Friday, November 27, 2015

Why There Was So Much Leftover Turkey 
This Year
Der Trumpenführer Sez: “You're pretty smart, right?  
People move into a house a block down the road, you 
know who’s going in. You can see and you denounce 
them to the local Gestapo. That's the best way. You've 
got to do it. Most likely you’ll be wrong, but that’s OK."
Little Lord Fauntleroy Claims He
Didn't Mock Disabled Reporter

Thursday, November 26, 2015

World's Worst Yobs #340
Jay Cost
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #26
Forcible Twerking
Pfuck Pfizer!
Happy Trumpsgiving!
Donald Trump Showing How to Pronounce 
the Word, 'Sphincter'
Megyn Kelly Sez:  "Don't stare at cops. Stare at me instead."

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #72
Harry Houck
A new report shows that Ted Cruz knew more science 
when he was in kindergarten than he does today.
“Graaaagh! Don’t try to tell me I'm not a Trump zombie!  
You’re not gonna convince me otherwise!”
Trumpsgiving Turkey Claims a Vast Media
Conspiracy Is Trying to Roast Him
Why does someone who says "a democratic republic cannot
 function without the possibility of argument and reasoned 
debate" turn right around and call his opponents 'Stupid 
People, Assistant Baristas, Fools, Millennial Doofuses, 
Trained Seals, Leftist Dorks, Snowflakes, Jon Stewarties, 
and Punchlines with Bylines'? Sounds like the Kurt 
Schlichtering of America to me.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Mike Huckabee to Have Knee-Jerk Surgery 
Over Thanksgiving
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #164
Donald John Von Trump Complains about
'Truth Threats'
'World's Greatest Memory' Latest Inductee into
the Guinness Tower of Trump World Records

Monday, November 23, 2015

Ben Carson Watching the Video of Thousands and
Thousands of New Jersey Muslims Celebrating
Donald Trump's lies are so big not just his pants 
catch on fire.
Wayne LaPierre
Wayne the Peter
Wayne the Dick