Monday, May 02, 2016

Peggy Noonan Tells a Fish Story
Is this Donald Trump impersonating Keith Ablow,
or vice versa?
Jon Huntsman, Formerly of Wizard, Forms New 
Donald Trump Tribute Band
Carly Fiorina Re-Enacts Andrew Sullivan's Latest Piece in 
New York Magazine by Falling Off Stage
Frau Blücher Celebrating Her 90th Birthday
Handy Tools
CIA Director Says 9/11 '28 Pages' Should Stay
in Vault
World's Worst Yobs #355
Michael Grunwald
Bob Hall (R-TX) Keeping a Sharp Eye Out for EMPs
Truth in Advertising #9
Nine Out of Ten Doctors Agree

Sunday, May 01, 2016

Del Taco Manager Fired for Being More
Dreadful Than the Food
Rumor has it that Ted Cruz has sold more merch
on the campaign trail than all the other candidates
combined.
As in that popular TV show of the 1950s, Ted Cruz is
'caught in the jaws of the vise'.

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Just another Dark Money-funded Protection Racket.
NeoReactionaries want to take America back to
Mosaic.
"So when was it you first began to believe you are a
Trumpologist?"
"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football
we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

Friday, April 29, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #658
Todd Weiler
If you press the belly button of the Ann Coulter Action 
Figure, it will not say, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"  
Sorry!
#1 on the End Times Best Seller List
"Lucifer's sexual prowess is legendary for a reason."
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #36
Shreddies Flatulence-Filtering Underwear
Old Teabaggers Never Die; 
They Just Stump for Trump
Peter King, Satanists Say Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Guess who said "Ted Cruz is Lucifer in the Flesh and a
Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch!"
Rub-a-Dub-Dub,
Three Schlubs in a Tub
As someone once said, "Men make counterfeit money and, 
in some cases, money makes counterfeit men."