"I'm a fish, a Cichlasoma citrinellum to be more

exact. I've pretty much accepted the fact that

you humans would rather eat me than understand

what it's like to eke out a living underwater and to

breathe through gills. But what I can't accept

is your seeming indifference to the demise of

Inspector Gill and the Fish Police. That was an

ichthyological catastrophe of the first order.

And what did you do about it? Nothing, except

change channels!"