At first, the President addressed the Almighty in Aramaic:

"Eli, eli, lama sabacthani?" But there was no answer.

Then, he used King James English: "My God, my God, why

hast thou forsaken me?" Once again, no answer.

Finally, he spoke his native tongue: "Dude, what the fuck?"

That's when the Almighty replied: "Go to hell, George!"