Betty Price, Georgia State Representative and Wife of

Tom Price, Time Travels Back to the 1980s with Talk of

Quarantining HIV Patients

John Kelly, Four-Star Liar and Fabulist

Behold, America, Three White Supremacist Overlords

Trump Drive-In Theaters Being Erected

Along U. S./Mexican Border

Christopher Rey 'Big Dozer' Monzon Arrested for

Impersonating a White Supremacist

"I'm a good little doggie."

Trump Trolls Take Time Out to Visit Russia's 

Facebook National Monument

Cat Blogger Wishing Kevin Drum a Happy Birthday

"Trump says your check is in the mail."

It's easy to spot Melania Trump's body double: her eyes are

 a dead giveaway.

Imagine Trump as an agent of the Democratic Party whose

 assignment is to destroy the GOP. Now that's a conspiracy

 theory worth the paranoia!

In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---

with emphasis on the 'moron'.

Raqqa Is a Wreqqa

"Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said

 to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof).

Sad!"

“Those of you who won’t stand for our flag, who won’t stand for 

our national anthem, who hate our country so much, just leave!”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #118

Marc Faber

Paul Ryan was always amused when Trump did his

Reverend Gene Scott impression.

Know Your Nationalists

World's Worst Yoobs #189

Katherine Timpf

Tom Marino, Ex-Drug Czar Nominee, Accepts Fate as

Tool of Big Pharma and Facilitator of Opioid Epidemic

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #704

Justin Forsman

“Obamacare is finished. It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t

 even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as 

Obamacare anymore.”

You will be sorry if you ask Stephania Hicks to pump, instead

 of scoop, the cheese out of a nacho cheese dispenser.

"M&Ms melt in mouth, not in hand."

Bettina Rodiguez Aguilera, Florida GOP candidate, says

she would have raised more campaign funds had she not

been repeatedly abducted by UFOs.

The Politico Illustrated #57

'Florida's Senate race shaping up as a clash of titans'

Warm Scuzzies #749

Tom Marino

Robert and Rebekah Mercer, Spawn of Max Headroom

Trump Sez: “I was recently asked if Crooked Hillary is 

going to run in 2020? My answer was, 'I hope so!'”

As Yastreblyansky points out, economists rarely agree on 

anything, but 7 out of 10 economists agree that Arthur Laffer

 is an idiot.

The Sins of Weinstein Stimulate Trumpnik Demand to

Bomb North Korea

Remember the guy who always showed up late 

for your Mickey Mouse Club meetings?

The Politico Illustrated #56

'Deficit hawks trampled in GOP tax cut stampede'

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #103

Ben Ferguson

Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."

How long do you think it will take for the GOP to change

 its name to the Christian White Nationalist Party?

Nikki Lockjaw and the Great U.N. Caper

Believe it or not, Trumpniks are crazier than Trump.

Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you

 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 

Not Calling President 'Moron'."

Kellywise the Dancing Clown Sez: "Hi, Georgie! 

Aren't you going to say 'Hello'?"

Scottish Tweeters Augment Trumpian Nomenclature

A bird seen frequently on golf courses

is the Red-Billed Meatsack.