Trump and His Pet Thumbster

If it's Trump vs. Pence for the Republican presidential

nomination in 2024, the contest will likely be decided

by who executes the Thumb Up America's Butt gesture

most effectively.

Seasons Greetings from the Orangery

Benjamin Netanyahu, Thumb Sucker

His job was to push the Thumbs Down button 

on random YouTube videos.

Devil's Thumb is not just a mountain in Alaska.

Two Thumbs Up America's Butt

Martha McSally and Donald Trump,

Thumb Fetishists

Thumbsucking in adults is thought to help

reduce anxiety.

It's a Florida Thing

Trump Inspects White House Bunker, Gives It Thumbs Up

He had always had Opposable Thumbs.  But when they 

started disagreeing over the need for frequent hand washing,

he now had Opposing Thumbs as well.

Trump Gives His Immune System Two Thumbs Up

Donald Trump and Robert Hyde Stick Two 

Unsolicited Thumbs in America's Anus

Even Trump's thumb is vulgar.

The Day Rudy Giuliani Began to Suspect His Favorite 

Finger Puppet Was an Agent of the Deep State

Matthew Whitaker, Opposable Thumb

Trump demonstrates one of the dangers of thumbsucking.

Does Trump know there are one billion neutrinos going

 through his thumbnail every second?

Trump's UTIA (Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus)

Campaign Accelerates