Sunday, November 18, 2018

On a Street Somewhere in Orange County
Trump's decision-making skills are reputed to be
as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
"We understand, Mr. Trump, that you are saying 
reports that you've had plastic surgery is fake news."
Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman
and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth
on cable television?
Trump needs a hair rake---STAT!
SNL's Laura Ingraham says, "Feel Facts are not technically
 facts, but just feel true." For example, 'Laura Ingraham is
a braying jackass' is a Feel Fact.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #189
Didn't Jesus say, "Blessed are the Meeks,
for they shall inherit the Earth"?
Yes, Liz, women can make bad policy, too.
Take you, for example.

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Even if the 'Baghdad Bob Award' doesn't exist, 
Michael Glassner deserves to receive it.
Warm Scuzzies #845
Brian Kemp
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #752
Ed Young
The Few.  The Proud.  The Ugly Boys.
Some seals are cute killers; others are just killers.
Florida Recount Pushes Rick Scott Over the Edge
Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.
Adventures in Aestheticism #120
"My husband George says our marriage vows ended with 
'till Trump do us part'. He lies."
Naughty Satan

Friday, November 16, 2018

The Circle Shrinks to a Pinpoint
Adventures in Aestheticism #119
Trump Sez:  "You have to act with respect when you're 
at the White House."
Warm Scuzzies #844
Eddie Scarry

Thursday, November 15, 2018

"Nothing can stop it," said Dr. Lowell. "He melts through
 the ground, theoretically all the way to China."
Of the 31 GOP House members-elect, thirty are
white males and one is a white female.  None
are people of color.
Sectarianism Raises Its Ugly Head Again
Mueller Closing In, Trump Hits the Caps Lock Key
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181
Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue
Mark Zuckerberg and Cheryl Sandberg Delay, Deny,
 and Deflect in Their Crisis Over Their Extraterrestrial
 Origin on Planet Nefarious

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Florida Recount Causing Marco Rubio's Lips to Shrivel,
One of the 8 Symptoms of Dehydration
Adventures in Aestheticism #118
Warm Scuzzies #843
Trump Pans Emmanuel/Emmanuelle, Says "Eroticism
Is the Opposite of Making Love"
The Jim Jordan-Kevin McCarthy Republican leadership
 brawl is one of those fights where you can root for both losers
and still win.
Meeting of the Minds, 2018
Critics Say Conway vs. Conway More 'Intriguing and
Absorbing' Than Kramer vs. Kramer
The Bad News is that Sarah Huckabee Sanders woke up
this morning and she was still Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
The Good News is there's even more bad news for
Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Adventures in Aestheticism #117
For All the Little Trumpniks on Your Christmas List
Lindsay Walters Grabs Microphones the Way 
Trump Grabs Pussy