"When people try to tell me that the McCain on the campaign trail is the real McCain and the one who came before was fake, I just say, baloney. I've seen The Scarlet Pimpernel. I know how to tell the difference between the imaginary and the real."
An admirer of Futzie Nutzle has been identified as the 'dirty trickster' responsible for substituting The Ultimate George W. Bushisms for the briefing book Sarah Palin used to prepare for her interview with Katie Couric.
"Mister Trouble never hangs around When he hears this Mighty sound: ‘Here I come to save the day!’ That means that Mighty Mac is on the way! Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right Mighty Mac will join the fight On the sea or on the land He gets the situation well in hand So though we are in danger We never despair ‘Cause we know that where there’s danger He is there! He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air! We’re not worryin’ at all We’re just listenin’ for his call: ‘Here I come to save the day!’ That means that Mighty Mac is on the way!"
"Knowing these realities, America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud over our entire economy, a recession of mass destruction."