'Straight Talk Express' to 'Jet Omerta'
Saturday, September 27, 2008
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Barack Obama,
Debates,
Eyes,
John McCain
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Ed Snider,
Sarah Palin,
Telecoms
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China,
Fruit,
World's Worst Jobs
Friday, September 26, 2008
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New York Times,
Patrick Healy,
World's Worst Yobs
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Kathleen Parker,
National Review,
Religion,
Sarah Palin,
Vice President
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Blogs,
Ku Klux Klan,
Racism,
Talk Radio
says Sarah Palin. "Israel has got to have the opportunity and
the ability to oil up and pump iron whenever it wants to."
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Bodybuilding,
Israel,
Sarah Palin
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Meat,
Republican Party,
Zippy the Pinhead
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Come to Suspend the Boxing Match with Kid Barack
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Barack Obama,
Boxing,
John McCain,
Presidential Race
to return to Washington in time to cast the deciding vote in
favor of a plan to keep our world from colliding with reality.
Labels:
John McCain,
Philosophy,
Religion
Misty May got down and talked dirty to the Invisible Hulk.
Labels:
Comics,
Kerri Walsh,
Misty May Treanor,
Movies,
Sex,
Volleyball
the Populist Reformer Face, the Heroic POW Face, the Feisty
Maverick Face, or the Lying Sack of Shit Face?"
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Faces,
John McCain,
Katie Couric

When he hears this Mighty sound:
‘Here I come to save the day!’
That means that Mighty Mac is on the way!
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mac will join the fight
On the sea or on the land
He gets the situation well in hand
So though we are in danger
We never despair
‘Cause we know that where there’s danger
He is there!
He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air!
We’re not worryin’ at all
We’re just listenin’ for his call:
‘Here I come to save the day!’
That means that Mighty Mac is on the way!"
Labels:
Cartoons,
Government Bailouts,
John McCain
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Jane Curtin,
Movies,
Sarah Palin,
TV Shows
in search of answers she has promised to find for Katie Couric.
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John McCain,
Katie Couric,
Motorcycles,
Regulations,
Sarah Palin
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
bailout plan for Wall Street, President Bush will appear on
nationwide television tonight wearing the same costume
he wore on May 1, 2003, the day America's mission in Iraq
was accomplished. Analysts for both broadcast and cable
networks are saying that the mere sight of his 'package'--
to say nothing of the persuasive arguments he will advance
in support of it--will guarantee quick approval by both the
House and the Senate, thereby assuring that the nation's
economic crisis may end in another five years, maybe ten,
maybe a hundred.
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Economy,
George Walker Bush,
Government Bailouts,
Recession
"Oh, it's just John McCain pulling another one
of his political stunts."
"What would you call it?"
"Born to Be Reviled."
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John McCain,
Motorcycles,
Movies,
Rock-and-Roll
John McCain wanted to suspend the presidential race
and return to Washington to work on the government
bailout, he said, "Please don't make me laugh, or I may
split a seam!"
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Government Bailouts,
Heart Surgery,
John McCain
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Barack Obama,
Debates,
Dogs,
John McCain
a Copulation for Cash program wherein better-educated,
more affluent residents will receive a 'Boffing Bonus' if they
reproduce faster than poor, less-educated residents who
have been snipped or had their tubes tied.
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Birth Control,
John Abruzzo,
Louisiana,
Reproduction,
Republican Party,
Sex
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Batteries,
Drudge Report Funnies,
Farts
novel solution to the nation's financial crisis. It's something
he calls 'Gun Loans'.
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Alaska,
Government Bailouts,
Guns,
Sarah Palin
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John McCain,
Journalists,
Rick Davis
just might have ended up on Sarah Palin's dinner table.
Labels:
Cooking,
Giraffes,
Hunting,
Sarah Palin
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Banks,
Ben Bernanke,
Federal Reserve Bank,
Recession
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
me to say, 'Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US'?"
Labels:
Henry Kissinger,
Sarah Palin,
United Nations
international relations from the Video Professor®."
Labels:
Computers,
Hamid Karzai,
Sarah Palin,
Software
punchline, you can better understand his appeal
to audiences attuned to today's more naturalistic
'comedy of awkwardness'. And that's pretty funny.
Labels:
Comedians,
Humor,
John McCain,
Jokes
Labels:
Fox News,
Neal Cavuto,
World's Worst Yobs
the toadlet claimed to know enough about office
supplies to become a successful investment banker
someday.
Labels:
Banks,
Investments,
Office Supplies,
Toads
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Barbara Bush,
Conservatism,
Jenna Bush
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