Do you know that before he became the resident rightwing 
blowhard on Headline News Network, Glenn Beck authored 
two self-help books? Well, if you don't, you're not alone. 
Most people couldn't name them if their lives depended on it. 
So, for those of you who might be interested, here are the 
titles: How to Fuck a Duck: a Field Guide to Safe Sex with Our 
Fine Feathered Friends and How to Duck a Fuck: the Rape 
Prevention Manual for Oversexed and Underdressed Women.