Thursday, July 20, 2017

And we thought The Russians Are Coming,
The Russians Are Coming was only a movie.
Trump Orders Bigger Bus to Throw Loyal 
Trumpniks Under
Republicans Rally Around Sessions
In Protocol Breach, Commoner Touches Queen's Funny Bone
Was the portrait of Andrew Jackson hanging in the Oval
Office trying to tell Trump something?
The alpacas were fascinated by the way Trump dissed 
Attorney-General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #692
Grant Stinchfield

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Comrade Dana Putinbacker
When he testifies next week, Jared Kushner will be using a 
Roland VT-3 Vocoder to make his testimony sound more like 
it's coming from a grown man, instead of a prepubescent boy.
Donald Trump, Exponent of Smorgasbordianism
"Let Obamacare fail! I'm not going to own it! 
Trump Family Down in the Dumps After Learning 22 Million 
Americans Won't Lose Their Health Insurance
New Insight Into an Old Subject
Case Closed!
The Extremely Rare Black-Spotted Caterpillar
"But I don't want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's!"
Not only were Mary and Joseph unable to immigrate to Mexico, 
but also they were about to be crushed by 60-pound bags of 
airborne heroin.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #691
Mark Meadows
"All that happened in our secret meeting was President Putin 
gifted me this amazing Angry Gollum Gold Breastplate."

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #690
Diana Orrock
Baghdad Bob acknowledges that Donald Trump is a
more cockamamie Information Minister than he ever
Photo-Op with Felix the Fire Engine and 
Two Very Important Persons
Most people don't know Donald Trump is an
author of children's books.
¡Three Amigos!
Newt Gingrich says it's time for the Republicans to 'perform'. 
If that's the case, this woman is going to need a bigger bag.
Is it not clear the GOP neither wants to govern nor
 is capable of governing? It can function only as a
Spirit of Negation.

Monday, July 17, 2017

New Poll Show 70% of Americans Believe Trump 
Acts Unpresidential
Sean Hannity and Joe Scarborough Duke It Out on
National Television
If you live long enough, you get to relive history, 
sometimes more than once.
Jim Cramer Masters the Slinky
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #96
Sean Duffy
The Unexpurgated Bible #149
After the wedding in Cana, Jesus performed his 
second miracle, turning wine into water.
A Trump White House Favorite
Remember the Millions of Starving Children
in China
Carrion Bird Bums a Ride
Robert Welch's Wet Dream

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Gladimir Putin Wearing His Trump
Ignore Sharkfoot at Your Own Peril!
Sheep of State Abandons Sinking Rats
Mitch McConnell Praises 'Better Care Act',
Tongue Gets Stuck in Cheek
If life gives you rutabagas, make rutabaga-ade.
Pumping Trump
To a New World of NRA 
Gods and Monsters!