If it turns out there is an afterworld, the following Senators,

who oppose raising the minimum wage, should be paid

$5.50 an hour to flagellate themselves to all eternity: Richard

Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK),

Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Judd Gregg (R-NH),

James Inhofe (R-OK), Johnny Isakson (R-GA), Jon Kyl (R-AZ),

and David Vitter (R-LA).