"Can the United Nations solve the international problems to

which it's addressed? And if it can't solve those problems,

can we fix them? And if we can't fix it, is there something else

that we should be using instead? My answer to the first two

questions is No and No. My answer to the third question is Yes.

I, John Bolton, U. S. Ambassador to the UN, therefore

propose that we create a new institution, the Disunited Nations,

and that I be named the first Secretary-General of Overall Confusion."