You can stay at the Ritz Carlton Central Park in 

New York City for $995 a day.  To stay one day

 at Gitmo in Cuba costs $35,616.

Sean Spicer Reserve Chartreuse and the Dancing with the

 Stars Drinking Game Were Made for Each Other

Dancing with the Stars:  Where 6th Magnitude Stars

Go to Die

The Manchurian Canteloupe

This Is the House That Oxycontin Built

Great Misadventures in Science #12

Artificial Inspamination

If Francisco Goya Had Painted Monty Python's 

'Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog'

Far Siderism vs. Both Siderism:

Will 2020 Vision Make a Comeback?

Queen Blames Iran for Drone Attack on Saudi Arabia

Trump Sez:  "They want to scare Brett Kavanaugh 

into turning Liberal!"

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The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is 

Trump's Sharpie.

Had the thinker been totally pantsed, or

was he just dreaming?

Trump's Bucket List

Rand Paul feuding with Liz Cheney is like a white rhino 

butting heads with a water buffalo.

Trump Blames Skin Tone on One-Night Stand

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Baltimore Rolls Out the Rat Carpet for Trump

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #780

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Imhotep Makes His Move

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"The monster is apparently triggered by the word, 

'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."

The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom

If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in

the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be

Jason Voorhees.

If you're this close to your toilet paper, 

you're too damn close.