Privatize Medicare! Thin the herd! The old and sick only 

slow us down as we hurtle down the Highway to Hell!

What? Can it be true that Breitbartians have become 

Cereal Killers?

Now that Breitbart has declared war on

Kellogg's, what is Larry Solov going to

do without his Pop-Tarts®?

"Call the Trump Administration 'Little Anthony & the

Imperials' one more time and I'll wish you away to the

cornfield!"

Whether at 20,000 feet or in the storm sewer,

it's the same nightmare.

Donald Trump reportedly buys Orange GLO™ by the barrel.

"If thou wouldst be one of the Immortals, 

thy hat must be one for the ages."

"Kellyanne, baby, you really light our fire!"

"Careful, boys, I wouldn't want to burn your flags!"

You don't see many coal-fired Volvos on the

road these days.

Froot Loops Declare War on Froot Loops

It's OK to roll your own, but if you smoke them,

you may lose your citizenship and end up in

prison.

"My motto is, to quote Steven Wright, 'Eagles may soar, 

but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines'."

SCREWGED!

Trump's Cabinet of Oddities and Quirks

Two Populists Waiting for Their Smack Ramen to Be Served

Erik Telford Doing His Popular

Mr. Creosote Routine

Stephen Mnuchin Sez: "When Mr. Trump said he would drain 

the swamp, he didn't say he wouldn't keep the alligators."

Like Little Egypt, Mitt Romney walks, he talks, he

crawls on his belly like a reptile.

"So, you're boycotting Froot Loops, eh? You must really 

hate Kellogg's."

"No, Breitbart."

Popular Anti-Romney Lobby Gets 

Radical Makeover