114.4 Million American Viewers of Superbowl LI

Satanized and Globalized by Lady Gaga

Sean Spicer Says Saturday Night Live  Is 'Mean',

Protesting Is 'Not Organic'

Kellyanne Conway Dresses for Success at the

Battle of Bunkum Hill

A Reminder from B. Kliban

Mercury was the god of financial gain, trickery, and 

thieves, as well as the guide of souls to the underworld.

Spicer Twins Strike It Rich on 

Saturday Night Live

Teabagger Republican Tom McClintock Discovers

He's Not Irresistible Anymore

"Here's the deal, Bill: Vladimir Putin and I kill people,

you and Fox News kill truth."

"But, Putin is a killer."

"There are a lot of killers. We've got a lot of killers. 

What do you think? Our country's so innocent?"

As Newt says to Ripley, "My mommy always said there were 

no monsters - no real ones - but there are."

'Trump's Likeness Found on Seized Heroin'

Trump Fumes

We Have Met the Enemy and 

He Is Trump

"Now this, my fellow Trumpniks, is my idea of a wall."

Bulk Bogan

Ivanka Helped Sink Trump Order on Gay Rights, 

But Still Having Trouble Making Her Legs Work

Billionaire Vincent Viola Withdraws as Trump’s Army 

Secretary Nominee So That He Can Spend More Time with 

His Money

"Why is it all you want to talk about is my eyes being 

closed and not my earrings?"

World's Worst Yobs #379

Jonathan Tobin

"So what if polls show 53% of Americans disapprove of 

the job I'm doing as President! Polls are meaningless!

People are meaningless! I'm all that matters!"