Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #53
Steve Toth
Despite getting hammered, Roger Goodell
only made it to #6 on GQ's list of the
30 'Least Influential People of 2014'.
Warm Scuzzies #511
Robert McCulloch

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Darren Wilson says he has a 'clean conscience'.  He
probably also has a 'spotless mind'.
So, you didn't make GQ's list of the 30 'Least Influential 
People of 2014', eh?  That's probably because you got 
squeezed out by Bono and Barack Obama.
Warm Scuzzies #510
Salty Sow (Austin, Texas)
Darren Wilson's Self-Image Before
His Encounter with Michael Brown

The next time you feed your pet coyote, remember:
coyotes prefer their poodles to be bacon-wrapped.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Chuck Hagel Meets His Replacement
as Secretary of Defense
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan raised
 eyebrows earlier this month by declaring 
that Muslims had discovered the Americas 
before Christopher Columbus and had 
settled in Utah, where men are more
equal than women and cops kill more
people than drug dealers, child abusers,
and gangbangers.
"What's wrong with Rudy?"
"Somebody just said, 'Ooga Booga!'"
It is an error to say that they scraped the bottom of the
Alabama barrel when Slow Mo Brooks was elected to the 
House of Representatives.  Why?  Because the Alabama
 barrel is bottomless.
Flag Desecration #80

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Now that the reality-based Benghazi monster has been 
laid to rest, the time has come for the Zombie Benghazi 
to arise and eat the brains of wingnuts from now to the
end of time.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #52
Ira Hansen

Saturday, November 22, 2014

According to Harold Ickes, Jeb Bush is so bilingual
he can think in both English and Spanish.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's thinking in English.

Here's what Jeb looks like when he's
thinking in Spanish.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #51
Gary Varvel
Slow Mo Brooks Counts to Two

He Does It Again!
Benghazi Report Proof Positive Republican-Controlled 
House Intelligence Committee in Cahoots with the 
Kenyan Usurper
World's Worst Yoobs #151
Brooke McGowan
"Your doctor says unless you have an emergency 
Benghaziectomy, your balls will beat a hasty
retreat up your inguinal canal."
Senator Paul Likens Obama's Executive Order on 
Immigration to FDR's Executive Order Sending 
Aqua Buddhists to Internment Camps

Friday, November 21, 2014

Anthropologists say that among primates, especially
 the Romneys, smiling and the resultant baring of teeth
 is actually a veiled threat and a show of potential force.
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #13
A Fatigued Adrenal Gland
"Obama's executive action on immigration makes
my finger puppet roar!"
Ben Carson Sez:  "I Feel the Finger of God Touching Me, 
Telling Me to Run for President in 2016."
[Just what the world needs:  a new, improved Adam.]

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #601
Jack Whitley
Old Age may be defined as 'when you learn that all of
your heroes were really villains'.