What if you found out you had been predestined by God to be the NBC test pattern for WNBT in New York? Well, that's what Tucker Bounds, a spokesman for John McCain, found out today. This may sound like bad news for Tucker, but it could have been much worse. He could have been pre- destined to remain the puckered asshole that he
The Senator had heard the voice before, but he had dismissed it as a mere sound effect. But, this time, there could be no doubt he was hearing a voice from the past say, "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?"
Rick Davis, chairman of the McCain/Palin campaign, says he isutterly mystified why crowds supporting the Republican nominees are booing and hissing, chanting "Traitor!", "Criminal!", "Terrorist!", and yelling "Kill Him!" and "Off with His Head!"