Saturday, August 27, 2016

Dr. Harold Bornstein Sez: “Like Trump, I'm 
fit because I think my brain is turned on 
24 hours a day.”
Local Woman Does Not Stand, Put Hand Over Heart, 
or Sing During National Anthem
Rude Rhymes #86

Filthy Cage

Paul LePage

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Immigration Reform Plans #5
Proposal to Build Wall Out of Remaindered Copies of
Ann Coulter's New Book Gains Traction
Headlines We Like to See #6
'Extremists Plead and Howl as Trump Embraces
the Jeb! Agenda'
Second Edition of Coulter's Latest Book
Hits Store Shelves Only Two Days
After First Edition
World's Worst Yobs #366
Joseph Walker
Bill O’Reilly Praises ‘Heroism’ of Hulk Hogan for 
Ending Gawker

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

World's Worst Yoobs #171
Cheryl Casone
"In this picture there are 40 Undercover Trump Voters. 
None of them can be seen."
Nonsensenbrenner
Warm Scuzzies #706
Jim Justice

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Warm Scuzzies #705
Heather Bresch
Today's Deathers are yesterday's Birthers---still crazy 
after all these years.
What's Hillary dying from today?  Four years
 ago, it was brain cancer.
Hillary Clinton's Death Behind Schedule and Over Budget
Dorothy Pulls Back the Curtain to Reveal
 the Wizard at the Controls
World's Worst Yobs #365
Austin Bay

Monday, August 22, 2016

“I think Trump should release his tax returns immediately and 
I should have my head examined immediately. if not sooner."
Is it, "Teach me, master, Mantis Style" or "Teach me,
master, Picasso Style?"
Face/Off
"I started out in this movie as 'The Monster That 
Challenged the World', but then, I decided to
pivot."
"Sure, I had to resign from the Trump campaign. People kept 
staring at me, instead of the candidate. I was just a distraction."
What Dave Bowman Found at the End of the Universe
"'Waterproof Selfies Down to 50 Meters'?  That can't be
right."
"When it comes to Kung Fu, I mastered Monkey Style rather 
easily, but learning Knife-Catcher Style was a real bitch."
Official Anti-Friction Powder of the
Trump/Pence Campaign
Sadhu Giving Away His Last Twinkie
"As Donald Trump's new foreign policy adviser, I have
 recommended that the U.S. invade Freedonia and 
Grand Fenwick, not necessarily in that order."
Amazing Colossal Man Thinking about Going Shopping 
at Super Target with the 50 Foot Woman
American Schutzstaffel #56
Truth in Advertising #12
'14 Words' is a reference to the most popular white supremacist 
slogan in the world: "We must secure the existence of our 
people and a future for white children."
Love can be rough, but your skin doesn't
have to be.