Monday, May 22, 2017

When he heard that Mike Flynn was taking the Fifth,
Drinky Crow decided he would take one, too.
Trump Thanking Wall for Keeping Mexicans Out of Israel
Zachary Ailes Sez: “I want all the people who 
betrayed my father to know that I’m coming after 
them, and my Dweeb Army is coming with me.”
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #94
Zachary Ailes
"Speaking only for myself, Wilbur, but what you said 
about the lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia made you 
sound like a real horse's ass."
'Saudis and the UAE Will Donate $100 Million to a 
Fund Inspired by Ivanka Trump'
'Peace in the Middle East' has been the most 
absurd expression ever uttered by mortal man 
since the days of Sargon I, King of Akkad 
(2334-2279 BCE).
Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The
Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's
answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.
Dank Memes #6
Trump Resets with RompHim
Trump looked worried when he realized 66 million
Americans were out to get him.
Q: "Where is Truth?"
A: "It is found in the Center, between the Ron Fournier
on the Left and the Ron Fournier on the Right."

Sunday, May 21, 2017

The Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab Sez: "When there's no
 Coke, drink Pepsi."
Roger Stone Sez: "Trump's Saudi visit 
makes we want to puke!"
Keeping Things in Perspective
Headlines We Like to See #16
'Professional big game hunter dies after elephant 
falls on him in Zimbabwe'
"Do I look like someone who would plagiarize his
master's thesis?"
Rubberface Under Consideration as FIB Director in the
Trump Administration
If Saudi Arabia wasn't sitting on 268 billion barrels of oil, 
would Trump be curtseying to King Salman? (This is not 
a trick question.)
East Is East and West Is West, and Never the Twain
Shall Meet
Nixon Draws a Line in the Sands of Time
Warm Scuzzies #740
Bob Buckhorn

Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Remember when you condemned Obama for bowing
to a Saudi king? You were just in your criticism,
for your bow is far bigger than his."
Donald Trump and Obi-Wan Kenobi Deplane in
Saudi Arabia
Jared Kushner: Trump's Factotum and Person of Interest
Now Showing in Theatres
Trump Reveals Highly-Classified, Top Secret Identity
to Saudi Prince
Trumpniks Aboard the Raft of Fools After the Sinking
of the USS Trumpanic
“This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician 
in American history!”

Friday, May 19, 2017

“I just fired J. Edgar Hoover, the head of the F.B.I. 
He was crazy, a real nut job.”
The Fox News De-Beckel

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Louie and the Gohmerteers Volunteer for Frontline
Duty in the Trump Wars of 2017
Playing with his rude garden gnomes is this Trump 
supporter's favorite time of day.
The Grim Rapper Comes for Mr. Ailes
"We Are Family!" the Russians sang lustily.
Sean Spicer's Best Role Since He Played Dubya's 
Easter Bunny