes.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #59
Chuck Todd
"Spider as big as a puppy???"

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Sarah Palin to Star as Griftalong Cassidy in
There's Gold in That Thar PAC
Is it just a coincidence that the Ebola virus first struck 
the United States inside a private hospital located in 
a red state?  Or is it just ironic?

Friday, October 17, 2014

Anyone who uses this gesture is obviously exhibiting 
Messianic Complex and should be avoided at all costs,
unless, of course, you wish to spend eternity with Greg
Abbott in Texas.
"Snoopy, he just soft toy.  Charles Schulz, he dead now.  My 
granddaughter, she not fooled by American propaganda."
Drone Hunter Said to Be 'Funny Strange', Not
'Funny Ha-Ha'
It had been decades since he had had a close encounter
with a Saf-T-Pop.  But he hadn't forgotten them.  God,
how he enjoyed being a Pinhead!
Functionality of Robotic Hand Questioned,
Said to Be Impractical When Stepping Over 
Dollar to Pick Up a Dime
Contrary to popular belief, Archimedes
did not invent the Eureka Vacuum Cleaner.
He did, however, run unclothed through
the streets of Syracuse, Sicily, on one
Utah National Guard Under Fire for Failing to Certify
Swimsuit Models Used in Photo Shoot Were Mormons
 in Good Standing
With a "reputation for being ornery, aggressive -- and 
maybe even a little unstable,"-- Don Young strode 
fearlessly forward, daring anyone to diss his necktie.
Relax!  President Obama has named a 
 new Czar of All the Ebolas.
Appropriate responses to the most
recent appearance of the Junior
Senator from Kentucky on the
cover of Time might be:  (1) most
interesting to whom? (2) does this 
make three or four times Rand Paul 
has been featured on the cover of
Time since 2010? (3) if Senator
Paul is the 'most interesting man
in politics', what does this say
about politics today? and 
(4) shouldn't Obama be blamed?
The Gnarled Fist, First Symptom of the E-Coulter Virus
The History of Thumbsuckers,
Bedwetters, and Whiny-Ass
Titty Babies During the Great 
American Ebola Scare of 2014

Thursday, October 16, 2014

"Sorry for the delay in starting the debate, folks, but
my opponent, Governor Rick Scott, is apparently
afraid that the shit is about to hit the fan."
Viewed from any angle, Rick Perry is one of the most
corrupt politicians Texans have ever elected to high
 office.  And also one of the dumbest (including Dubya).
"Round and round and round we go until forever more 
Once we were behind but now we find we are before
Forward backward inwards outwards come and join the chase 
Nothing could be wryer than a jolly carcass race!"
Doctors say the Miley Cyrus Stage of Ebola Virus 
Disease is too dangerous to watch without Hazmat Glasses.