"The Neverland Study Group is something of a farce and some

of its recommendations are sheer fantasy," expostulated

Eliot Cohen, neoconservative visionary and military historian

at Johns Hopkins University. "This is no way to run a war,

and most definitely, no way to win it. Give me just a minute

to slip into my battle dress uniform, and I'll show you the

new way forward to victory in Neverland."