Jeffrey Epstein is alive and living in

Lin Wood's head.

Pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood is now claiming Supreme 

Court Chief Justice John Roberts was somehow involved 

in Justice Antonin Scalia’s death and part of a child-sex cult.

The Incredible Shrinking MAGA Man

Florida Governor Reacts to Sniffing His Own Upper Lip

When she removes her COVID mask, most people 

don't recognize Mona Lisa.

Forensic Artist Renders Drawing of

Zombie Benedict Arnold

The Nashville bomber may have subscribed to the conspiracy 

theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures are 

actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

Trump is such a show-off!

What to Drink While You Wait for

Operation Warp Speed

And they haven't even installed the 

razor wire yet.

Have you seen Josh Hawley's new hat?

The Improbable Burger I eat immediately.  

The Impossible Burger takes a little longer.

What really happened over at the Van Gogh place 

wasn't nearly as romantic as the legend has it.  

You see, a pandemic was underway and Vincent

decided to cut his own hair.

Michelle Malkin Sez: "Dan Crenshaw is a globalist 

John McCain in an eyepatch who loves to party hardy 

while our country burns."  Don't you just love it 

when wingnuts talk dirty to each other?

"Sarcastically eviscerating the leftist arguments and lies 

like a political fruit ninja:"  thus spake one happy

reader of Kurt Schlichter's book.  What more need

be said.

Guess who the 'Most Admired Man' of 2020 admires most.

Twilight of the Trump Temper Tantrum

Geraldo Rivera Pleads With Trump to ‘Reject the Crackpots’ 

and Exit With ‘Dignity and Grace’

Vaccine Distribution Is The States’ Problem, Not Mine!

Because the chicken had always said it would 

cross that road when it came to it.  Or was it 

that bridge?  The chicken could never remember.

An International Favorite Since 1954

Kentucky Fried Famine

Marco Rubio Continues His Transformation Into

(Gasp!) The Mask

Young Prospector Sets His Sights on the Mother Lode

Ugly Mug Mugshot Mug

Epoch means 'a period of time'.  So The Epoch Times

means 'The Period of Time Times'.  Typical

rightwing genius.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #124

Josh Hawley

Trumpert Rubberface Bails

Fishing for Fur-Bearing Trout at the Last Gasp Resort

Energeezer Bunny Can No Longer Hold a Charge

If the insanity were stopped, not just Trump would

go away.  So would the New York Post.

Trump Morphing Into a Lobby Card for 

Woody Allen's Shadows and Fog

Trump supporters believe that the Nashville 

explosion was actually a missile strike aimed at 

destroying Dominion voting machines that 

were being audited inside the AT&T building.

Trump Can 'Feel His Power Draining Away Hour by Hour'

Pretty soon, choosing a COVID-19 vaccine will be 

like ordering a coffee at Starbucks.

5G Paranoia in the Flesh

Hand-Knitted Knight Hat for Men with

Roman Noses

Dr. Fauci Warns About a Post-Christmas Surge, 

Wrapped in a Surge, Inside Another Surge

This cat doesn't seem to be worried about the future of the

Republican Party.

Etymologically, 'inauguration' is derived from the Latin, 

'inaugurare', which meant 'to take omens from the flight 

of birds'. So get your tickets now for the Trump 2021 

Magical Inauguration Bus!

Hey, Facebook!  We really could use a

Punch-a-Nazi emoji.

Pope Proclaims 2021 'Year of Rabbit-Tiger Hybrids'

Rachel Campos-Duffy Flunks Stress Test

Artwork By an Epigone of Jon McNaughton

Little Puppy Feels Neglected

Don't Let the Cat In

Elitist Snobs in the Fashion Press Snub Most 

Elegant First Lady in American History

Where's My Christmas Tamales?

Boxing Day 2020

Trump's Boxing Day Twitter Frenzy