"OK, so you're saying we can blame everything we don't like 

about Hillary Clinton on the fact that she's brain damaged.  

If that's true, Karl, what's your excuse?"

No More Mister Nice Hucksterbee

Oxymorons for Our Time #163

Voter Enthusiasm

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Male Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Female Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

"I don’t mean to offend. I’m a fun guy, not a 

sexist or racist. I just like to wander around

 town in sparkling white linens.”

"Everybody's gone completely crazy on this voter ID thing. 

I was wondering how long it was going to take for every-

body to catch up with me."

Unlike Pope Francis, Saint Bieber would

canonize everybody.

Ann Coulter's Latest Hashtag Contribution

to Human Suffering

"Is this the last train to Uncertain, Texas?"

"I think so, but I'm not sure."

Trailer Swift

"From here, it looks like a Humdinger blossom, which is a

sure sign of Benghazi Fever."

Rude Rhymes #68

Pig Swill

George Will

Let the Sideshow Begin!

'GOP Takes a Bath', the headline read.

World's Worst Yobs #305

Sonny Bunch

"What's that?"

"It's Marco Rubio standing in downtown Miami

indicating how many times he denied man-made

climate change on national television."

Can the GOP keep the Bengamera hearings from becoming

 a 'monster movie'?

'Exploding Head Syndrome' No Joke, Researchers Say

Bundy's Army Invades Lower Slobovia

"Wassup, cap'n?"

"It's Mortar's Day."