Little Rock, 1957

Dallas, 2014

"Take that, you dern half-pint refugee!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #153

Black-and-White Is the New Orange

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #583

Stephen Steinlight

How Jesus Makes Selfie Toast

Is Obama using the shoot-down of Flight MH17 to

 distract us from the border crisis which he is using

 to distract us from the IRS scandal which he is using 

to distract us from Benghazi?  Or is it the other

way around?

Greedheads Galore #38

David Von Spreckelsen

Designed for Living. Engineered to Last 

The 2014 Dick Morris Mini Minor

1,000 Texas National Guardsmen Said to Be at a Disadvantage

in Asymmetric Warfare with Unarmed Children

Old Men with Guns #22

Mario Perez-Tano

When you think about the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight

MH17, don't forget to remember the love affair between

Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal.

Whiteworld #19

Heidi Thiess Authors Resolution to Keep League City,

Texas an Unaccompanied-Brown-Minor-Free Zone

I Remember Dubya #62

Joe Biden says Vladimir Putin has no soul.  Dubya dis-

agrees:  "I looked into Putin's eyes and saw his soul."

In De Spectaculis, Tertullian explains how Christians in 

Heaven will be entertained by watching the damned

 roast in Hell.  Here we see Jews being entertained

 by watching Israeli bombs being dropped on Gazans.  

Ah, humanity!

All You Need to Know About the 

Coming Kochtopus Apocalypse

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #174

Warner Todd Huston and Jonah Goldberg

Fearguth's Law

"As Israel's war against the Palestinians grows longer, the 

probability of Benjamin Netanyahu resembling Adolf Hitler 

approaches 1."

American Schutzstaffel #42

Governor of Brownbackistan Forced to Hock Cufflinks

to Help Balance State Budget

Little Known Fact #53

Rats, next in line to become the species which rules

the Earth, are now setting mantraps.

A new study reveals that the average shoe in America has

 gone up two whole sizes since the 1970s.  There's a reason

for that.

Bad Deal

Raw Deal

Real Deal

Vladimir Putin is such an ardent believer

in the Second Amendment that he helps

Russian separatists in the Ukraine to get 

their hands on surface-to-air missiles.

Has Darrell Issa gone rouge?

If Todd Akin didn't exist, the Democratic Party would 

have to invent him.

Renee Ellmers Sez:   "Men do tend to talk about things on a 

much higher level."

[Q: What does Renee Ellmers and a beer bottle have in common? 

A: They're both empty from the neck up.]

"Next time, I'm wearing shoes!"

Psychiatrist Andrew Hodges Performing

 'Good Golly, Svengali!'

To tightly seal the Texas border with Mexico would require

a National Guardsman posted every three feet.  Since the

border is 1,255 miles long, 2,208,800 Guardsmen would be

required.  To loosely seal the border (i. e., a National

Guardsman posted every 300 feet), 22,088 Guardsmen

would be required.  There are currently 23,580 National

Guardsmen in Texas.  Go figure.

Ed Wood Sez:  "My son wears dresses, 

and that's OK with me."

Sheriff Paul Babeu is a rotten egghead.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #52

Adam Kwasman

Entire Population of Oracle, Arizona to Be Traded

for Busload of Honduran Asylum-Seekers

Dick Cheney International Monument Opens in Siberia

World's Worst Yobs #308

Sheldon Richman

A new poll shows that 37% of Mississippi Republicans

would back the Confederacy if there were another Civil

War.  While that may be surprising, it's even more sur-

prising that 63% either wouldn't or aren't sure.

Nautilus Exploration Vessel Studying Goldman Sachs

Vampire Squid in the Gulf of Mexico

New Texas License Plate to Make It Easier to Round Up 

Perry-Style Secessionists When President Obama 

Declares Martial Law